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Day 1…
**10 minutes before the start of the first 2XW joint Pay Per View, and the first NOWA joint Pay Per View First Blood.**

(((Scene opens up in a press conference room, where several news companies are running a muck. Then David Cross, Commissioner of 2 Xtreme Wrestling steps out from the curtain. Immediately camera flashes go off as Cross steps toward the podium. All the reporters start asking questions, Cross calmly raises his hand and almost magically they all become silent.)))

Cross: Good evening… today 2XW will hold it’s first pay per view, and NOWA will hold it’s first joint pay view all at once. This is a two-day event with the last event being the tournament, where NOWA will go against 2XW. Now this is not what I’m here to announce, I’m here to provide information to the latest wrestling scandal.

Yes, there have been rumors of drug use in the 2XW, the accusations lead to a full investigation. The investigation leads to the answer that yes drugs have been used in the 2XW. But I cannot stress how much that in no way shape or form did KASH, myself or anybody on the staff, nor the roster have ever promoted drug use on the roster. We never did confirm that anybody on the roster could use drugs of any sorts, so as the police took extra measures to find these wrestlers using the drugs I fill that 2XW must also make an example out of the wrestlers who used the drugs. I hereby have the right to suspend these wrestlers, but on such a extreme drug such as Steroids I also have the right to terminate the contracts with these wrestlers due to their breech in the contract. So as of February 28th 2002, Demon and T. J. are now FIRED!!! If they step foot within 3 miles of a 2XW or NOWA event they will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Also, HHH you are also fired for being stupid, lying to an 2XW Front Office Secretary about your originality. And Stiener is so much fired, rather he signed a contract or not he is a worthless bum who advertised on the promos, so KASH says “Go TO HELL!!!”

Don’t bother contacting us any, because we are not responding to any of your pathetic excuses.

Thank you…

(((With that Cross walks off and the flashes and the commotion of the reporters begins again.)))

**10 minutes latter, Start of First Blood**

(((The lights dim in the arena, the fans cheer insanely, then the fireworks begin in the ring (kind of like Kanes in ring explosion), they then work they’re way up the ramp way to their final destination, the NOWA/XTREME-TRON, star flares and curtain sparklers bring the lights up of tens and thousands of screaming wrestling fans. The camera pans the sea of fans and their many posters with “Cocky” by KID ROCK playing loudly over the fans screams. Posters range from “NOWA 4-LIFE”, to “2 XTREME 4 U”, to “KASH-HOLE”, to “CULTURE” with a nicely drawn picture of the man, then on to a “The Legend PAC”. The camera cuts to 2XW Presidents office where KASH is enjoying some tea, but Tuttone is pacing back and fourth between two vases. KASH looks up and begins…)))

KASH: Listen chap, I don’t know why your so worried, you honestly shouldn’t be. This bum called BANSHEE isn’t going to show up today, or tomorrow!!! It’s just that bloody simple, so set back and relax and have a smashing good time.

Tuttone: …humph… listen here CHAP, chap-hole-e-o. Haha, tehee… worried about everything am I. Not only do I have to maintain my roster from kicking your rosters ass, I worry bout-keeping tournament… fair. Then top that with this… popcorn kernel… I worry about BANSHEE, ouuu… owww… scare are the masked threesome, or foursome coming after you, and coming after me.

KASH: O.k. let’s start by saying that I’ve got my 2XW roster under complete control, and I won’t allow them to have a pre kick the NOWA’S ass unless it’s televised. And if you don’t remember I made this umm… so-called BANSHEE look like a fool on Genocide so… **Interrupted**

Tuttone: What? Excuse me… Billy boy… when first saw you, I did, showed up you did, I first noticed this, there was something a little off about you, like a dog and a cat, hehe. Do you truly believe that you beat up BANSHEE? WOOOOW!!!

KASH: But of course I did, I’ve got it on videotape if you want to see it!!!

Tuttone: You beat up a midget KASH, a FUCKING… small… teeny… tiny… midget… out of the circus. Heehe… a circus with ummm… clowns and hehe and umm… popcorn popping thingies.

KASH: I am feeling a little tense aggravation from you Tuttone!!! Loosen the bloody hell up let the good ratings roll. You know as well as I do that one, just one man isn’t going to destroy hole companies, nor 3 or 4.

(((Tuttone freaks out and pulls his hair a little then takes his frustrations out on a flower vases and throws them up against the wall. KASH looks at Tuttone with an you die freak look, but then KASH shakes it off, and stands up. He walks over to Tuttone and pats him on the back.)))

KASH: Tuttone, Mr. Goodtimes, think about it. One man against me, against you, hah… don’t make this here blue blood laugh. I’ve got to much money to let him destroy our federations, he can’ and won’t do it!!! So as you blooming Americans would put it… ahem… just chill the hell out man.

(((Tuttone then looks down at the floor and then back up at KASH and wipes a smirk on his face.)))

Tuttone: … you 100 percent right… panties in a bunch I’m getting… over nothing.

KASH: Now see… don’t you feel better, our first match is coming up so just do what Miss Smiles tells us to do.

Tuttone: What???

KASH: Turn that bloody frown upside down, and smile. Now get out there and do exactly what you where supposed to do.

Tuttone: Hah… o.k., yeah, yeah, yeah… hate to say this, Queen Elizabeth, hehe, but you right. Well man… hehe

(((Tuttone walks over and opens the door, steps out, then looks back in.)))

Tuttone: I’ll be back… ouuu.

KASH: Chow…

(((Tuttone leaves.)))

KASH: He needs some help!!!

(((Scene cuts back to the ring where the fans can’t wait any longer for the first match. Limp Bizkitz “Rollin” hits the system as the newcomer Thunderstrike Eagle comes out and tightens his bandana. He calmly walks to the ring, the fans give a mixed reaction to him since they’ve never really seen what he is capable of. Then all of a sudden the arena grows dark and the sounds of animals running through a forest can be heard, green lights light up the fans to look like a forest, out running from underneath the FIRSTBLOOD-TRON comes Midnight Panther who slides in the ring with the quickness.)))

The bell rings…

Midnight Panther vs. Thunderstrike Eagle

Simon: What an amazing card we have planed for you all tonight on the first NOWA, 2XW joint pay per view. As Midnight Panther takes it to Thunderstrike Eagle with several punches, I have to introduce myself I’m the dark and all evil Simon Veranheart and beside me is the former IWF play by play guy…

Gardiner: Will you shut up!!! You had to bring that up in front of millions of wrestling fans, you always do that. Any way fans I’m Jordan Gardiner, and OHHH… Panther with a massive DDT on Eagle.

Simon: Thunderstrike Eagle isn’t looking to good for his first match, and Panther is looking very good for this opening match for the first day for FIRST BLOOD!!!

Gardiner: 2XW wouldn’t have signed Thunderstrike Eagle if he weren’t half way descent. But right now Panther is unleashing a fury of German suplexes.

Panther lets go after about 3 German suplexes, then gets up and sends Eagle into the corner. Panther then does several knees to the stomach of Eagle, Panther then sends Eagle to the other corner with so much force that it knocks Eagle back out of the corner a little. Panther quickly jumps on the top rope, turns around in mid-air and nails a missile dropkick. Panther goes to pick up Eagle by the hair, when Eagle with desperation move, a chin breaker rocks Panther’s world. Eagle quickly jumps up and does a clothesline from hell, flipping Panther several times in the air. Both men are down, till Eagle gets up at the five count.   He stagers over to Panther and picks him up and delivers a scoop slam, hits the ropes, comes off with a leg drop and goes for the cover. Thunderstrike Eagle only gets a two count. Thunderstrike picks up Midnight and sends him to the ropes, Eagle catches him and does a boss man slam. The slam itself rocks the ring, Eagle again goes for the pin, but Panther kicks out with a tremendous force almost throwing Eagle underneath the ropes. Eagle a little surprised, quickly crawls over to Panther, and slaps on a dragon sleeper to slow Panther down.

