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| Nairda (7/11/00 10:08:41 am)  |
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I once had a sextant. It made me very happy. A llama with a sextant is a very happy creature! A llama who's a yak with a sextant is even happier! I used to take it for walks and to the park and to Taco Bell. We had such a great time together. But then, some drunken sailor stoled my sextant. I was very sad...I miss my sextant. See Nairda's sextant...  Isn't it beautiful? It's almost as beautiful as a newborn pickle as it glistens in the sunlight for the very first time. Nairda
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| dotkara (7/11/00 10:18:23 am)  |
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six sextets sing sensual songs of sextants. (sexy!)
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| Shrew (7/11/00 10:21:19 am)  |
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to quote an audience participation line from rocky horror picture show: "i know what you're thinking, but it's just not gonna fit." i had no idea llamas were so... kinky. 
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| DawnWiener (7/11/00 11:11:18 am) |
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My favorite sextant story was when Don Novello (a.k.a. Father Guido Sarducci) was on the Letterman show talking about how silly he thought Columbus Days was. I am paraphrasing here, and I'm sure his wording was much funnier than mine... "What are we going to do to celebrate Columbus Day? Walk around with sextants or something?"
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| Willameena (7/11/00 11:59:25 am)  |
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WHAT THE HELL IS A SEXTANT?
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| Merytle (7/11/00 12:49:49 pm)  |
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Us Canadians want the Champlain Sextant back, btw.
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| TalkingTina (7/11/00 1:07:07 pm)  |
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I wish I had the lattitude to talk about sextants.
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| MeBeef (7/11/00 4:52:55 pm) |
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Just when I think the Saga of Nairda can't get any more bizarre. . .
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| Nairda (7/12/00 9:59:59 am) |
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Wow...I was beginning to think I was getting too weird for you guys. Hehe...I guess I've gotta go further than sextants...into the realm of...JIGGLY WATER COMPASSES!!!! *bum bum bum!*  Ok...I'm going to try to to everyone...here goes... dot, I love your poem...is that illiteration? Lol...more english terms...get out your dictionary! Shrew, I LOVE Rocky Horror, but you're prolly right, it won't fit. Dawn, that's my favorite sextant story now, too. Mine was the only one I really knew up til now. Willfa...you'll learn when you're a little older.
You can't have it back, Merytle! The llamas have confiscated it. Tina, are you implying that we're all fat? And, finally, Beef...I've only just begun. Hehehehe! Phew! I've never had to do THAT before. Sextant for pickles! Nairda
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| TalkingTina (7/12/00 12:47:23 pm) |
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Nairda, I was just trying to make a navigational pun. I was in no shape or fashion trying to criticize the cut of anyone's jib.
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| Nairda (7/12/00 8:39:17 pm) |
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Tina writes haiku She makes navigational Puns about sextants Tina is so cool I wish I could be so neat Teach me Tina, please?
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| Livia (7/13/00 3:18:42 am) |
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OOOO! JIGGLY WATER COMPASSES! Have you ever taken two of them and pretended they're your eyes? Fun stuff, that. Livia, Empress of the Meek | |
| dotkara (7/13/00 11:25:09 am) |
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I've got one of those jiggly thingies but there's a floating fish inside. I try to use it to find direction but it keeps pointing forward. Oh yeah, and my cats seem to chase it around.
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| Nairda (7/13/00 1:55:00 pm) |
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JIGGLY WATER COMPASS... Jamming in gelatinous goulash, little yellow weirdos attack tin evasive rhinos. "Catch on, my pathetic alienated stupified sissies!"
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| Nancy
Boyd Registered User (7/13/00 3:32:52 pm)  |
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Noxious Animals Irrigate Randomly Designated Areas Do Orangutans Topple Kingdoms? A Revealing Analysis. Nancy B.
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| Nairda (7/13/00 5:28:18 pm) |
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go Nancy, go Nancy, go, go, go Nancy! Nymphomaniacs assisted naked camels yesterday! Borrow Orion's yodeling device.
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| dotkara (7/14/00 1:17:43 am) |
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swoon, nancy and nairda... damn. Nairda attempts irreversible radar damage again. (i had to throw in the palindrome too) Nancy adds new cheekiness, yet brings out yearning dreamily. "OK, so what's the speed of dark?!" (S.Wright) | |
| Nancy
Boyd Registered User (7/14/00 11:45:44 am) |
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Say! Is Someone Sinister Yearning For Intensely Green, Hothouse Tomatoes? Nancy B.
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| TalkingTina (3/20/01 10:57:00 am) |
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What ever happened to Nancy Boyd?
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| Moolah (3/20/01 11:09:27 am) |
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What happened to Nancy Boyd? Heck TT, what happened to almost everybody?
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| zorbus (3/20/01 12:54:49 pm)  |
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Wishing an onslaught of wellness feelings against you Moolah!
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| Beefi (3/20/01 12:57:00 pm)  |
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I spotted Nancy Boyd on the Official Message Boards a few weeks ago. She still checks in once in a while. Real life tasks have kept her away, but she's good.
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| BabyNumber19 (5/5/01 10:41:48 pm) |
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I haven't been in here for awhile...look how cute and clever I used to be!!! *jumps up and down pointing*
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