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Issue Twelve - 17/11/05 |
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Anti-Emigration group gathers support |
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A new Irish action group has emerged on the politic scene over the past month. IRish People Enraged about Emigration, or IPEE as it is known, was set up by Tipperary man, Declan Mulligan in response to, what he terms, 'the fierce bad problem of emigration'.
"For the last six months or so I've noticed there's a lot of foreigners coming into our country. Immigrants coming over here, taking our jobs, stealing our livestock, adding variety and new blood to our culture. Well, I for one am sick of it and let me tell you something - if we're sick of it here, imagined how the rest of the world feels? We've been infesting countries for centuries, spreading like some virulent, pint-drinking disease - building roads and boosting sales of narrow legged pants wherever we go. Every other country must hate us at this stage." "It's time to put a stop to it. IPEE has been set up to ensure we don't annoy the international community any more. Too many good solid Irish men and women are leaving our shores, destined for far off lands where they will, no doubt, piss off a whole nation in the same way that immigrants to this country are pissing me off." In a press release issued this week IPEE have promised to picket every major air and sea port in the country. "What Irish people fail to realise," said Mr. Mulligan "Is that when they leave the country, they become dirty fucking foreigners. And everyone hates dirty fucking foreigners." So, the message from IPEE is clear, stay at home or risk becoming just another worthless sponging immigrant. |
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