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Issue Eight - 19/05/05 |
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Dear Ed,
I am writing to complain about the outrageous appearance of the new 'adult' shop High Society on my street. I am an elderly person and have lived on Abbeygate Street my whole life. This kind of shop only attracts undesirables and perverts who loiter around the street. Hardly 'high society' I'm sure you'll agree! I stumbled into the shop accidentally on the day it opened and I was shocked and disgusted by what I saw on sale in there. Since I was in there I had a browse and let me tell you the standard of merchandise was shoddy to say the least. Dildos with hardly any go in them at all and their range of S&M gear is so flimsy I snapped a mouth gag with me false teeth. As for the lube, I'd be better off spitting on me hand! I call on the people of Abbeygate Street to make themselves heard. Lets get some community spirit going and protest at this disgusting abomination on our doorsteps, we deserve a higher standard of sex-shop than this. Yours etc, Concerned Abbeygate Street Resident P.S. The poppers were fair shite as well and not a nipple clamp in sight! Dear Ed, Please find enclosed a short letter that you can use if you ever have a small space that needs filling in your paper. I hope this proves useful. Yours helpfully, Jimmy K. |
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