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Issue Six - 24/02/05 |
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Dear Jesus,
Me and some friends recently pulled off a massive bank heist for the craic. Well not so much for the craic as to pay off this guy who we ripped off a few years ago. Anyway, the problem is that now the police think it was these other guys who stole the money and it's threatening the whole stability of this little tiny country-ette (we don't really know if it's a country or not). Me and my buddies feel real bad about this and don't know what to do. Any ideas? George C. P.S. We really don't wanna give back the money. Dear George, I wouldn't worry about it, these things have a way of working themselves out. Sure it's all in good fun anyway. Those provos have had it coming for a while now. All the best, Christ Dear Jesus, What's going on?! Gerry A. Dear Gerry, I dunno Gerry, my powers of omniscience have somehow failed me this time. Just hang tight buddy. (heh! heh! heh!) Christ Dear Jesus, Thanks a lot there, we really needed your help and you came through, Ulster won't forget this. Yours etc, Dr. Ian P. Dear Ian, Don't thank me, don't think I don't know who you've been hanging out with to get your favours, and frankly I'm hurt. What's he got that I don't, eh? Well you just watch out mister, a messiah crossed is a messiah scorned. Your uppance will come!! Christ |
 "I'm never drinking again."
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