The Naked Galwegian

	Meet the Writers
	Johnson P. Reynolds Johnson P. Reynolds was born Johnson S. Reynolds in New York in the early springtime. He moved around a lot as a child and this goes someway towards explaining his susceptibility to motion sickness. Since moving to Ireland Johnson has established several periodicals, most of which have been banned. His letters have appeared in the recycle bins of many of the country's finest newspapers. Nothing of consequence happened in his life on July 7 1993, despite police reports to the contrary. Johnson would like to point out that his fast approaching baldness doesn't bother him in the slightest. His favourite food is usually eaten by the time he gets there. Alopecia McWee Alopecia has been a professional surrogate for many years. She has dropped as many as ten sprogs in her career including all of the Killers. She has also been a choreographer to the stars, having worked with such names as Foster & Allen and Richie Kavanagh. Charity work has included travelling extensively around the world to help underdeveloped countries fight the rampant pandemic that is Louis Walsh through the distribution of free earplugs. She was an integral part of the French resistance during WWII, one of the creative forces behind children's TV show Bosco and was on OJ Simpson's defence council. Still only in her twenties, Alopecia was honoured with a Pulitzer last year for her chilling expose on the lack of bins in Galway. This led to her being head-hunted by the Naked Galwegian where she is delighted to be working along side other talented journalists for a sizeable undisclosed fee.