Maria: What Michael and I shared, well, it's non-verbal. He's the
type of person my mom likes to refer to as a vibrator.
Liz: A vibrator?
Maria: Someone who communicates by sending these vibes into an
atmosphere.
Kyle: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
Liz: Thank you.
Kyle: Not untill I have something that will destroy him.
Michael(about Maria): She's got this whole thing. She's a real vibrator. (Isabelle and Max look at him) She sends out these vibes.
Michael: I'm telling you this plan sucks a big one, allright? They're
outthere on my vision quest and I'm sitting here in the kitchen with
2 girls, yakking.
Maria: That's interesting, uh, Michael. Some women of the 20th
century might find that last remard just a tad bit offensive.
Michael: Why?
Maria: Why?
Isabelle: Welcome to Michael-land.
(Michael starts eating a cake.)
Maria: I hope you intend to pay for that.
Michael: I do not.
Maria: Well, then that's stealing, buddy.
Michael: Arrest me.
Isabelle (to Michael and Maria): Are you two flirting? God, could my life get any worse?
Maria: You know, all I ask of you is to just try to make me feel better. You know, be a guy or whatever...Forget it, I have obviously bark up the wrong tree.
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