RunningWolf J Tatazin/=Inila and clan... Pledged himself to Kataii on 1/12/2003, 2:18 pm and broke his pledge on 1/13/2003, 5:55 pm. That is twenty-seven hours and thirty-seven minutes of loyalty. Just as amazing was his reason for leaving, and I quote, "sorry i forgot i had a home in MC was awaiting it to open forgive me please Inila says the same be well Winds." This after telling first on Q he wanted a brief time off to help someone with slaves, then a medical time off. The name RunningWolf is quite appropriate. Hou!

First kaji Disney Character!

kaela...how could it be. But yes. This slave, a self proclaimed bred pleasure slave, knows Gor inside out, but when I decided to please her with a delightful chain sister who is rarely online when she could be and who could train and test and take the pressure off of her, she went crazy. She changed the passwords to my web site and to the chore and message boards. I grant she originally set up the chore and message boards and argueably has the right to them. Though set up for us in good faith, I can argue it was simple revenge. She stole from me, after I gave her dozens of r/t gifts via e-mail and paid for membership for her...that is still in effect.

But our web site, she had not set up. And I had other paid features attached to the password she changed. (Not the premium services she imagined, but let that go. I am still trying to get Yahoo to respond to my requests to stop the monthly payments, but I guess that pleases this woman to steal from my pocket.) I will say that I suspect but cannot prove she did set up our web site but for almost two years kept it a secret that she was a returnee.

I'll not go into how she was jealous of every slave and Free Woman interested in me, how she got hurt when she was in the room and I sent every other post to her, still she felt ignored. I'll not go into how she always claimed that any one who left when she came in was leaving because of her. I'll not talk of so much more...but at the end telling me to choose between her and a chain sister...and she knows when told by any woman, ordered by any woman to choose, her or me...it will always be the one NOT forcing the choice. I am Ubar and will not be ordered by any Male or Female, Free or slave.

She took off her own ko-lar, called me a "stupid old man" and if she denies any of this she is a liar just as she lied to me and others that she would return our passwords.

Gor is as it is, not as slaves want it to be.

I took a poll: "Did you stay away from Kataii cause kae was there?" Ten people voted:

Always: 5
Often: 4
Sometimes: 1

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Taila...oh where do I start. First, she objected to every slave but her own and herself as a slave. No slave of hers stayed more than two weeks. Called each and every female slave a lazy, subbie princess.

Also objected to her male friends having any slave or FW. I got complaints from everyone about her. She never accepted serves from any slave and then complained when they stopped offering serves so as not to bother her.

Well, she left Kataii, without asking for release from her pledge, to be Ubara in CC. The reasons for leaving changed daily. I'll not even list them. The major one was that a Free Man "tried" to ko-lar her. Unfortunately, he says he never did try this and she asked for a room in CC before this was suppose to have taken place.

After leaving, she told me I was stupid to have people chop wood as wood does not exist in a Wagon Camp. (Looks at my Wooden wagon and dozens of quotes in Nomads about wood used in fires and yokes and stuff.)

She put up a Free Woman's name as a Member in her camp who was still a Member in our camp. This Free Woman said she did not know of it. And then...get this...Taila said the name was put in there by a Hacker.

She also accused me of sending someone in to disturb a slave there. Said she would ko-lar me, if I went into her home...trying to remember a place in the books where a FW ko-lars an Ubar. She told me she had to be begged to put on the Ubara tags by her Ubar when I and others saw her with the Ubara tags from day one she enter her room and her Ubar not wearing Ubar tags for a while after the room was put up.

Thinks I should not mention she told me she was hurt when I FCed cause she was "falling for me" and I should not mention she told me a reason she left was she was embarassed that I would know that her Man was not renewing the FC. No, I'll not mention these.

I'll not mention she said she would keep her check book closed when it comes to paying for her Membership in her new home. No...not to mention that. Called me a liar...no not saying that...told me to "shut up" after she staring a Q conversation with me...no no no...not mentioning that. That a certain FM was driven away from Kataii cause of her...he denied to me she was the reason...she said she begged him to stay...another told me he admitted he left cause of her...no not to say.