Gardiner: You know Simon we’ve been talking about what’s going to happen over the course of this pay per view but right here in the middle of the ring is where all the action is.

Simon: You right, Eagle is definitely showing me some talent, but Panther is giving it his all, but the sheer power of Eagle is just tremendous compared to the light Panther.

Gardiner: This is the biggest event I’ve seen in a while and these new guys are trying to show the bigger guys what its all about.

Simon: Eagle is still got the dragon sleeper on Panther, but Panther isn’t giving up here. Oh if your wondering why Stiener isn’t in this match is because KASH axed him early. So if you mess with the KASH FLOW he will stop it, and send you at the end of the line.

Gardiner: You are a suck up you know that Simon!!!

After a few seconds Panther starts to get the crowd behind him, he comes up with a chin breaker, breaking the hold and sending Eagle to the ropes, Panther spins around on his back then does a monkey flip to Eagle. Then Panther then comes up with a cloths line, but Eagle ducks it and does a spine buster that ignites the crowd.   Eagle goes for the pin, 1, 2, YES… no… only a 2 and a half. Eagle doesn’t argue with the ref instead he picks up Panther’s legs and step through then locks in a TEXAS CLOVER LEAF!!!

Gardiner: OH… THAT’S EAGLES SPECIAL!!! Panther will give up right here, it’s over, any Texas native will be a perfect executioner of the Clover leaf.

Simon: Don’t count your pennies yet, somebody is coming from the crowd, who is that???

Gardiner: I’m not sure who it is but he’s at ringside and has caught Eagle’s attention.

Eagle drops the hold and walks over to the ring ropes where the man is on the outside taunting him. Eagle motions for him to go to the back and leave him alone, and the man on the outside just shrugs his shoulders. But laughing the fairly big man points behind Eagle. Eagle turns around and BLACK OUT!!! 1… 2… 3… PANTHER WINS IT!!!

**Crowd Pops**

Samual Buffer: Winner of the Match…
MIDNIGHT PANTHER!!!

Panther celebrates up the ramp way, when the big man steps into the ring and has a microphone.

Gardiner: Who is that guy??? I don’t know who he is???

Simon: He didn’t do anything wrong, he was just telling Thunderstrike Eagle that he doesn’t like him.

The man looks at the crowd and begins with…

Man: Let me introduce myself I’m Simon Deadpool, and before I begin with this trash that lies before me let me tell you all something. Not only does TEXAS SUCK, but everybody here in Tampa Bay blows big time.

**Fans Boos**

Simon Deadpool: Now Thunderstrike Eagle, you messed up boy. You gave me the wrong look at the wrong day and for that you’re paying for it!!! That’s right SUCKA…

Simon lays the boots to Thunderstrike Eagle, Eagle starts to brawl back with some punches of his own, but Simon being the fresher just does a double ax handle to the back of Eagle knocking Eagle on all fours. Then Eagle spears Simon into the corner, Simon with a disgusted look on his face pushes Eagle back then does a superkick, which wobbles Eagle a little. Then from out of nowhere Simon does a inverted floating ddt. Simon then picks up the microphone.

Simon: Son you must have a DEATH WISH!!!

Simon throws the microphone down and walks out.

Gardiner: I guess he sent out a message, I don’t like him already. Starting on the fans already and this is like his first day here? Is he with NOWA or 2XW, or both.

Simon: I like him, he speaks the truth, and I’m pretty sure he’s with 2XW, and I almost sure Simon is with NOWA.

Gardiner: How did you know that one???

Simon: Well me being the greatest commentator in the world just simply followed Simon, I knew who he was the whole time.

Gardiner: Yeah right, sure Simon, but I’m sure that Thunderstrike Eagle’s Debut match being a little tainted won’t go un revenged. The winner of the match The Seeker’s friend, the Midnight Panther.

(((Camera cuts to the back where we see the NOWA and 2XW reporters, Porter Cable and Miss Smiles??? They are both waiting for obviously a word from some superstars in the back parking lot. They tap their feet for a second then look at each other.)))

Both: What are you doing here??? Well… umm… go ahead… no you go ahead.

Miss Smiles: I back here looking for Tom Stone, we are scheduled to meet here, who are you looking for!!!

Porter Cable: Well hehe… that’s funny your scheduled to talk to Tom Stone, I’m here for…

(((Just then Tom Stone walks into the camera, Miss Smiles completely ignores Porter and starts the interview with Tom Stone immediately.)))

Miss Smiles: Tom Stone, tonight you will be involved in the first ever fallen angle match. And latter tomarrow you will be going against Cu

Porter: Um, I don’t think this is a good idea. Ugh Miss Smil

Miss Smiles: Will you shut up, anyway before we where so rudely interrupted you will be going against CUL

Porter: Can you guys take this elsewhere…

Miss Smiles: WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!! Any Tom you will be in the tournament and in the first round you will be going against…

(((Just then Culture from nowhere explodes with rights to Stone.)))

Porter: Told ya…

Miss Smiles: AHHHH…

Culture and Stone are both brawling, they through each other into a bunch of boxes, and even in the mess of boxes they still continue to fight all the way to the concession stands, where Stone takes some hot coffee and splashes Culture. Culture then hops around in pain, Stone takes advantage of this with some right knocking Culture into a popcorn machine with a picture of Tuttone on it. Stone then goes for a suplex but is blocked and reversed by Culture, Culture then suplex stone into the table but he goes through it as well. They both lay there till security comes.

(((Scene opens back on ring side where the 2XW play by play guys sit and wait for the next match.)))

Gardiner: Well that’s definitely going to be interesting, Culture and Tom Stone.

Simon: Oh give me a break Culture is going to pulverize Tom Stone!!! I could care less if Tom Stone calls upon the power of every jobber in the world, Culture is going to kill him.

(((With those words being said, the lights dim and Panterra’s “The great southern trendkill” explodes over the p.a. system, and out from the curtain comes Alex Mier and Real Deal Josh Johnson, the crowd boos. Alex has some roses and some candies behind there back with a piture of Rachel on the box, they laugh and make a big joke out of the match.)))

Gardiner: That’s right ladies and gentlemen the first ever 2XW Tag Team match ever scheduled, and this match is special.

Simon: That’s right if Alex and Real Deal win, one of them great looking guys gets to have the date of a life time. With the the beautiful Rachel, I can’t wait to see where one of those gentlemen gets to take her.

Gardiner: You are so full of yourself, you forgot about the other wager. If Tony and Rachel win, Alex and Real Deal have to wear bra and panties. That would be a sight to see.

(((Then “The Hardy Boy’s theme comes on, and out comes Tony Monzelli, the crowd goes CRAZY for this young star. He hypes the crowd up with several taunts to the crowd, he waits for his partner at the bottom of the ramp. Tori’s theme hits and “The Star” Rachel Montrell comes out and does some sexy little looks at the screaming fans. Tony and Rachell meet at the bottom the ring.)))

Gardiner: That my friends is a fast rising star in 2XW, he started off a little slow but now he’s back and after that foot injury it seems like he’s gotten better!!!

Simon: Oh whatever, you know what his foot injury was it was stench. Everybody knows that all Italians Stink.

Gardiner: You’re a moron.

