It was recently discovered that Usenetserver keeps lists of important things to do, written on dirty pizza boxes with crayolas, in their Atlanta office. Below is a copy of their very important and so0per seekrit lits[1]:
1. look at swerver
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7. look at swerver again, admire pretty blinky lights
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[1] the lits is a compilation of two separate usenet posts, clicking on the links to see the original posts will show the unedited versions with headers. a special thanks to ryannosaurus for this amazing lits discovery. this lits may not be copied without permission from the author and website owner. this lits is provided for entertainment value only. if you are offended, hit the "back" button on your browser, and stop taking shit so seriously. it's only usenet, after all.
2. download some pr0n, err, I mean check latentecy of key binaries
froups
3. break, go to the expresso cart, flirt with cute barrista chick,
order a latte. Ask her if she likes pr0n
4. ops mneeting: define tomorrows lits
5. ops meeting afteraction strategy implementation: renumber all the
posts in every newsgroup
6. order pizza
8. Read abuse reports, giggle
9. roll up a fat blunt with abuse report printouts
10. play some tetris
11. eat leftover pizza
12. read usenetserver.support, scratch head
13. scratch balls
14. look in Dwight's office for some lotion
15. break: flirt with cute barista chick, order a double latte, ask
her if she has lotion
16. LOTION, LOTION! MY KINGDOM FOR LOTION!
17. check mp3 downloads for key binaries groups, burn Slayer CD for
cute barista chick
18. work on psuedo-random number generator program for advanced post
re-numbering
19. Tape coffee stirrer in fan of Brian's PC, heh, this is more fun
than playing cards in bicycle spokes
20. Hey! this is neat, this PC comes with a cupholder!
21. Rig Brian's chair with electrically fired bottle rockets,
triggered by next usenetserver.support post
22. beer:30!!!!
23. piss in ficus plant outside Dwight's office
24. pass out in employee restroom