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Issue Ten - 24/06/05 |
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Central Park targeted by terrorist group |
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Galway nightclub "Central Park" is a potential terrorist target according to a leaked Department of
Defence memo. The group behind the threat, initially thought to be Al-Qaeda, turned out to be a
militant recruitment agency. Defence Department experts reckon that this agency may be trying to
stimulate demand in the labour market by eliminating legal secretaries, hairdressers and boutique
workers.
However, the popular club was still full last night, customers bravely deciding to ignore the threat and revel the night away. A spokesperson for Central Park said: "It's heartening to see people's determination to fight against intimidation. On the other hand, most of the stupid cunts who come here can barely spell terrorism, let alone grasp its relevance to them." |
 Bravely fighting intimidation?
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