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4/11/00
I hate back-tracking.  For this reason, I'm not going to re-trace all the steps of my life story in this, my first on-line journal entry (WOW).  If you really want to see where I'm coming from, click here. 

Okay, so not as bad as some, and not as lovely as others.  I'm really looking forward to working on this page, it's just that I'm new to this arena and haven't the foggiest clue what I'm doing. 

I was just looking at this page and realizing that from the look of it, I've painted myself as this cute, fluffy, lovable little person.  Which I am so not.  Well, okay, cute and fluffy maybe, at least until I open my mouth, at which point all traces of cute and fluffy disappear.  I'm a complete bitch with a mouth like a sailor, so let me take this opportunity to warn you--I HAVE A FOUL MOUTH.  I HAVE ALSO EXPERIENCED THINGS IN LIFE THAT ARE FOUL.  IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH AND/OR DISLIKE PROFANITY AND/OR ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS, PLEASE EXIT THESE PAGES NOW.  There.  I've done my civic duty for the day.  I feel so proud!

Okay, so maybe you'll come back and keep track of my progress?  And maybe you'll e-mail me with your comments, suggestions, questions, chain letters (do it and die), etc...

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(you know you want to)

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