Alex leans over the ropes with the flowers and candy trying to offer them to Rachel. Tony gets pissed and slaps the chocolates and roses back into Alex’s face. Alex tries to step out after them, but Real Deal holds him back. With Alex’s back turn Rachel quickly trips Alex, Tony slides in and starts to take it to Real Deal, he beats him into the corner. There Tony lays some kicks in, then does a foot choke. Referee Billy Young tolls the count Tony lets go at 4. On the outside Rachel has went nuts with some sharp kicks from her rather long legs. Rachel then sends Alex into the guardrail and he nails the rail with a huge amount of force. Rachel then does a cartwheel flip flying elbow combination that lights up the crowd. Rachel then gets back to her feet and quickly sends Alex into the steps, he flips over the steps and lands hard on the mat. Real Deal inside starts to come back with some stiff rights, but Tony Monzelli fires back until he’s in the corner. Tony spends Real Deal around and brings him up in a German suplex but then sets him on the top buckle facing the crowd. Real Deal tries to get up, but when both men amazingly get on the top turnbuckle Tony runs and pushes Real Deal on top the recovering Alex Mier, great dog pile for two guys. Rachel slides into the ring, and they both hype up the crowd, they celebrate. Billy Young tries to get Alex and Real back in, but both men still stall for some time to recover. Alex Mier tells the ref to back Tony and Rachel back, but Billy Young does more and puts Rachel in her corner and pushes Tony back so that Alex can get into the ring. After a couple of minutes Alex gets into the ring and locks up with Tony, after they dance around the ring for a little bit. Both men try to show their strength by taking one over their leg but the other finally comes up and does the same. They do that, then Alex kicks Tony in the stomach, follows up with a jumping hip strike, then a knee strike that just flips Tony over. Alex isn’t through yet as he hits the ropes and does a awesome looking elbow drop (shades of the Bionic Elbow, Luger). He then proceeds to pick Tony up and tag in Real Deal, they double team Tony with a heart punch. Tony out of desperation tries for a clothesline but is ducked by Real Deal, but hits the going to the outside Alex Mier. Real Deal quickly turns Tony around and does a Kurt Angle Belly to Belly. Real Deal gets up and looks at the crowd…

**Crowd Boos**

Gardiner: Wow, Tony is getting beat in the ring. This isn’t that funny Rachel can’t quite compete with Alex and Josh.

Simon: But she’s got enough gonads to do a hurricanranna to E.R., she better believe in equality.

Gardiner: You are pathetic!

Simon: Well I know I am but what are you??? Anyway the 2XW roster has been talking about the unholy anlience between Trey, E.R., and Alex and even Real Deal. Let me be the first to say that they are just friends.

Gardiner: Yeah right!!! Sure thing Simon, I believe you as much as I believe KASH is going to give me a raise after this pay per view.

Simon: He’s not giving you the raise… haha.

The match continues in the ring, with Alex and Real keeping the tag between them going on.   They keep putting it to Tony who is pretty much dazed by this time. Until finally Tony is cut a break by committing a low blow, that Referee Billy Young takes into consideration and just gives Tony a warning. Both Tony and Alex go down, and are desperately trying to make it to their corner. Finally Alex makes the tag to Real who runs over to the leaning for the tag Tony. Tony with the TAG, ah he didn’t make it, Real deal quickly applies a STF, and sinks it in. Young checks Tony, but Tony isn’t giving up. Real Deal lets go of the hold and makes some stomps. Real Deal does a devastating spike DDT, then heads to the top.

Gardiner: Oh this could be bad!!!

Simon: High risk manvuer here, Real Deal JUMPS!!! WHAT!!! MISSES WITH THE SPLASH!!!

Gardiner: Here’s Tony’s chance, if he can only make the tag right now. Even though it’s Rachel, she is the freshest of them all right now.

Simon: COME MAKE THE TAG REAL DEAL!!! AHHHH!!!

Gardiner: TONY MAKES THE TAG TO RACHEL, REAL DEAL MAKES THE TAG TO ALEX!!!

Rachel with a clothesline to Alex knocking him down, Josh runs but gets broking down like a ton of bricks from a high flipping drop kick from “THE STAR” Rachel. Then Rachel turns around and ducks a haymaker from Alex, then delivers a back spinning heel kick. Rachel then goes to the corner and starts to thrust her shoulders into Real Deal in the corner, she moves out of the way just so Alex can do stinger splash to Real Deal, not intended for him. Alex bounces off Real Deal, who just falls in the floor, Alex is completely surprised. Even more so when he turns around and gets nailed with a spear that only Goldberg could do better. Rachel goes for the pin when all of a sudden E.R. rushes out to the apron, and begins to argue with the ref.

Gardiner: What is E. R. doing out here???

Simon: I’m not sure, but I have to give it to Rachel, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and still counting. Give it to E. R. he’s gave life back into Tony and Real Deal.

Gardiner: Rachel gets mad, which is justifiable, lets go of the pin. She turns the ref around when all of a sudden Alex Mier gets a schoolboy, 1, 2, thrrrrr… NO E. R. pulls the ref, Billy Young argues outside with E. R., Rachel is back up but is hammered with a chair shot from Real Deal, FROM NOWHERE.

Simon: I like Real Deal, but he just nailed a girl, that just goes to show you that they really don’t want to wear Rachel’s lingerie on the next Genocide, justifiably.

Real Deal goes over and resiatates Alex Mier who is still winded. Alex Mier finally snaps out of it and goes for a pin, but the ref is still arguing with E. R., E. R. tries to turn the ref around but Billy Young is still giving to E. R., Young is now throwing E. R. out of the ring side.

Gardiner: YEAH, send the creep to the back.

Simon: TURN AROUND!!!

Gardiner: WAIT SOMEBODY IS COMING FROM THE CROWD!!!

Just then BILL BURNS jumps the guardrail, he does kicks Real Deal, HOBO BOMB!!! Alex UP, HOBOBOMB!!! Both Alex and Josh are out of it, Tony finally slides into the ring when all of a sudden TREY WILLETT sneaked by the ref and E. R. arguing. He slides into the ring and takes it to both Burns and Tony, he does several rights and lefts backing Tony into the corner!!! Trey beats the living tar out of “The Italian”, he turns around BURNS WITH ANOTHER HOBO BOMB!!! Trey is out of it, BURNS ROLLS out of the ring, RACHEAL SLOWLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!! BILLY YOUNG IS BACK IN THE RING!!! 1… 2… 3…!!!!!!!!

Gardiner: OH MY GOD!!! RACHEL AND TONY HAVE BEAT ALEX MIER AND REAL DEAL JOSH JOHNSON!!!

Simon: THEY CHEATED!!! THAT’S NOT FAIR BILL BURNS GAVE THEM ASSIST!!! NO DON’T WEAR THE PANTIES, PLEASE GOD NOOOO!!!

Samual Buffer: And the winner of the first ever Tag Team Match in 2XW, put your hands to gather for….
“The Italian” TONY MONZELLI and “The Star” RACHEL MONTRELL!!!

Gardiner: OH IT’S TRUE, those snobs got what was coming to them!!!

E. R. is at chases Burns who has already went through the crowd. E. R. is furious, he slides into the ring and helps Alex and Trey up. Real Deal throws a fit on the ground, realizing he’s got to wear women’s clothing!!!

(((Scene cuts to the back The Seeker arrives on his Harley, and meeting Seeker is none other then Midnight Panther. The Seeker pulls up and stops, then hops off. Gives Midnight a high five.)))

Seeker: I heard ya won, good job man!!!

Midnight: Are you ready for latter tonight in the big Fallen Angel match.

Seeker: Oh it’s very true, we’ve got the plan my man, and one of us are bound to win.

Midnight: Oh I know, it’s the truth, I mean it’s that simple. Let’s do it bra!!!

Seeker: Let’s go!!!

(((Scene cut’s back on the action at ringside. Where Tom Stone and Psy are already at ringside, when the lights go dim and Mr. Cryst-ow’s music explodes over the P.A., Stone Temple Pilot’s “Sex Type Thing”. Mr. Cryst-ow comes out from behind the curtains with Bethany and Vada taking his fur coat off. He walks to the ring, with the fans actually cheering for him.)))

