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Issue Eleven - 28/07/05 |
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Local prostitutes boycott Fianna Fail tent |
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In a protest about unfulfilled election promises and
the delay on legalisation of their profession, local
prostitutes have refused to service Fianna Fail TDs
and their supporters for the duration of the Galway
Races.
A spokeswoman for the Galway Alliance of Prostitutes (GAP) said, "In previous years we drafted in colleagues from around the country to deal with the huge increase in business that the Fianna Fail tent produced. But this year we are taking a stand. Nobody from the tent will be receiving blowjobs, handjobs or rimjobs. No teabagging, no snowballing, no hot karls or dirty sanchezs. And they will definitely not be getting that Fianna Fail favourite The Oireachtas Reacharound." With workers in the sex industry standing firm in their boycott, an unidentified source from the Fianna Fail tent said that some party members have become so desperate that they have resorted to servicing each other. "The frustration in the tent is palpable," said our source. "So, on Wednesday night someone came up with the idea of using Glory Holes so we could at least get some relief." The Naked Galwegian tried to get Fianna Fail members to comment but most were very unforthcoming. We did manage to corner one TD who, after a few drinks and reassurances of anonymity, agreed to give us something. "Michael McDowell needs to learn to use less teeth when he's sucking someone off," was all John O'Donoghue would say. |
 Michael McDowell (left) at the Races where it
has been said that his oral technique is lacking
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