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Issue One - 11/11/04 |
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"I've got a War in Terror going on in my pants!" |
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There's a lot of talk about this Global War on Terror that's
going on these days. Well let me tell you about another war
that's going on a lot closer to home. That's right baby, I got a
War on Terror going on in my pants! Oh yeah!
You see there's a terror spreading around Galway at the moment, a formidable terror, a fear that all the ladies seem to have. A fear of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Just like the one I've got in my pants! So I'm here to combat that terror. My War on Terror starts now and it starts in my pants. There's lots of similarities between the global war and my very own personal one. Shock and Awe have been mentioned in both. However in my case it's the Shock and Awe that the ladies experience when I take off my pants for them. That's right honey! Shock and Awe baby! Shock and Awe! There's Weapons of Mass Destruction too. But unlike Saddam's, my Weapon of Mass Destruction isn't hard to find at all. You know what I'm talking about baby! Alright! So don't be afraid sweetcheeks, this War on Terror is going to be a lot of fun. And you can be part of it tonight if you want. My very own War on Terror in my pants. In case I'm being too subtle - I'm talking about my cock. |
 Shock and Awe Baby!
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