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Issue Eight - 19/05/05

Fair City tops TV ratings

The introduction of a new character to Fair City has ensured its place at the top of the ratings charts.

The new bitchy man-stealing character is played by none other than that girl from the TV license ad who says "Jim!" all the time. (We didn't bother research her name - and let's face it you don't know it either)

Her addition to Fair City has been likened to that of Sir Ian McKellan's arrival on Coronation Street. Hoards of TV licence ad fans are tuning in to see if the scriptwriters will cleverly work in an opportunity for her to utter her catchphrase.

Then we can all shout in unison whilst shaking our hands exasperatedly by our heads, "JIM!!"

Can't fucking wait.