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enchantment... for refusing to accept a caging after travelling to Kataii Wagon Camp against the express command of her Master Conner. She said it was breaking her Master's order, but a Free only learned she was doing so because it was read as part of the history posted when the Free entered, and NO Gorean room will base any actions on anything seen in the history.

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Connor... for suggesting to two different slaves they beg for release to go with him and, if that fails, to just Disney out and disappear to follow him. Not to mention asking both for real time sex.

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sin... for traveling time and time again when told not to, for calling Ubar a "jerk" after He caged her for this travelling. Then Qing Ubar denying her ko-lar and showing up as sin~o~ the next day. (We will not mention wanting to be returned to her former Mistress even after this Mistress had submitted to a ko-lar.

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elisha patrick... oh where can I start. For wanting this and wanting that and generally whining and being a selfish little slave. Wanted to be Freed to have a baby, so the babies would be born free then she would submit again and be able to raise and TEACH the free babies as she was going to help her Mistress's Son with his homework. Are you following this? Pouting and whining when the healer she preferred to care for her when having her imaginary babies was not online when she decided to go into labor.... PMing the substitute save healer that she wanted twins. Oh, did I mention she left her name and ko-lar on as she was giving birth, then wanted name the babies and did with the names of a Free Man and a Free Woman. Ok, she has the babies and everything and then whines when asked to change her tags to reflect Kataii guidelines...walking out in a huff. Later arguing with her Mistress...well, who got so exasperated, removed her ko-lar which she took as make her a FW. Came back as a FW and continued to argue...I tossed her in a cage and she picked up her kids and left for another site saying that FW cannot be caged.... Do you need anymore?

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Top Ten Whoppers Ubar Escher
Was Expected to Believe!

10. A FW wanted me to believe she whips her legs every time a slave she trains misbehaves because she feels she should be punished for the slave’s shortcoming.

9. One man had to quit after joining Kataii eight hours earlier for honorable reasons. He wanted me to believe he forgot he had joined another home one full day earlier.

8. One FW wanted it belived she could not be in camp because she was in a coma. Was told later by people that knew her, it was her third coma that year.

7. One slave wanted me to belive her sister who announced she, the slave, committed suicide over role-play tragedy. Six months later the slave returned, apparently her condition improved from death to alive.

6. Richard wanted me to believe he thought it best to whip himself with a necktie when v/t punished, always knelt before the computer when he was supposed to be on his knees, and thought FM should stand on milk crates when role-playing so as to be actually seven feet tall as the books say.

5. One man wanted me to believe he had to leave Gor, for r/t. At the moment he was telling me this, he was noticed in another camp in another site. Twenty-minutes after he left my camp, he was in the other...as camp second.

4. One FM wanted me to believe he lived r/t Gor 24/7, had an FC and a chain of three slaves, but wanted to join an online wagon camp to fill-in his free time, while his slaves were out working to support his life style. He was from Missouri.

3. One FM wanted me and the camp to believe, while he was whipping a slave online for infractions, he had just whipped another of his slaves visiting him r/t and that the slave was lying on the floor beside his chair, bleeding, waiting for him to finish with the role-play before he would give her permission to tend to her wounds.

2. A FW wanted me to believe she could not be responsible for her dualing because she has been diagnosed as having seven different personalities. She wanted to me to believe one of her personalities got married, and when another of her personalities emerged, this different personality was shocked that there was a man downstairs watching TV. She discovered only later that the man was the husband of one of her personalities.

And the winner!

1. A man wielding a Chinese scimitar attacked a FM of Kataii, as this Free Man wished me to believe, at the order of some Ubar. To be clear, an online Ubar ordered some man to assassinate a real man over virtual time role play. The FM, wanted me then to believe, he ripped off the arm of the assassin who was arrested, but the FM was worried he will be charged with assault and battery, therefore, would take a break from Gor.

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Young Ubar Gets His First Wagon!


His Wagon Camp Entrance Page:

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Now it is time for

Ask Gorean Bob!

You approach the wagon of Gorean Bob and knock on the side of the wooden Gorean Wagon and the window opens and out pops Gorean Bob ready to answer any question you might have about Gor.



