Isabel (to Max): You're only ever listening to the Counting Crows when you're really upset
Liz (cleaning a glass): I am definately OK with it. In fact, I'm great
with it. You know, 'cause we always knew that it couldn't be, that it
was this total impossibility, so I'm glad that we both were able to,
you know, finally get it out there
Maria: Liz, the glass IS clean
Liz: Right. (stops cleaning the glass). Look, I mean, sure, you get
caught up in the excitement of it all, but I'm over it
Maria: Are you sure? 'Cause it seems like you got over it pretty
quickly
Liz (starts to put coffee into the filter): Well, there's just no reason
to let it fester, you know. You've gotta just move on and not look
back
Maria: Sure. So, you're not hurt?
Liz: Hurt?
Maria: Well, by the way it happened...it kinda seems like it was
more his decision than yours
Liz: No, not at all. (she's still putting coffee into the filter). OK, I
mean...yes, technically he is the one who ended it, but no...it was
mutual, you know...it was like 90% mutual
Maria: That's enough coffee
Liz: Yeah...OK (puts the filter with all that coffee into the coffee
machine)
Michael: Adults are the enemy
Liz (to Max): Hey
Max (to Liz): Hey
Michael (to Maria): Hey
Maria: Yeah, whatever
Michael (after Maria screamed for a cute guy): Humans.
Max: What?
Michael: How excited they get over somebody throwing a ball
through the hoop. It's ridiculous
Michael: It doesn't look that bad
Maria: Oh, yeah, I'm a regular Bov Vila
Michael: No, I'm serious. Once you put it together the shoes can go
right...
Maria: Shoes? What do shoes have to do with it?
Michael: You're making a shoe tree, right?
Maria: No. I'm making a napkin holder
Michael: Oh, well, I"m sure it will be nice once you put it together
Maria: Look, do you have something you want?
Michael: I just saw you and I wanted to say "Hi", but apparently it
was the wrong move. I'll never do that again. Sorry, good-bye
Maria:....... I mean...I mean, were you even gonna thank me?
Michael: .......Thank you
Maria: It's too late, pal
Isabel (to Max): We can't just do a Max on this thing, OK. We can't just sit back and passively watch
Michael: This whole idea that I have to apologize to you. What's
that all about?
Maria: What is it about?
Michael: I'll tell you what it's about. It's a tactic
Maria: Oh, it's a tactic
Michael: That's right. It's your way of trying to make me think that I
owe you something. That I'm indebted to you. Let me tell you
something. I'm not indebted to anyone.
Maria: Interesting. You know, you should get yourself massive
dozes of therapy, like immediately
Maria (to Michael): You can't just wave your hand over a problem and make it go away. You know, why don't you figure out what's really going on with you, Michael. Why you can't piece together an apology like any normal human being. Oops, maybe that's the problem
Kyle: I was hoping for something that's high in both fat and
cholesterol and lacking any inherent nutritional value
Liz: You're just in luck
Michael (to Max): You healed a pigeon, great. Now you're Dr. Doolittle.
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