Gardiner: This could be this guys chance to show the world how good he really is!!!

Simon: He sucks, he’s been on a loosing streak since 2XW started, do you actually think he’s going win here tonight.

Gardiner: Every dog has his day, and every match Cryst-ow has been more then close.

Cryst-ow’s music stops and he steps in the ring.

The bell rings…

T.V. Title Match
Mr. Cryst-ow vs. Psy vs. Tom Stone

The match begins with Stone stepping out of the ring, and Psy and Cryst-ow coming at each other with a flurry of punches. Psy quickly jumps to the top turnbuckle, comes off it with a splash. Psy tries for the pin but Mr. Cryt-ow rolls back with the momentum, and gets a cover of his own. A long 2 count, Cryst-ow quickly applies an armbar. He sinks it in then lets go, just to position himself to thrust the elbow in Psy’s face. Stone is on the outside arguing with a fan who said he sucked. Cryst-ow then picks Psy up and commits a STUN GUN, which rocks Psy’s world. Psy gets knocked down with a vicious lariat from Cryst-ow. Cryst-ow hits the ropes runs toward Stone on the outside, VAULTING PRESS CONNECTS WITH STONE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

**Crowd chants “2XW”**

Psy recovers before either of the other men on the outside, then gets up and does flipping vaulting press, he connects knocking both Stone and Cryst-ow over the barrier!!!

**Crowd chants “2XW” over and over again.**

After a small count, Psy gets up and slides in to stop the count and goes back after Stone and Cryst-ow. He eventually goes and gets the other two men and throws them both in the ring. He tries to pick Stone, but Stone reverses a attempted suplex, and nails one of his own. Stone then gets up and lays the boot to both Psy and Cryst-ow. Stone then does elbow drop, followed up with two double ax handles on Psy.

Gardiner: Stone is a rising star, and has definitely got a future in wrestling. So does Mr. Cryt-ow, he may not have won but by god he’s a fighter. And Psy is a CSW star that is being trained by the commissioner of 2XW!!!

Simon: Ah the T. V Title, such a prestige title is that. Miklo had to take a leave of absence and now yet another soon to be superstar will lay his hand on the title, isn’t that great!!

Gardiner: With people like SPADE, and MIKLO owning it, I must say that this title is a very good title to possess.

Simon: That it is, that it is.

Stone turns around but is rocked with a awesome spinning heel kick from Mr. Cryst-ow, who doesn’t let up and does a Indian Leg Drop, then locks in a Reagle stretch. Psy is on the top and nails both men with a missile drop kick. Then from Cryst-ow gets back up, but he a little wobbly, Psy goes to the top and tries for another missle drop kick, but Cryst-ow hits the rope knocking Psy’s midsection on the turnbuckle. Stone is up and is hitting Mr. Cryst-ow with several punches, Cryst-ow does a spike DDT and Stone flops up dazed, as if the lights are on but nobody is home, he rolls out the ring. Cryst-ow then goes over to Psy corner, Psy has recovered and comes off the top with a double ax handle but…

Gardiner: OH NO!!! Mr. CRYST-OW CATCHES PSY IN THE CRYSTAL DREAM, HE LOCKS IT IN, DROPS!!!

Simon: HE’S GOING TO WIN, NO!!!

GARDINER: 1… 2… 3…!!! MR. CRYST-OW HAS WON THE 2XW T. V. TITLE!!! HIS FIRST WIN!!!

Simon: NO THIS JUST CAN’T BE!!!

Gardiner: CRYST-OW CELEBRATES WITH THE TITLE!!! HIS LOSING STREAK IS OVER, AND HE IS THE NEW T.V.CHAMPION!!!

Samual Buffer: Winner of the match and new 2XW T. V. CHAMPION…
MR. CRYST-OW!!!

Gardiner: Great job Mr. Cryst-ow, you deserved that match!!!

(((There is always something going on the back!!! We cut to the back where, Alex, Real Deal, Trey and E. R. are. They all our pissed, especially Alex and Real Deal, who has to wear panties and bras at the next Genocide.)))

Alex: I know it’s not you fault Earnest but that damn Bill Burns had to be a super hero like Superman and save the day.

Trey: That’s it, I’ve had enough, it’s time.

E. R.: Great, let’s do this!!!

Real Deal: Enough is enough and it’s time for a change.

Trey: Let’s do it!!! And get It right this time!!!

(((Scene cuts to the outside parking lot where Spade is he is talking to two shrouded in darkness figures behind some boxes. Spade has his barbed wire 2 by 4 with him.)))

Spade: It’s time boys, we are going to do this X.W.A. style, and we will represent it to the fullest. 2XW doesn’t know what XTREME IS, until they get a load of us.

(((Scene then cuts back to ring when, a car crashes and Mick Foley’s music hits, and Bill “Raggity Saggity” Burns comes to the ring with his I. C. title. The crowd gets into and chant’s “Raggity Saggity” over and over again. Obviously the fans in Tampa Bay love Burns. He gets in the ring with the title, and hands it over to Billy Young. Billy Young holds it up signifying that this match is for the 2XW I.C. title, but he leaves for some odd reason. With that Bill Burns grabs a microphone.)))

Burns: Trey Willett, E.R. and you other two goofballs, by the way we will soon see what real men you are next week, I’ll be the first to tell you that I’m not afraid of loser like you. Trey… you are pathetic in my book!!! E. R., you make me sick, and you other two chumps will make me laugh!!! So I have decided to tell you guys I could care less if you guys got KASH as your little buddy, tonight is my night and I will come out on top, and nothing, not even a friendly alliance between rich, over rated, big headed, pricks can stop me!!!

(((Panterra’s “Great Southern Trendkill”, hits and Trey comes out to a sea of booing fans. He walks slowly, and cockily to the ring, never taking his eyes off Burns who is taunting in the ring. He slides into the ring, and doesn’t expect Burns to start attacking him early.)))

The bell rings…

2XW I.C. Title Match
Bill Burns (champ) vs. Trey Willett

Burns obviously taking the easy way out and justifiably so considering the help Trey could get with Alex and Real Deal. He stomps Trey everywhere, on his fingers, on his toes, and on his ribs. Trey is then sent to opposite ropes, gets nailed with a drop toe hold. Burns goes for an ankle lock, and locks it in hard. Trey rushed the ropes but is pulled back Burns, Burns then quickly grabs Trey by the hair of the head and does deathdrop, goes for the early pin, but only gets a 2.

Gardiner: WHERE IS THE REF!!! Somebody rung the bell but there is no ref in site???

Simon: That is just completely weird.

With those words being said Trey Willett nails a low blow, Trey then goes to the outside and gets a kendo stick from underneath the ring. Trey Willett comes back and starts to beat the holy shit out Burns with the kendo stick. Each time Trey hits Burns, it snaps loudly, whelping Burn’s back. Then with several hits Trey Willett gets a chair from underneath and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Trey then grabs burns and sends him to the ropes, then does drop toe hold of his own, in which Burn’s head bounces off the chair’s seat. The crowd was amazed at that one, Trey then signals to the back for a ref to come out.

Gardiner: That’s not right what’s wrong, there isn’t a ref in site. I agree with Trey on this one, GET A REF OUT HERE!!!

Simon: See Trey isn’t that bad of a guy.

Gardiner: OH NO, I SPOKE TO SOON!!! BILLY KASH IS RUNNING TO THE RING WITH A REF SHIRT ON!!! They had it planned the whole time.

Billy KASH comes in, Trey goes for the cover, KASH goes down. QUICKLY, ONE, TWO, THRE, KICK OUT!!! BURNS KICKS OUT!!! KASH is surprised as hell, Trey doesn’t argue with KASH about the count, and goes back to the attack.

