Straight from the Harly's mouth... again... |
If The Newsies were Girls, Their Names Would Be... Jack: So the obvious answer would be Jacqueline, eh? Well pointing out the obvious is my specialty, so, Jacqueline it is David: Urma Les: Bess Race: Mrs. Ed – are you seeing a pattern here? Mush: Chia, short for Chiquita or so he claims! Blink: Pirette, lol! Spot: Nanette Crutchy: Gloria Boots: Tina, as in, Tina Turner Specs: Faruka Bumlets: Juanita Pie Eater: Woola Dutchy: Blondie Snipeshooter: Rosie Itey: Erica Swifty: Leela Skittery: Elaine, definetely Elaine Snoddy: Ddfaslkjfe (alien for Maria) Snitch: Beavette Jake: Rouge If Our Newsies Were Plants: Jack: Sun flower, ‘cause he’s obsessed with the sun David: A purple pansy, there’s no other possibilities Les: A weed, but not WEED Race: Hay, no, it’s not a flower, but Mr. Ed eats hay Mush: A big tree with a thick trunk Blink: Something Pink…pink blink Spot: A stinging nettle, but a small one, THE BROOKLYN FLOWER! *smiles at Southie* Crutchy: That poor little flower by the driveway that somebody ran over Boots: That boy is just not flower material… Specs: One of those puffy things that people make wishes on Bumlets: Black-Eyed Susan Pie Eater: Once again, what in nature goes "Woo!"? Dutchy: A dandelion Snipeshooter: The fuzzy plant that sticks to your clothes Itey: A potato Swifty: A pwetty rose outside my window! Skittery: A pea plant Snoddy: Something that grows on Mars Snitch: A tree that beavers gnaw on Jake: Something red, like his nose Most Absurd Mental Picture of the Newsies (Keeping it Clean!) Jack: Falling off the horse during Santa Fe David: In fuzzy bunny slippers Les: Him being kicked from her to Timbuktu Race: Him guest-starring on Mr. Ed Mush: Bald, completely and utterly bald Blink: Blink, with a little French moustache that curls on the ends Spot: Spot, finding out no one’s really afraid of him Crutchy: Attacking a poodle with his crutch, on accident of course Boots: Screaming his heart out in an angry girl band Specs: Specs, dancing with penguins at the North Pole Bumlets: Whacking people on the head with his stick Pie Eater: A large, talking banana (thanks Voodoo!) Dutchy: Dutchy with a rainbow afro Snipeshooter: Dancing on a Teddy-Graham commercial Itey: In a silk Kimono and those neato wooden Japanese sandals Swifty: I’ve already seen him in yellow hot-pants, you can’t top that Skittery: A smile on his face as he frolics through a field of wild flowers with his golden retriever named Skip Snoddy: "Take me to your leader…" Snitch: Snitch with braces Jake: Flexing his calves at the country fair Again, we have more-age... |