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Issue Twelve - 17/11/05 |
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New threat threatens security in Galway city |
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Galway City Council today announced emergency measures to deal with the threat posed by rogue tradesmen in the city who are taking drastic action in their attempt to secure a massive pay rise.
These men are throwing themselves in water pipes, backing up the city's systems, wreaking havoc but drowning themselves in the process. Mayor Walsh said "Yes, suicide plumbers are becoming a very real threat in Galway city. Very real indeed." |
 "Damn these suicide plumbers!"
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