Gardiner: Those dirty slime balls, KASH and Trey had this planned the whole time!!! But Burns somehow, some way kicked out of that. Trey isn’t arguing he knows that there is still a lot of fight left in Bill Burns.

Simon: Burns is a bum!!!

Gardiner: I don’t know if Burns would take that as a complement of take that offensive.

Trey locks in a sleeper hold, Burns starts to get to his feet. Once he does he nails Trey with some elbows. He breaks the sleeper hold, hits the ropes but is tripped by KASH!!! KASH acts like it was an accident, Trey Willett then goes back to the attack by grabbing Burns by the hair and slamming and rubbing it into the mat. This busts Burns nose and lip, Trey then does a octopus stretch. KASH apparently keeps asking Burns if he quits, while Trey deliberately grabs the rope for leverage. Burns screams out in pain, but still doesn’t give up. Trey then starts to head butts Burns’ ribs. They stay like this for a little while till Trey lets go and goes into a German Suplex, then another one, then another one. Trey gets up and taunts the crowd, then goes for a figure four. But changes his minds because Burns struggles, so Trey changes his mind and stomps Burns lower midsection. Trey goes to the outside, and a KASH act like he’s helping Burns out by picking him up, but Trey has a chair.

Gardiner: Oh this is just not right, KASH has picked Burns up and is deliberately setting Burns up for a chair shot!!! This is sick, down right sick.

With Trey raring back, KASH with his bad acting turns Burns right into the direction Trey is going to fire that chair. BUT BURNS DUCKS AND HITS KASH!!!

Gardiner: KASH JUST GOT NAILED, OH MAN!!!

Simon: NO BOSS, NOOOO!!!

Burns then takes the chair away from Trey, and nails Trey, knocking him into corner. There Burns takes advantage of the rules being gone, and takes the chair and rams it into the sternum of Trey, then chokes Trey with the end of the Trey. Burns then sends Trey into the ropes, Burns jumps on the ropes, turns around with a missile drop kick, knocking Trey down hard.

**The crowd gets a “Raggity Saggity” Chant**

Burns then does a T-Bone suplex to Trey, he then picks Trey up puts him on the top rope. Burns does 10 punches, and the crowd counts along with his punches. He then does a superplex, the crowd goes wild because it looked vicious. Burns then mounts up and does some punches, it seems that Burns is really taking a lot of frustration out on Trey who is bleeding from his forehead now. Burns then gets up and picks up Trey…

Gardiner: Burns is calling for the HOBOBOMB!!!

Simon: There is no ref though.

**Crowd goes wild**

Gardiner: HOBOBOMB ON TREY!!!

Simon: OH NO, TREY GET UP, KASH DON’T COUNT!!! HEY IT’S E. R.!!!

E. R. comes in again, yes again, and slides in the ring with world title and nails Burns with the title, knocking Burns right on his face. E. R then slide the unconscious Trey Willett on top of Burns!!!

Gardiner: THIS IS JUST NOT FAIR!!! I can’t believe that they stacked this many cards up against one man. E. R. slides out the ring and celebrates as KASH finally gets to his knees.

Simon: E. R., BEHIND YOU!!!

Tony Monzelli plows over E. R., then slides into the ring.

**CROWD IS GOING NUTS**

Tony puts Burns on top of Trey, and slides out the ring, they celebrate up the ramp way when Alex Mier and Real Deal run over Trey and lay the boots to Tony. Alex slides in and flips Trey back up on top of Burns. KASH GOES FOR THE COUNT!!! 1, 2, 3!!!

Gardiner: DAMN IT, THAT WASN’T FAIR!!! TREY WILLETT SHOULDN’T BE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!!!

Simon: He done it fair and square, I mean even Tony Monzelli came out here to help that coward Burns out!!!

Samual Buffer: Winner of the match, and NEW 2XW I. C. CHAMPION…
TREY WILLETT!!!

E. R. gets up and starts to kick the downed Tony Monzelli. When all of a sudden Rachel comes in and hits E. R. from behind with a forearm. E. R. turns around and grabs Rachel’s hair, E. R. looks at the fans.

**Fans boos**

Gardiner: Oh no please, if your any kind of a man E. R. don’t hit Rachel!!!

Simon: Yes, E. R. hit the bitch, she hurricanranna you the other day, payback!!!

E. R. then pulls back and jacks Rachel knocking her off the walkway onto the guardrail. He then slides into the ring, where Trey is realizing that he is the new I. C. Champion. Alex Mier and Real Deal continue to beat on Bill Burns!!!

Gardiner: This is just horrid get somebody out here, oh this can’t be, E. R. has some paint.

Simon: PAINT HIM!!!

Gardiner: E. R. goes over to Bill Burns and does a critical condition, completely knocking Bill Burns out. The crowd doesn’t like what they are seeing, as Trey Willett comes over and spray paints the letters “N. C. O.”, on his back. E. R. has microphone…

Earnest Runnels: Well… well… well, congratulations Trey on you new title. I guess this marks the new era in wrestling, that’s right ladies and gentlemen you are looking at the new elite force in the wrestling world today. And so I can say this and get it out of the way, you fans that suck will never, NEVER EVER… forget the name of the… NEW CORPERATE ORDER!!!

**Crowd Boos**

Trey throws the I.C. title up as KASH hands it over to Trey. Trey Willett grabs the microphone from E. R.

Trey Willett: Ah… **gasp**, it fills great winning a title just to show you fans that you are just stupid for cheering this loser that is in the ring. He is pathetic, and I’ve proved it tonight with the winning of the I. C. title. So all you guys in the back that talked about the little allience we where supposedly happening, this one is for you. Because if it wasn’t for the rumors we would have never made this faction official, so give yourself a pat on the back for being the pushers of the NEW CORPERATE ORDER!!!

Alex Mier grabs the microphone, the crowd starts to laugh at him as he stands there in silence.

Alex: SHUT UP!!! I could care less that me and Real Deal got cheated out of the match, but that won’t matter because come next Genocide the NEW CORPERATE ORDER will be taking over, and guess what! There isn’t a damn thing you can do about it!!!

Kash grabs the microphone, and begins…

KASH: And as president of 2XW, I have to say this, N. C. O. is welcomed to a part of 2XW, and has my support against these bums like Bill Burns, this kid on the outside Tony Monzelli, people like the new T. V. champion Bill Burns.

KASH hands the microphone over to Trey…

Trey: So now it has begun 2XW, the new age in 2XW… welcome to the corperation, the NEW CORPERATE ORDER has arrived.

Just then Real Deal slides to the outside to Tony Monzelli and does a devastating Northern Lights Suplex. Then on the inside Alex Mier jumps off the top and lands the Chaos Control on Bill Burns. They then walk away from ringside, except for E. R. who has a match in little while.

Gardiner: This is just ridiculous, how will the now officially active N.C.O. going to effect wrestling!!!

Simon: Very… very, VERY good, I’m sure.

Gardiner: Your full of it!!! Your just plain full of it you know that Simon.

(((Scene cuts the back again, where the wrestlers get ready for the first ever Fallen Angel Match. It shows Spade getting ready to do 2 matches in a row, so Is Seeker who is at the other end of the hallway, obviously waiting to do his duty out at the ring instead of in the back. Several Superstars are doing their ritual that they do, stretches etc. Anticipation sets in, as we cut back to ringside, when EVE OF DESTRUCTION Plays and The Seeker comes out with a dedicated look on his face. He steps in the ring with a mixed crowd reaction. Then “Never Gonna Stop Me” rattles the arena and the fans give a big cheer to Spade who comes out wearing a X. W. A. shirt, he points at it and hypes up the crowd a little. He makes it to the ring, the 2XW World Title animation flies across the screen telling you fans out there that this for the World Title.)))

