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Edition 06/12/00

Lippy the lion and hardy harhar!! You say poh-tah to, I say Poh-tay to, You say toh-ma to, I say Toh-may to, Harharharharhar, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Hayhayhay - Dancing frog patrol

Mike - Did you learn that at school today?

Geoff - Thanks for asking Mike, yes i did. Oh wait your asking him! d'oh!

Denz - Jeff goes to 'special school' Tommorrow theyre studying the Letter B....


Why did you put jeff up higher in the rankings than Angely and Denz? Why did you change it? I thought they were part of the original team... - 64Gamer

Mike - I believe in equal rights for all members of my staff. Its basically names and positions. The lead editor is not better than the supporting editor, it just means they have different jobs. Hows Germany by the way?

Angely - hehe Denz and I should protest eh? ;) nahh its cool, doesnt mean a thing..rights? what rights?...hmmm.....

Geoff - Equal rights? ha! i'm better then you, so eat that!

Denz - Equal rights eh? Why did this come in afterwards? That we had to be 'equalised' and jeff put above us?


hey Angely's the only girl in the staff eh? yiou reckon she'll go out with me? - Angely's fan

Mike - The day you go out with Angely will be the day Denz buys a Playstation.

Angely - hehe I'm sooo flattered ... you're joking eh?? how do you know I'm a girl.... ;)

Geoff - (sarcasm)Why would you want to go out with her, she's a loser! (psst visit http://www.iwanttogooutwithangleytoo.com/) Yes, mike we all await the day when Denz buy a playstation(/sarcasm)

Denz - Im sure that was Dominic. I bet ya a crummy playstation it was!


I have had a vision which showed me the actual use and purpose of that piece of plastic which we call a playstation, when the playstation opens up it makes a quite substantial Kitty litter box, It even plays better with the fecal matter inside, better than crash team racing actually. - Dominic

Mike - Others would argue that it was an experiment that Sony was doing to make its very own series of toilets. However this went horribly worng so they shoved in a CD player and called it a Playsation.

Angely - ha! I knew it...its a toilet seat! since sony will flush itself down its own loo, they better come up with something new...and that doesnt count PSX2 either...its a flat loo...

What!? I've been using it wrong, damn, *Takes a fish out of his PSX*

Denz - Get a life Dominic. Stop trying to be funny, we dont even have a cat. Or a playstation to test your 'idea with' so how do you know all this garbage you made up? You need to do what we do, substantial testing. Stop spending all day on a site your brother and some of his friends work on. Looser.


Riddle me this, Riddle me that, Why is there a seasoned caeser salad with basil, in my hat? - Steve

Mike - Cause your obsessed with salad

Angely - what the...?

I don't know why, but that made me cry, there was a fly, in my eye, and now i think i'm going to die.

Denz - How wonderful!


My head is now swollen, my ears are now blue, my toes are infected, I pooped in my shoe. - Steve

Mike - No comment

Geoff - RESPONSE

Denz - MEDIC!!


The poopwas so stinky, my cat ate it up, my dad then came in and said, what the f*** - Steve

Mike - ...

Geoff - Ahhh my fragile little ears! *holds his ears crying*

Denz - NOW LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE!!


The moral of this, you may ask, well to find that out is an arduous task, the moral i figure, well cant you see?, never eat a hunk of playstation while drinking your tea. - Steve

Mike - Agreed. Thanks for that story. It was quite thrilling. However if you are going to do multiple submissions could you please just use email submission - mike@nintendopes.com. Thanks!

Angely - You're not related to Shakespeare I assume....hehe

Geoff - I doubt Shakespear but maybe, just maybe, The Riddler from Batman?

Denz - Jim Carrey? Is that really you? I knew we'd meet famous people doing this!