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Issue Four - 20/01/05 |
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Introducing: Abuse 101 |
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Abuse 101 is a new feature that we would like to involve our readers in.
The premise is quite simple - our readers suggest a person who has for some
reason or other been getting on society's collective nerves. We then ring
them up and shout "So you think you're great then do ya? Well you're not.
WANKER!" before slamming down the phone. That'll show them.
We would encourage anyone who sees the person on the street to shout WANKER at them also. It's juvenile, it's simplistic, it's very possibly illegal, but we like it. First on our list is Navan funny man Tommy Tiernan. I don't know about you but he's been getting on my tits a lot lately and not in a good way. |
 Tommy wipes the saliva of our disdain from his eye |