--the three step process: stupid question is asked, i open up notepad, and copy/paste it
l l babii x3 l l: are god and the devil brothers?

--and continuing on...
NateC124: no.
l l babii x3 l l: are you sure?
NateC124: god created lucifer
l l babii x3 l l: whos lucifer
NateC124: argh. satan is lucifer, the devil
l l babii x3 l l: oooooh i've always heard people say lucifer and i thought it was jesus i think

--make sure you SPECIFY what kind of balls
iAMjondy: oh, btw, i deflated my balls
NateC124: ......
NateC124: are they all shriveled?

--her official symbol: 2i9, thanks to wrong spelling of "threw"--
lilpnkbunny10: i through 29!!

lilpnkbunny10: hey nate
NateC124: whats up g
lilpnkbunny10: not much just got home from golfing!
NateC124: hahah who did you golf with
lilpnkbunny10: my cousin cody and my brother
NateC124: sweeet. how was it
lilpnkbunny10: i totally smoked all of them on every hole....they deney that i won... but they are sore losers....i got the freakin highest score on each hole....six..compared to there 2's and 3s..i dominated them

--summer attitude
mattpietro527: is today friday?
NateC124: i think so..

CurlyQ126: the apple doesnt fall that far from its bush
CurlyQ126: or sumthing

--permit test+dumbass
Titan912: nate
NateC124: what
Titan912: i failed my test 2 times

--we dont care when you get your license
iAMjondy: 17 hours 15 min.
NateC124: shut the hell up

--couple=2
hoopzzchick5: uh theres a couple reasons
hoopzzchick5: okay maybe only 2 but still

MarkG09789: haha im bored... we should play magic

BLiNgbLiNg3336: i uahve bene hapvening major typing probls
NateC124: apparently
NateC124: no worries, its a freshman thing. it wears off eventually

--enola life
NateC124 (12:13:41 AM): ryn
NateC124 (12:13:43 AM): lets go to giant
ryn7008 (12:13:53 AM): giant you say

DesertFox928: i've been meaning to ask you.........whats up with pietros blue steelers hat
NateC124: want to die...?

l l babii x3 l l: whos threeatep
NateC124: mike coulson
l l babii x3 l l: who
NateC124: mike coulson
l l babii x3 l l: who
NateC124: for gods sake...it's mike coulson...please stop, you're hurting my head

--on kung fu
l l babii x3 l l: its comes from the chinese?
l l babii x3 l l: i thought it was asian
l l babii x3 l l: wait
l l babii x3 l l: isn't asia a country?

l l babii x3 l l: you don't want me to have to kick your ass.. so hurry up
NateC124: i know i am scared..
l l babii x3 l l: lol oh you should be
l l babii x3 l l: i can go kong foo on your ass

swimchik0026: the other day i got online at 3 am and your away message said you were at kong

ButterflyKiss64n: sometimes its scary to talk to u cuz u mite post it on ur page

--collier knows all the tricks
omgthursday: hey babycakes
NateC124: what is up
omgthursday: nothing you
NateC124: nothing at all.el chilling
omgthursday: sounds el cool
NateC124: it is, trust me
omgthursday: suhweet
omgthursday: did it hurt?
NateC124: no, it actually felt good when i fell out of heaven.
omgthursday: hhhahahahhaahahahaha
omgthursday: damnit

TinkerbellxPeter: dude
NateC124: what up
TinkerbellxPeter: do not go to dicks.com in search of sporting goods
TinkerbellxPeter: unless your idea of athletic goods is dildos
TinkerbellxPeter: and your athletic activity is screwing guys

hoopzzchick5: haha i was just looking at AIM convos on your site
hoopzzchick5: right?
hoopzzchick5: and well..i was just like whoa! nates in every one of these..then i was like duh laura your so stupid its his fucking site

MusicNerd77: i went to Kong yesterday and the people there kept asking "Is you good friend comeing todee?"
MusicNerd77: they started to describe you and i was like...umm i dunno
NateC124: hahaha
MusicNerd77: they started laughing and kept repeating "he very good customer"
MusicNerd77: the one girl kept coming over tot he table saying...he coming? he coming?

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