Teeny Boppers Revealed

  Subject details:

Name: Jade

Alias: Pink_puNk_pRiNcEsS_JaDe

Self Description:

Well I'm Jade and I like pink
I have blonde hair and blue eyes with green yellow purple and different shades of blue in them !:P

Quote:

"****I hAd A pArTy LaSt NiGhT,u DiDnT cUm,bUt uR bOyFriEnD DiD...TWICE!!!****"

>>>Click here to read Jade's Legal Threat!<<<

Beware Good Folk

An evil is multiplying massing in numbers

Gaining power among us

Turning innocent people like us onto their side

But we are not powerless

We Can Fight!

 
But b4 we can fight we must get the facts and that's what I'm For
 
Teeny Boppers: In the 60s, teenagers too young to be hippies, had their own social group. Teeny boppers presented a new market for the media to conquer.  They had their own music like the Partridge Family, The Cowsills, The Jackson 5,  and The Monkees.  Since big business couldn't sell to the hippies, they targeted their commercialism at this new group.  Older hippies used this term to describe this younger generation.
 
And so this trend travelled thru history to our present day
 
 Above are 3 teeny bopper specimens the one in the obscenely pink shirt to the left is the one we are going to focus on today. As you can see by its profile it enjoys to use multicase and excessive stars this is a common trait among the teeny bopper community they think it makes them original even tho 5 billion other teeny boppers are doing it. Teeny boppers tend to wear bright colours and multi colour beads in their hair and around their wrists alot like ravers who are a close relation. By now you have probly noticed her misshapen face not all teeny boppers have this appearance but I felt like pointing it out. Some teeny boppers may be very very sexy they are what we call siren breed they are the part of the colony used to draw in new members. Note: teeny boppers listen to teeny bop and new breed teeny bop music. Jade is in teeny bopper denial when she is confronted about being one she denies it to the fullest some teeny boppers believe that if they listen to bands like Linkin Park they are not teeny boppers this is not true for Linkin Park are in essence a teeny bop band. Teeny Bopper communicate amongst themselves  thru online diary's I once harassed a teeny bopper in Teen Open Diary I gathered alot of details there. Her whole life was online diary's she felt a sense of belonging there people were nice to her coz she kept a "good" diary. scenes like this are played out all over the world everyday. Wherever there were birth complications a teeny bopper is born, Wherever a child has a fucked up childhood a teeny bopper is born. so I suggest we take them down by turning them back to our side teach them how to live again. look at Jade's poor misshapen face don't you feel like helping her become all that Mujajisoft thinks she should be? But Mujajisoft cant do it alone we need money to perform Teeny Bop Enema's on mass help us raise Funds.
Send $5 care of Mujajisoft 123 Fake St Aus PO Box 3108
 
 

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