The bell rings…

World Title Match
Spade Vs. The Seeker Vs. “E. R.” Earnest Runnels (champ)

The match starts with Earnest Runnels quickly rolling out to the outside. Spade and Seeker look at each other and point at E. R., they both nod their heads and roll out after E. R. they go to the outside. E. R. notices that he’s about to get double teamed and tries to fight back by sliding into the ring and stomp both men as they come in. This only works for a little bit, when all of a sudden Seeker gets an atomic drop on the champion. Then Spade with a double leg take down then mounts some punches.

**Crowd Pops**

Spade moves out of the way, as Seeker does a jumping leg drop to E. R. Seeker then picks E. R. up and sends him to the ropes, then a hip toss. Spade with a diving headbutt, which connects. Seeker then slings shots E. R. into the corner, Spade then splashes E. R. back into the corner.

Gardiner: It seems to me that Spade and Seeker have are cooperating here and are getting the job done on Earnest Runnels, who has already done his fair share tonight. I feel sorry for these guys they have another match witch will require everybody to be at tip top form.

Simon: But with the formation of the N. C. O. here tonight I’m positive that nobody other then a N. C. O. member will win the first ever Fallen Angel Match, and become the first ever 2XW WORLD EXTREME CHAMPION!!! I mean even KASH supports those guys.

Gardiner: The chances are there, they will probably help each other out in the Fallen Angel match!!! Will Burns and the other be able to overcome such foes. And who is Spade been talking to???

Simon: That is definitely a different subject, with so much great stuff going on, like Trey beating Burns, N.C.O, we fail to realize the little people like Spade.

Gardiner: By no means is Spade little, he is plotting something, that he has been pondering on for several months. I’m sure whatever it is that it will be done here tonight.

Simon: So what, N.C.O. can take care of all the trash here in 2XW.

Seeker then rakes E. R.’s eyes across the ropes, then Seeker sends E. R. to the ropes. E. R. comes off then gets a kick to the stomach E. R. bends over… Seeker then does a RAZOR’S EDGE to E. R., which literally shakes the whole ring. Spade then picks up the decimated E. R. and wraps his right hand around E. R.

**Crowd Pops**

CHOCKSLAM!!! Spade just now rocked E. R.’s world with that chockslam, E. R. kind of landed awkward. Seeker then picks E. R. up and does a Implant DDT, then quickly gets up and puts E. R. in the torture rack. Before the ref can check out E. R. Seeker drops him, where on the top rope a five star splash is none other then Spade. It connects, then Seeker picks E. R. up and does TOUCH OF AGIEL, a awesome HEART PUNCH, E. R. is awaken painfully with that move. Spade then gets DEEP IMPACT on E. R., Spade get up and cheers.

**Crowd Pops**

Gardiner: They both lay the boots after doing each others moves to E. R., the fans since that E. R. is out of literally and can’t go on. So we will have a new World Champ, but who will it be…

Just then Spade goes for the cover, but Seeker pulls him off. They begin to argue, they argue and the fans instigate it a little. They exchange word but they start fighting afterward. They brawl and roll around for a long time, until finally Spade comes out on top with a wicked little spine buster. Spade then drops a knee to the arm of Seeker, Seeker rakes the eyes to slow down Spade.

Simon: Well then they had a plan, but didn’t finish the plan, thus you have two stupid asses fighting in the ring.

Gardiner: I think they done what was needed, they both don’t want E. R. to be the World Champion, and it doesn’t look like E. R. is moving!!!

Simon: No E. R. is just playing… umm… he’s just faking… possum… yeah POSSUM is what he is playing right now.

Gardiner: Yeah right, I highly doubt it after that onslaught of moves from Spade and Seeker, who continue their fight in the ring.

Simon: Spade wanted to be involved in this match, and it’s that simple he is getting what he asked for, because Seeker is giving a great fight against Spade.

Seeker with some hard shoulder thrusts into the corner, then Seeker sends Spade to the middle of the 2XW ring with a monkey flip. Seeker then goes over to the downed Spade picks him up backwards by the hair of the head, and drops a reverse X-Factor. Seeker then goes over to E. R. and does a reverse suplex, and that lights the crowd up. Seeker then goes over to Spade who is coming alive again. Seeker picks Spade up and sends him into the ropes, but Spade hits the ref leveling Billy Young to the outside. Spade comes off then is meet up with an amazing clothesline from hell from Seeker. Seeker sees that the ref is out and still goes for the cover, but kind of just lays on him so he could rest.

Gardiner: All three men are pretty much winded, well E. R. is just gone, but once again the ref is having a problem.

Simon: That makes about 3 matches that the ref has had problems. Wait who is that running to the ring???

Gardiner: OH NO NOT AGAIN, SOMEBODY ELSE COMING TO THE RING!!!

Simon: It’s two people, isn’t that… yes that’s CROW and following him is none other the CYRAX… **looks at Gardiner** you Jordan from the now extinct X.W.A.

Gardiner: Oh so THIS IS WHAT SPADE HAS BEEN PLANNING FOR A LONG TIME!!! THE X.W.A. HAS ARRIVED IN 2XW TOWN!!!

Crow and Cyrax both hit the ring and go to work on Seeker, Seeker tries to fight back but gets leveled with the tremendous force of both men. The X.W.A. then does a double suplex to Seeker. Then they Crow plants a piledriver by Cyrax on Seeker. After they get done with Seeker they leave the ring to let Spade recover in the ring to make the easy cover. Crow and Cyrax stand at the bottom of the walkway, and they seem to know that N.C.O. or somebody is probably going to come down and they do. Midnight Panther comes down, but are meet by Crow and Cyrax. They brawl on the ramp way, Spade is up in the ring. Midnight is trying his best to get to help Seeker out, but is to busy taking it to Cyrax and Crow.
Gardiner: SPADE HAS THE WORLD TITLE IF HE WOULD JUST SOMEHOW GET A THREE COUNT!!!

Simon: That’s just not fair, X.W.A. is giving Spade the assist.

Spade goes over to Seeker, and does the BLACK OUT TO SEEKER, Spade then gets up and tries to help the ref out, and it’s working. Then…

Gardiner: Spade has almost got the ref resituated… WHAT!!! NO!!!

Just then Trey, Alex and Real Deal come down to the ring, but are stopped by the brawl. They begin to brawl with Midnight Panther and X.W.A., security tries to break it up. But the mass of people just going at it stops anybody from wanting to get in the ring and have a say so in this match.

Gardiner: Spade has got the ref on all fours and goes over to E. R. who is leaned over the apron. Spade grabs E. R. by the tights, BAM!!! GOOD GAWD!!!

Simon: E. R. had a FIRST AID KIT UNDERNEATH THE RING!!!

Gardiner: A brick falls out of it!!! NOOO SPADE FALLS DOWN, E. R. WITH A ROLL UP!!!

Simon: Come on ref count… COUNT THE THREE!!!

The ref goes over and starts the count… 1…2…3…!!! E. R. gets the three count!!!

Simon: Hah… that’s right Jordan you saw it yourself, E. R. won that match!!!

Gardiner: Only because he used a weapon that the ref didn’t see!!!

Samual Buffer: Winner of the match, and still 2XW World Champion…
EARNEST RUNNELS!!!

Gardiner: This can’t be happening… that’s just not fair, First Blood is shourded in controversy.

Simon: Stop you pathetic bitching, it doesn’t’ matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning!!!

(((Scene cuts to the skybox where Billy Kash is enjoying Earnest Runnels win!!!)))

KASH: Ah… that’s good to know that not only is Earnest Runnels still champion, Trey Willett is our new I.C. Champion. Bill Burns doesn’t know what he’s messed with when he’s messed with the KASH flow!!! I’ll be the first to tell you that!!!

