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Issue One - 11/11/04 |
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Not So Shocking American Survey Results Are In |
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After many, many years of politically correct shitheads telling
us not to make sweeping generalisations like "Americans are
stupid", a survey in the United States has conclusively proved
that the majority of them actually are.
The survey, also known as "The U.S. Presidential Election", was the largest of its kind in history. 180 million people were asked "Do you think this incompetent, corrupt, genocidal retard should again be deemed the most powerful man on Earth?" A majority responded with an enthusiastic "Yes! Ladies and Gentleman, enjoy your last few years on the Blue Ball! |
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