Straight from the Harly's mouth...

Well, for anyone who knows dear ole Haralquinne, she's a pretty funny gal... so I decided, that instead of separating all of her thought sparkers into a million different categories, I'd just put them all here... enjoi! Tattoos The Guys Would Have: Jack: "Santa Fe or Bust" Davey: WHAT’S WITH THE KEEPING THINGS CLEAN? Les: A large tattoo across his back "Kick Me" Race: Mr. Ed the talking horse – Race’s best friend Mush: "‘Roid Boy & Damn Proud!" Blink: The Pirate from the Kitty Litter Commercials Spot: "Woof" Crutchy: A blazing crutch Boots: "Hershey Kiss" Specs: A bowling ball with a bowler hat on Bumlets: An angel…guarding his stick Pie Eater: "The Woo-Meister" Dutchy: "Natural Blonde" (Note: The same guy who dyed his hair did his tattoo – shhhh) Itey: A giant heart around Snitch’s foot Snipeshooter: An ape with really big nostrils Swifty: NOTHING INVOLVING THONGS SHASTA!!! Skittery: I have to agree with whoever said this before, a Mr. Yuck sticker Snoddy: One of those cute little green aliens Snitch: A beaver, definitely a beaver Jake: Two baby cows, CALVES! If Our Boys Were Animals: Jack: A bull, with big horns, that charged after the color red (RUN SWIFTY, RUN!) Davey: COME ON! He’s a predetermined pastel pink bunny Les: A hamster, in somebody’s pocket Race: Mr. Ed – his idol Mush: He’d be somebody’s pet…a CHIA PET!!! Blink: A three legged dog Spot: A Chihuahua Crutchy: A chipmunk…the type that’s always running across the road until it gets HIT! (Sorry Gears) Boots: A fuzzy, wuzzy little grizzly bear cub! Specs: A penguin, can’t you just see him waddling? Bumlets: A crow Pie Eater: What in nature goes "Woo!"? Dutchy: A little blonde wiener dog Snipeshooter: An ape, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW LONG HIS ARMS ARE?!? Itey: A frog, or anything with a long tongue Swifty: A jaguar, something really fast and HOT!!! Skittery: You know that grumpy thing that Little Foot falls on in Land Before Time? Snoddy: Nothing from this planet! An alien! I mean, look at those eyes! Snitch: A beaver, definitely a beaver Jake: Something with big, honkin’ leg muscles The Newsies Alternate Career Choices Jack: Uh, I dunno…a cowboy? David: He stands on a street corner and does bunny impressions for change Les: The Human Soccer Ball Race: A jockey! With a nifty hat! And nifty boots! And he could ride Mr. Ed! Mush: A pro-wrestler, can’t you just see it? "I’m gonna MUSH you up!" Blink: A Pirate impersonator at Skipper’s – he scares the kids Spot: Underwear model like Marky-Mark! Crutchy: Hitman, forever and always a hitman Boots: He’d be in an angry girl band, NO, he’s not a cross dresser Specs: He’d be the wise owl on the Tootsie Roll Lolli-Pop commerical "How many licks does it take to get to the center?" Bumlets: A professional fencer! On guard! Pie Eater: Provides random sound effects for cartoons Dutchy: Interpreter for the Dutch Embassy – can’t really speak the language, but he pretends, has been the cause of several giant international misunderstandings Snipeshooter: That big teddy bear in the mall, you think it’s just stuffed, but he’s in there… Itey: Gives pedicures at a beauty salon Swifty: A marathon runner! I hold his water bottle! Skittery: A professional pessimist Snoddy: A fashion designer, is desperately trying to bring arm bands back in style Snitch: A lumberjack Jake: A calve-double for people with flabby calves Want more???