Please
try the following:
- Click the
Refresh button, or smash your computer
with a large hammer.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron.
- To check your connection settings, open
case with a screw driver then, fill with gasoline.
Now take a match and proceed to ignite. The settings
should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA) administrator
and Internet service provider (ISP).
- your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft Windows
can examine your network and automatically screw everything up.
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
click
Screw everything up (javascript)
- Some sites require Windows to suck
more than normal. Click the Windows menu and then click Windows
suck rate to determine what strength "Suck" you have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure
site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer
menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select "Format".
- Click the
Back (javascript) button to try another link.
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