What follows in Q & A form are the answers Gorean Bob gave to questions leveled at his Gorean mind. To submit a question of your own write

Q: What is a kaiila?
A: Oh, that is easy, lil one. The sound a kaii makes when it sings but does not know the world as in kaiila la la.. Now come in here little one and help me fix my furs.

Q: What is the tradition behind serving Bazi tea in three cups?
A: Bazi tea is served in three cup for a simple reason, one for the tarn, two for the show, three to get ready and go go gorean, Dear FW, ever consider being FCed? *Waggles Gorean Bob eyebrows."

Q: Master Bob, please tell a girl what a bosk is.
A: Easy question, little one. "Bosk" is what you do in the sun to get an overall tan. Now come in my wagon and take off your silks and let me check your tan. *Winks a Gorean Bob eye."

Q: Is it possible that there is no anti-slavery society of Gor? Think about it. The Free Women 1) know they cannot compete with slave girls and 2) are constantly frightened of being enslaved themselves. The only possible answer: abolish slavery.

Now, of course, because Gor is so completely dependent on slavery, openly advocating its abolition of slavery would have to be against the law. On penalty of enslavement, naturally. And could you imagine trying to enslave an abolitionist? The mind boggles! Is it possible that there is no anti-slavery society of Gor?

This is the most haughty, arrogant and utterly insufferable Free Woman of all--absolutely convinced that everyone else on the planet is wrong and she and her few crackpot friends are right. And you can just try to cage her: She will just coldly tell you that YOU are the one who is really caged, because you do not see the TRUTH, and go on arguing.
A: Oh, Gorean Bob is not going to argue with a woman. No, I'm Gorean Bob. Ever consider getting FC? *waggles eyebrows*

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Bonus Section

Quotes from the Lost Books of Gor!

A Free Woman has discovered a huge set of lost Gor books and has sent Gorean Bob a series of quotes from them. They follow. A careful study of these quotes will solidify in all true Gorean minds the true nature Gorean Law and philosophy.

Presented to you first, here, by Gorean Bob.

"I can serve you as no other can, Master. I can sell your house for twice what you paid for it."
From: Realtors of Gor


"Whip me, Master!" I pleaded.
"No," he replied.
From: Sadists of Gor


"Sure, I said that every woman loves a fascist, the boot in the face--but not a freaking branding iron! That does it, I'm putting my head in the oven again."
From: Sylvia Plath on Gor


“I, Miss Minnie Mouse, formerly of Orlando, Florida, will submit to you in all things, Master Mickey, and is that pretty collar for ME?”
“Gosh, Minnie! Tee-hee.”
From: The First Book of Disney Gor

"No, you cannot just put an ad on the Internet asking for Earth women who want to be Gorean slave girls. There’s a right and wrong way to do everything."
From: Slavers Guild Rulings of Gor

"I would go to work and steal Jim out of slavery again, and if I could think of anything worse, I would do that, too."
From: The Forbidden Earth Books of Gor
(Actually, Ramberry Finn is often forbidden on Earth, too. He had no code of honor at all!)

“It is a crime to teach a slave to read.”
From: Slave Laws of Gor
(Correction: That should have been “Slave Laws of America.” Sorry).

“If you are a slave, you are a person—if you are a master, you are an animal—and if you are a slave trader you are Poor Free Trash, no matter how rich you get. And, yes, everyone else on this entire planet IS wrong except me.”
From: Abolitionist Sayings of Gor
(Alternate title: The Ten Quickest Ways to Get Collared)

“In this position, the slave falls to her knees, clasps her hand, stares at the ceiling and exclaims, ‘I beg the Sun-God to please forgive these poor misguided men who are also victims of slavery.”
From: Abolitionist Slave Positions of Gor

“Abolitionist slave girl! Prices slashed! Former owner desperate to sell! A real-fixer upper with great potential for the determined buyer.”
From: Realtor/Slave Traders of Gor

“You mean, during the day you pretend to be an innocent kettle slave, but then at night I sneak down to your kennel? Wow, that’s HOT!”
From: “Slavery IS Evil if You Do It Right”: Abolitionist Masters of Gor

