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Issue Ten - 24/06/05 |
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Minister for Justice to be deported |
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Shocking news was filtering through last night as it was revealed that an order had been given for the Minister for Justice,
Michael McDowell, to be deported. It was revealed in a press release that the Minister's parents had actually come into the
country illegally in the early 1950's. The Naked Galwegian tracked the pair down to their South Dublin suburban home.
"Yes, we were fleeing the police in the new Germany. Michael's father was a leading man in the Waffen S.S. Danken Gott for the hospitality of Herr de Valera, he was most accommodating." The Naked Galwegian was denied an interview with Kommandant McDowell before the deportation order was carried out, but Naked G. has been told by insiders that McDowell's enemies in government may be planning to 'accidentally' send him on a flight to Nigeria. "I'm sure the Nigerians will give him a warm welcome", said our source. |
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