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Issue Three - 09/12/04 |
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Christmas TV highlights |
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Given that most of us will spend the
holidays with our fat arses wedged
into a groove on the couch, staring
vacantly at the flickering box with
drool gathering on our chins we at
The Naked Galwegian have
scoured the schedules in search of
the best programmes for you to
suffer indigestion to.
Programmes: Channel 4 - Whose Box is It Anyway? - (22nd Dec 10p.m.) The new celebrity genital guessing game with Vanessa Feltz. MTV - Dude Wears My Clothes - (19th Dec 7p.m.) Ashton Kutcher hosts the new hip show for women with transvestite boyfriends. MTV - Pimp My Boyfriend - (28th Dec 11p.m.) Snoop Dogg meets hot chicks from around America as they make-over and prostitute their unsuspecting boyfriends. Sky One - The All New Double Entendre Semi-Nude Smut Show Uncovered in Ibiza or Blackpool or Some Fucking Place - (1st Jan 8p.m.) Some tripe with tits every now and then. RTE 1 - From the Horse's Mouth - (29th Dec 9p.m.) Chat show hosted by the spirit of Shergar, channeled through Claire McKeown. RTE 2 - Famished - (30th Dec 8p.m.) New Irish sit-com set during the Famine. Starts with a triple bill of episodes - "All Quiet on the Potato Front", "The Blight and The Beautiful" and "Jaysus I'd Murder a Bag of Chips". ITV - I'm a Celebrity Get the Fuck Out Of My Way - (3rd Jan 9p.m.) Kerry McFadden drives a Volvo through a heavily pedestrianised area at 60 mph. |
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