"I will submit to you in all things, Master, and we will fight against slavery together."
From: Abolitionist Slave Girls of Gor

“Those foolish abolitionists paid the slave traders HOW much, just for capturing one Miss Emmaline Sherman of Lancaster, Ohio?”
From: The Last Laugh on Gor

(best read to the tune of a scratchy violin)
“My Dearest Mother: Tomorrow, the Priest-Kings will hurl their flames at Space Station Sumpter! The Earth men are so weak and emasculated, they will surely turn and run, especially when they see that our great general Gorean Bob E. Lee has united all of our warriors against them: Ar and Cos together at last. The enemy leader, William Tecumseh Sherman IV, was a mere college professor before we stole his daughter, even though now he looks as mean and crazy as his ancestor, especially in that blue uniform.”
From: Ken Burns on Gor

“I believe that slavery is an abomination. At least with the kajirae I have to deal with. But I am still a Gorean.”
From: Collected Speeches of Gorean Bob E. Lee

“What idiot decided to train and arm the fighting slaves?”
From: Glory Brigade of Gor

“If anyone dares to touch my daughter, Miss Emmaline Sherman, with a branding iron, you men will hold him down and shove it where the three moons do not shine. Now, burn Port Kar to the ground! And then, on to Ar! As He died to make men holy, we will kill to make men free—and we will also burn, loot, pillage, rape and smash their Home Stones into gravel. Glory, glory hallelujah! Our God is marching on!”
From: Marching Through Gor

“I will call you Dina. No, on second thought, I will call you Miss Emmaline Sherman, and please tell your Daddy I was nice to you.”
From: Wise Masters of Gor

“From slave trader to blockade runner”
From: Tarl Cabot’s Business Guide to Gor

“We got there firstest with the mostest men. Unfortunately, they got there secondest with the mostest tanks. And my enemy had given his own name to this disgraceful killing machine. He obviously had no warrior’s code of honor at all.”
From: Memoirs of Gorean Bob E. Lee

“We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all men are created equal. And, of course. women, too. And peasants. And slaves. And everyone. And did we mention the tarns and the sleen?”
From: Post-war Priest-Kings of Gor

“If any Free Woman insults the Grand Army of the Vosk, she will be thrown to the troops.”
From: Martial Law on Gor

(start up that scratchy violin again)
“They keep us packed in cages, my dearest Elinor, where we are covered with lice and given only stale bread to eat.”
“Tell someone who cares, you sadistic creep, and that’s Miss Brinton to you.”
From: Letters from Elmira Prison Camp of Gor

"But, Talena, how can you solve your problem? You might be the Ubara of Ar, but Tarl Cabot can always return and claim you as his slave. And why have you let all those filthy abolitionists into your waiting room?”
From: Emancipation Proclamation of Gor

“What do you MEAN Ute refuses to be freed and only wants to get back to her master. We know how to punish such ingratitude! Throw her to the Glory Brigade!”
From: Down from Slavery on Gor

“Welcome to Vella’s Liberty Lounge! Freed pleasure slaves at your service!”
From: New Taverns of Gor
"Oh, Tarl, you are my Master, you were always my Master, and I was such a fool, I did not know it."
"Frankly, Talena, I don't give a damn. Unless, of course, you let me run your whole empire."
From: Gone With the Gor

“So I will sit on my throne in the daytime and kneel at your feet at night? Wow, Tarl, that’s really kinky! How could a man from England even think of such a thing?”
From: Victoria and Albert on Gor
“The only good Red Savage is a dead Red Savage”
From: Further Adventures of General Sherman on Gor

“Having won the regard of both sides with his warrior’s code of honor, Gorean Bob E. Lee was urged to run for president of the United Counter Earths.”
From: Living Legend of Gor

"We have come to free you, Miss Cardwell, so you can thank me by kissing my boots.”
"Oh, yes, Master."
"WHAT did you call me?"
"Forgive me, General Sherman, I meant, 'Oh, yes, Liberator.'"
"That's better.”
from: Liberators of Gor