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| QUOTES FOR US |
| -Don't be so proud of being a dick!! |
| HERE I COLLECT THE INTERSTING QUOTES YOU COULD USE TO BITCH OTHERS OR TO ENHANCE YOUR BITCH POWER. ENJOY!!!! |
| -Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place --Billy Crystal |
| -My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. --Tim Allen |
| -I am a marvelous housekeeper, everytime I leave a man, I keep his house. --Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| -Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out man's genitals from his wallets. --Robin Williams |
| -What are women's four favourite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and a ass to pay for it all. |
| -Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
| -Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? " God Says: "So you would love her!" "But God, why did you make her so dumb?" God Says: "So she would love you!!"" |
| -Men are like: ->Computer: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. ->Bank Acount: Without lot of money, they don't generate much interest ->Blenders: You need one, but you are not quite sure why. |
| -I am a heartless bitch because I never pretend to be less than I am. |
| -Do you want to, do you have to. Never do something just because someone else wants you to. |
| -I do the best i can do make myself happy and anyone who deosn't like this could fuck off and die. |
| -I am not about to apologize for being smarter than you. However, I will accpet your apology for dragging me back down the food chain just to have a conversation with you. |
| -I can change my oil, cut the grass, screw in a light bulb, start a barbecue, paint, use power tool...i just need you to fuck me once in a while and do my windows. |
| -I am busy seizing the day, would you mind moving? |
| -I am a goddess, you are a loser, any question? |