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Issue Six - 24/02/05 |
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Ireland wins coveted Miss Racist Country |
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After winning the highly competitive Miss Racist Country award we caught up with Ireland as she
donned her tiara and sash. Blubbering slightly she stepped up to the mic:
"Thank you to all the immigrants who have arrived on my shores over the last few years. You really helped push me up into the big league of racist countries. Thanks especially to anyone who lives on my shores and dares to have any other colour skin besides white. I've been plugging away for years trying to get acknowledged as truly racist but people weren't really giving the hatred of travellers the racist recognition it deserved. I suppose in a lot of people's books it's only racism if they're black. So thank you one and all. Let's keep up the hatred and I'll hopefully be back on top again next year." |
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