(((Just then a butler quickly runs in and whispers something in KASH’S ear.)))

KASH: So everybody is ready for the title to be crowned in the first ever Fallen Angle Battle Royal, well that is good. That’s just bloody perfect, I can’t freaking bloody wait. Somebody is bound to get hurt and not be able to compete ever again, thus giving the ratings a boost, and of course Hardcore wrestling gets the blame. Lets get to the match… I’m so excited.

(((The scene cuts back to the ring where our 2XW announcer Samual Buffer stands by with a single spot light on him!!!)))

Samual Buffer: GOOD evening wrestling fans, and wrestlers alike, here in the wonderful Staples Center in lovely TAMPA BAY!!!

**Crowd Pops**

Welcome the 2XW’s main event, the first ever Fallen Angel Battle Royal. The rules are every 2 minutes a randomly selected wrestler will come out try for the title that is hung up high above the ring. Then after the first 4 wrestlers it starts 2 wrestlers every 2 minutes for 3 turns. Then after those 3 turns, 4 wrestlers will come out after ever 2 minute until the roster is empty. The ring can have two guys in the ring, or it could have 20 different wresters in this match at a time. Several Ladders have been scattered underneath the ring, and some around the ring.

**Crowd chants “2XW”**

For the people here in the arena, and for the fans around the world… LETS GET READY TO WRESTLE!!!

(((After that Bill Burns’ Music hits and he comes out, with the N.C.O. still painted on his back, he shakes his head in disappointment as if him being first was planned out, and set up by KASH.)))

Gardiner: What are the chances, Bill Burns is the first person out and is the most hated by KASH, what are the chances???

Simon: It was just luck, and Burns has been dealt a bad hand tonight.

(((Just then the new T.V. Champion Mr. Cryst-ow comes out to “Sex Type Thing”, he isn’t carrying his title because it’s about to get ugly in the ring. Cryst-ow steps in the ring.)))

Gardiner: Boy this Extreme match is just beginning to heat up.

Cryst-ow and Burns shakes hands out of respect. They lock up and Burns pushes Cryst-ow down, then Cryst-ow gets back up but is meet up with a shoulder block. Cryst-ow gets back up, but is knocked back down with another shoulder block. Burns then quickly drops a elbow to Cryst-ow. Burns then picks Cryst-ow up and does a snap suplex. Burns then runs to the outside of the ring and grabs a ladder and sets it up back inside the ring. KASH is freaking out in the sky room!!! Cryst-ow gets up and throws a right at Bill Burns, but Burns blocks it and give a right of his own. Then another right, then another right, then Burns with a spear.

**Crowd Pops**

Burns starts to climb the ladder early.

(((Then EVE OF DESTRUCTION comes on and Seeker comes at full sprint to the ring.)))

Gardiner: BURNS IS AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER REACHING FOR THE TITLE!!!

Simon: WHOooaaaa… Seeker pushes the ladder over and… OWWWW… Burns lands on the outside of the ring!!! Quite hard if I do say so myself, Seeker saves the day this time.

Seeker then goes to work on Mr. Cryst-ow with a half crab.

(((Psy’s music comes on, and he enters the ring and goes after Seeker.)))

Gardiner: Psy starts laying in the punches on Seeker, Psy hits the ropes but is knocked out of the ring with a big boot from Seeker. Seeker goes to the outside and pulls from underneath the ring a Trash can lid which he wraps around Psy’s head a couple of times. He then sets the big part of the trashcan up against one of the guardrail’s corner. Seeker grabs Psy by the hair, and runs toward the trashcan, Seeker then does a huge Snap Mare into the thrash can. It completely crushes the can…

**Fans Chant “2XW”**

Gardiner: Now it’s two wrestler at a time.

Simon: If one of these guys don’t win soon, it’s going to be one packed ring, and ring side.

(((Then Thunderstrike Eagle and Alex Mier’s music hits separately as both them come down to the ring.)))

Thunderstrike Eagle and Seeker meet, and they brawl to the outside. Alex Mier stays outside and goes to work on Bill Burns. Mr. Cryst-ow has a chair and nails Psy with it knocking him out of the ring. Mr. Cryst-ow then from behind gets the CRYSTAL DREAM on SEEKER. Tunderstrike Eagle takes advantage of this and knocks Cryst-ow with the chair, knocking him completely out of the ring. Then Thunderstrike Eagle locks in the Texas Clover Leaf on Seeker.

(((Rachel and Real Deal are called out, and they come out fighting each other at the top of the ramp way.)))

Gardiner: Man Real Deal and Rachel haven’t even had a chance to make it to ringside, they are brawling at the top of the walkway.

Rachel is on Real Deal’s back, she is biting and kicking wildly. Real Deal has enough of it and flips Rachel over and then does the unthinkable, he drops a leg drop on her. Meanwhile back at ringside Bill Burns has gained the upper hand over Alex Mier and sends him into the steps. Burns then gets on the apron and waits for Alex to get up. Then he does a suicide dive and nails it. In the ring Thunderstrike Eagle sets up a ladder to go after the title, and he’s climbing.

(((Tony Monzelli gets announced, and the other guy that gets announced as “THE GIFT”. The crowd doesn’t see him as Tony comes in the ring and knocks over Thunderstrike Eagle over, the lights goes dim before Thunderstrike Eagle hits. Handels "Hallelujah" Chorus comes on and from the rafters comes down this really big guy, I mean huge guy!!! He gets in the ring and takes his hanging gear off. The lights come back on to reveal that Tunderstrike Eagle didn’t land on the floor or the mat, but the rope. Thunderstike is riding the rope in pain.)))

Simon: Hey that was interesting Jordan, wasn’t it!!!

Gardiner: Yeah, he’s the rookie and he gets a make an entrance like that, that must be a real good suck up.

Simon: That’s true fans you are looking at the one the only GIFT FROM GOD!!! Jacob Pilate!!!

Gardiner: Well now in the next two minutes, it will be 4 guys coming out at a time.

Pilate knocks Thunderstrike Eagle over the ropes with a tackle, then turns around and goes to work on the still fresh Tony Monzelli. Tony Monzelli gains the upper hand until Jacob puts a thumb in Tony’s eye. Then The Gift From God executes a cross faced chicken wing, which looks like it really hurts cause Tony is screaming out in pain.

Simon: Do you get it, “The Gift From God” has come down from heaven, get it???

Gardiner: Yes I get it, and it looks like Pilate has a promising future, but he looks a little arrogant, maybe more so then that of a one BILLY KASH!!!

Simon: He’s got big muscles, and ahhh… look at this.

Gardiner: Pilate lets go of the hold and begins to do some macho man poses in the middle of the ring.

(((Just then Spade, Stone, Midnight Panther, Then “The Network” Cuff are called down to the ring. Spade goes to work on Real Deal who has just toyed with Rachel at the ramp way.)))

Simon: Man the ring is about full as it is and we’ve got another 2 more minutes till the whole 2XW roster is practically going at it!!! Except for of course the extremely new guys.

Gardiner: Like Simon Deadpool and Crow and Cyrax…

The Network Cuff starts to pound Mr. Cryst-ow on the outside with a brief case. But from behind Tom Stone runs over Cuff, WAIT CUFF DUCKS THE CHAIR SHOT FROM TOM STONE, and CUFF NAILS HIM WITH THE BRIEF CASE!!! Cuff then goes to work on both Stone and Cryst-ow with a belt that he pulls off his pants. He whips them like babies and each time it slaps making the crowd cringe a lot. Midnight Panther goes to help out Seeker who is getting hit by Bill Burns, Bill Burns sees that Panther has him in his sites and both men meet with a punch, and again at the same time another punch!!! Burns starts to loose and then gets into a jam when Midnight locks in armbar. Midnight Panther keeps it locked in and twists it a couple of times. Then SEEKER comes around the corner and nails a big boot that waists Midnight, Seeker then takes the mat and throws it to the side to reveal the cold concrete floor. Then does a powerbomb to Midnight Panther, and knocks Midnight out almost. Then Seeker turns around, HOBOBOMB!!! Right onto the concrete, a taste of Seeker’s own medicine. Burns turns around BLACK OUT FROM SPADE ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

**Fans go nuts with the “2XW” chants after that little show**

Gardiner: OH MAN!!! That could injure anybody, Spade is setting the ladder up perfectly in the ring.

