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Issue Three - 09/12/04 |
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Advertising Feature |
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Last year hundreds of abandoned and unwanted pets were brought to animal
centres in the weeks immediately after the Christmas holiday period - and these
were just the lucky ones that weren’t thrown out on the streets. Some people
discover they can’t cope with a pet after the intial novelty has worn off and then
get rid of them. They find them a hassle and easier to dispose of than to keep.
Previously, if you wanted a pet you had to be prepared for the responsibilities that go with it for the entire lifetime of the animal. Children who had whined and plagued their parents for a pet were left with the dreary task of bringing the animal for walks daily or cleaning out its filthy litterbox. Or worse, their parents were left with the task. All this has now changed with the latest product from Just for Christmas Inc. Tempo-Pets™ are the latest innovation from leading German geneticist Dr. Geverschlechtert and his team. No longer are pets a burden and a chore, now they really can be Just for Christmas! The Tempo-Pet™ (puppy and kitten available in a wide variety of colours) will leave you guilt free and at the same time will placate your whiny offspring. They'll keep your kids happy and smiling all Christmas but won't leave you with the tough option of abandonment versus drowning come the 8th of January. Using the latest in transgenic techniques Dr. Geverschlechtert and his team have created the Tempo-Pet™ using the process of viral vector mediated transfer. These animals have had their genomes altered by the inclusion of foreign genetic material which shortens their life expectancy considerably. Each Tempo-Pet™ passes away peacefully on January 8th, exactly two months after they have been created in the Geverschlechtert laboratory. The Tempo-Pet™ is 100% non-cruel to animals and is endorsed by the RSPCA*. After all Dr. Geverschlechtert is an animal lover himself. "I have always loved animals, they afford us endless possibilities in the field of genetic research." *Actual endorsement may not be from the RSPCA
For more info visit http://way.to/kittens |
 Our product (puppy or kitten) can be posted
direct to your door in Stay-Fresh packaging! |