Straight from the Harly's mouth... again...

The Newsies If They Were Shoes Jack: Cowboy boots (once, again *points out the obvious*) David: Fuzzy bunny slippers (I’ve got bunny slippers on the brain) Les: Little teeny Power Ranger high tops the size of your palm, the ones you always pick up in those store and go "Aww, look how cute and small these are!" Race: The bottom part of a Mr. Ed costume – mainly the hooves Mush: Barefoot and wiggling his toes Blink: Schnazzy plat form shoes Spot: Combat boots with rhinestones on them Crutchy: Yellow Velcro shoes Boots: MC Hammer shoes, but he’d have to wear the pants too Specs: Nice little loafers with tassels Bumlets: Really shiny black ones "Ooooh, shiiiiiny." Dutchy: Some hippie boots with fringe Pie Eater: Banana shoes that make "Woo!" noises when he walks Snipeshooter: He straps on those funny shoes that make Big-Foot footprints Itey: Pink, punk Mary-Janes Swifty: Bowling shoes Skittery: Bad-ass combat boots with steel toes Snoddy: Space boots Snitch: Orange and Black shoes…the colors of the Oregon BEAVERS!!! Jake: Anything that shows off his calves If Our Newsies Were Food Jack: Sunflower seeds (chew ‘em up and spit ‘em out, eh Shasta?) David: Egg plant (Honestly, can you think of another purple food?) Les: A can of soup (Let’s all play Kick The Can!) Race: A bubble-gum cigar (I broke the Mr. Ed cycle) Mush: A chia pet, though techinally, you’re not supposed to eat them Blink: An apple with a worm hole in it Spot: String bean Crutchy: The squashed Twinkee currently living under my bed Boots: A Hershey kiss Specs: A piece of garlic (But he brushes his teeth alright? He has minty fresh breath!) Bumlets: A burnt hot dog…I just don’t know Pie Eater: A pie! An APPLE pie! Dutchy: Corn on the cob, all buttery Snipeshooter: Something I wouldn’t want to eat… Itey: Swiss cheese Swifty: A cute little pumpkin! Skittery: A Popsicle Snoddy: Roast beef Snitch: Beaver food! Jake: A Flintstone Vitamin MISSION IMPOSSIBLE...