(((Then all of a sudden E. R., Trey Willett, J-Lo, and Adnac are all called out.)))

Gardiner: Oh isn’t that convenient for E. R. and Trey Willett?

Simon: Are you trying to say KASH had something to do with the bias random calls for the first ever Fallen Angel Match.

Gardiner: Figure it out for yourself.

At the ramp way, E. R. and Trey have teamed up and completely against J-Lo and Adnac, Trey Willett throws Adnac off the top of the entrance way onto some hard cables down below. And E. R. hits CRITACAL CONDITION on J-Lo, but this one was a super one, which after landing on the hard steel J-Lo then bounced off and also fell onto the cable below, but J-Lo lands on his collarbone almost looking like J-Lo may have broke his neck. Back to the action on the apron we have Pilate with chock slam on Tom Stone. Pilate again goes to some poses, by this time Spade is at the top, but is quickly knocked down before Spade could even attempt to reach the 2XW World Extreme Title, by Tony Monzelli, which was completely out of desperation. Bill Burns on the outside finally comes to and sends Alex Mier into a ladder that was set up against the ring. Alex hits it hard and is knocked down. Then on the play by play announcer table, Cuff plants Thunderstike Eagle’s face on the table a couple of times then throws Tunderstrike Eagle on top of the table, with the monitors and fans still on the table. Then from nowhere Tony Monzelli jumps from the top rope, does a elbow drop, breaking the announce table.

**Fans go crazy with “2XW” Chants**

Spade is on the outside recovering and he come in the ring, along with Bill Burns they both team up against Pilate who is just destroying guys like Stone and Cryst-ow!!! Spade with his 2 by 4 that he picked up from the corner, nails Pilate in the back of the head, sending Pilate who was on the apron hard to the guardrail. Spade then sees that E. R. and Trey have stepped in. So Burns and E. R. start brawling, as does Spade and Trey Willett. Then Alex Mier steps in, but is tripped by Tony Monzelli from the outside. Alex gets up quickly, but on the apron Tony rams his shoulders into the stomach of Alex, Tony then does sunset neckbreaker, Tony then unleashes the fury with some mounted punches.

Gardiner: ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!!

Simon: It is great isn’t it???

Seeker comes in and sets up yet another ladder in the ring, making two ladders in the center of the ring. Seeker starts to climb the big ladder but Alex Mier puts his head between Seeker’s legs, and pulls him away from the ladder. Then does an electric chair drop. It’s practically the N. C. O. versus various wrestlers. Finally Trey Willett starts to climb the ladder, on the opposite end is Bill Burns who is also climbing the ladder dazed. On the other ladder E. R. starts to climb on Bill Burns’ side, on that same ladder Spade starts to climb.

Gardiner: What can I say 2XW wrestlers are crazy and shouldn’t be doing what they are doing!!! Seeker is climbing behind Spade, now Tony is lagging behind Trey Willett, oh no… below E. R. is Tom Stone, Below Bill Burns is Alex Mier.

The eight wrestlers climb to the top of the ladder fighting there way to the top. E. R. is getting grab at by Tom Stone, and E. R. is kicking away at “The Jobber”. Before Bill Burns can even attempt to reach for the title Alex Mier starts pounding away at Bill Burns lower kidney area, Burns tries to just kick, but Alex is up to his waist, so he can’t bring his leg up that far. Trey Willett is the first 2XW wrestler to touch the World Extreme title but is almost pulled off by Tony Monzell who grabbed a hold of Trey’s right leg, and is now dangling and hanging on for dear life!!! At about the same time, Spade has turned around and started confronting Seeker, and Seeker is still taking it to Spade.

Gardiner: THIS IS GETTING GOOD!!!

SIMON: SOMEBODY JUST GRAB THE TITLE!!! THE SUPENCE IS TO MUCH!!!

E. R. lets go and falls but is caught by Tom Stone, E. R. grabs a hold of the ladder so he doesn’t go no farther, but that was pretty smart since Tom Stone is now falling. Well he just landed, hard on top of Mr. Cryst-ow and Thunderstrike Eagle who are trying to get in the ring. But now E. R. is half way down and has to hurry to the top. Trey’s Ladder starts to fall to the side, but right before it tips over, Tony Monzelli runs out of strength and lets go of Trey’s foot, he lands hard on the ring mat. Trey is starts to go for the title. Burns has stepped up a couple of extra step then just kicks Alex Mier, Alex Mier’s nose is bleeding, as he falls on top of Rachel and Pilate who are trying to get in the ring. Spade is facing Seeker and Seeker is taking a beating to the head like nobody else has ever taken. He can’t withstand those hard punches very much longer, so out of desperation Seeker grabs Spade’s legs and falls back, and AN AMAZING MEGA STUN GUN FROM THE LADDER, Spade hits the ropes and the ropes bounces him back out to the concrete where the pad had been removed earlier.

**Fans Go Nuts, so they say “2XW” over and over again**

“The Network” Cuff being one of the more fresher people start to climb the ladder, but at the top E. R., Trey are both giving some shots to Bill Burns. Trey starts to climb some more and he gets up on the top step and starts to get he now easier reach, but E. R. punches Burns and Burns leans over to far and the ladder begins to tip over, Trey is at the top and tries to regain his balance. The ladder starts to fall but Burns quickly grabs onto the side of E. R.’s Ladder. Trey Willett falls hard on top of the ladder. At the top Burns is on the side of the ladder and finally makes it to the other side, he is a couple steps below E. R., E. R. reaches for the title, and almost gets it.

Gardiner: GET UP THERE BURNS!!!

Simon: Come on E. R. your right there just grab the title!!!

**CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET**

Gardiner: E. R. HAS THE TITLE IN HIS HAND HE CAN’T JERK IT DOWN!!! BILL BURNS WITH A HEADBUTT!!! BURNS GRABS THE TITLE, E. R. HASN’T LET GO EITHER. E. R. WITH A HEADBUTT, BURNS WITH A HEADBUTT, OH MY GOD THE LADDER IS FALLING!!!

Simon: THE LADDER IS TIPPING WITH BOTH MEN HOLDING ONTO THE WORLD EXTREME TITLE!!!

Gardiner: THEY BOTH ARE FALLING WITH THE TITLE IN EACH OTHER’S HAND THEY BOTH LAND!!!

E. R. lands on the ladder that Trey Willett landed on, Burns lands on a chair.

Gardiner: OH MY GOD!!! BILL BURNS HAS THE TITLE IN HIS HANDS!!! E.R. COULDN’T HOLD ON!!! WE HAVE THE FIRST EVER TRUE CHAMPION IN 2XW AND THAT IS NONE OTHER THEN BILL “RAGGITY SAGGITY” BURNS!!! OH MY…

Simon: NO THIS CAN’T BE!!! BURNS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO WIN THAT MATCH!!!

Samual Buffer: The winner of the match and the first ever 2XW WORLD EXTREME CHAMPION!!!
Bill… Raggity… Saggity… BURNNSSSSSSSS!!!

Gardiner: WELL FOR THE 2XW’S First Pay Per View show, Bill Burns has won it! The 2XW’s side of the show is over!!!

**Of course you would here “Raggity Saggity” Chants around the arena**

Simon: WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!!