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**After a three minute advertisement for the NOWA matches hyping you up, the NOWA intro plays over the screen.** (((The camera pans the crowd at ringside, several thousand screaming fans just viewed the 2XW’s show, and the ring crew is still cleaning up the mess from the battle royal!!! At ringside is 2XW’s Jordan Gardiner, former IWF announcer, and Simon Veranheart, former UIW, CWA wrestler. They are stunned at the matches they had just seen and are speechless, some signs are thrown up in the background. One has “BANSHEE… guilty as charged”, “Culture vs. Stone = Who cares there both jobbers”, “#1 Pac Fan”, “Silvia Is A Gold DIGGER”. Then the camera gets back on the 2XW play by players.))) Jordan Gardiner: WOW!!! I’ve never seen action like that in years!!! Bill Burns is the new 2XW World Extreme Champion, and I’m just stunned at the athletic ability that everybody showed. But now since we are the first day play-by-play for First Blood, we’ve hit into the NOWA portion of the show!!! And we’ve already seen the turmoil boil between some of the 2XW and NOWA guys. Simon Veranheart: You are absolutely correct in you own little sick way. Culture and Tom Stone went at it earlier, and I assure you with the arrival of the NOWA guys and 2XW guys still being in the building they will be some pre tournament matches… so to speak. Jordan Gardiner: And the big question is who the hell is all the BANSHEE guys running around beating people up. We all know that its just a rip off of the late legend Thomas Thunderstrike, but he’s making threats that are making more and more concerned about the whole situation!!! Simon: I’m hearing that the NOWA has already started to arrive. (((The scene cuts to the back where Tom Stone is with an Ice Pack on his back, he’s talking to Porter Cable who is interviewing him.))) Porter Cable: Stone eairlier you and Culture confronted each other after a week of verbal threats and put-downs. And latter tomarrow in one of the most anticapted first matches of not only your career but the tournament. Some people say that you have beefed up to Cultures standards over the past week and you might actually have a chance against the NOWA heavyweight champion… **Interrupted** Stone: Excuse ME!!! How dare you even say that Culture is even close to my talent, I may not be as established as he is but I’ve been up to his level in talent. I stand by what I say 2XW shouldn’t be the sister fed of the NOWA, because with people like me… (((Just then Culture is heard screaming from a distance, 2XW/NOWA security all shows up and are holding both men back from getting at each other again.))) Stone: I’LL GET YOU IN THE TOURNAMENT YOU BASTERD!!! CULTURE: I HOPE YOU DIE SOON!!! (((Scene cuts back to the announcers at ring side.))) Gardiner: Well that’s just getting to become a bomb, but Porter is right, it is one of the most anticipated of the first round matches in the tournament!!! Simon: And the weird thing is Tom Stone has actually showed substantial improvement!!! To even grab the attention of the NOWA World Champion (((The Acidic Destroyers come out to their music with Ashley at ringside, they look determined to win this match. The “Block Lock Down” by Ludacris plays and low and behold the NOWA Tag Team Champions come out dancing with their titles, then from behind the curtains comes the hot Silvia Miguel Perez, they walk down to the ring, but the Acid and Destroyer meet them half way.))) Gardiner: They start early. All four men brawl to the ring, the Acidic Destoyers make the upper hand with several fast punches rocking both Chris and Ash. Acid throws Diego inside the ring… The bell rings… NOWA Tag Titles Acidic Destroyers Vs. The Exceptionally Fantastics (Champs) Acid goes to work with some boots, afterward he throws Chris into the corner, Chris comes out to be meet with a harsh clothesline. Acid goes jumps to the top and comes off with a splash it connects. Acid then locks in an armbar, and sinks it in with a lot of strength. Chris is obviously in pain, but he puts his foot on the rope, the ref counts to three until Acid lets go. Chris gets to all fours then Acid kicks Ash in the ribs, knocking Chris into the air, Acid does this again. Acid then makes the tag to Destroyer who is now done with the recovering Ash on the outside. The do a double Russian leg sweep, Destroyer then drives the knee into the elbow of the downed Chris. Gardiner: The Acidic Destroyers are taking it to The Fantastics. Simon: On the outside we see “Ms. Hot” and Ashley having words to each other. They both snap there fingers at each other, Silvia and Ashley get in each other’s face. Silvia puts her hand in Ashley’s face and she turns… nope never mind, Ashley grabs Silvia’s hair and pulls her down hard on the floor. Look-e-here we have a catfight on the outside. **Fans Pop at the sight of P & P, puppies and panties** Back in the ring Chris is getting pounded into the corner with several hits from both Acid and Destroyer. Acid does the choke every now then while Destroyer distracts the ref. Destroyer gets done with fighting with the ref, and now he goes to the corner and picks up Chris. Chris with a desperation move hits a chin breaker. Both men are down, they stay down for a couple of seconds, Destroyer with the tag, Chris with the Tag. Ash comes in fired up knocking Acid down with a dropkick, shoulder block knocking down Destroyer. Ash sends Acid into the ropes, hurricanranna!!! Ash lionsaults on the downed Destroyer, goes for the cover, 2 count. Simon: Ash is fired up now, and he is making this team look exceptionally. Gardiner: Okay I’m not one to say forget about the match on the inside, but look on the outside. Silvia is up on the apron, Hurricanranna, connects!!! Silvia goes to bitch slapping on the ground, pulling hair and pounding her head into the mat. Silvia gets up but, Ashley with a low blow. **Crowd cringes in pain.** Back on the inside we have Ash with some backwards version of the dragon sleeper on Destroyer. Acid comes breaks the hold with a big boot. After a little while Ref Billy Young finally calms down the chaos on the inside, on the outside Ashley and Silvia are still going at it. They take each other down with slaps, kicks and even some of the wire boys on the outside are downed trying to break up this awesome little cat fight. Gardiner: Boy I wish we had these two women in 2XW, we would be able to actually get the Women’s Title off the shelve… Simon: WOW!!! This a great match… Gardiner: Yeah I know, Ash has ran his second breath out, and Acid is on the prowl. Simon: NO you idiot, the match on the outside, nobody can break it up. Oh wait… will you look at this Ash finally has seen enough and breaks the fight up, so he’s decided to pull Ashley off of Silvia. Ashley turns around and smacks the piss out of Ash, Ash just looks at her with a blunt stair. Wait Destroyer on the outside has pulled Silvia off, she turns around and slaps the dog piss out of Destroyer. **Crowd Pops** Destroyer looks like he had his heart stepped on, but Silvia starts to beg for Destroyer to forgive her, she brushes his face!!! Then from behind Chris with a chair, the ref doesn’t see the hit. It knocks Destroyer into Silvia who in turns gets knocked over the rail, Chris throws Destroyer in the ring. OH NO!!! ASH JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ASHLEY, ASHLEY GOES DOWN HARD on the outside!!! Chris has lifted Destroyer on his shoulder and Ash has jumped to the top!!! FANTASTIC VOYAGE (a sunset powerbomb from the top with opponent on shoulders)!!! 1… 2… SILVIA PUTS DESTROYER’S FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! Gardiner: WHAT!!! WHAT DID SHE DO!!! Simon: I don’t think Silvia meant to do that, but in a way I think she did!!! Gardiner: IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!! THE FANTASTICS HAD IT!!! Simon: Chris up, pulls Silvia up by the hair on the apron and is arguing with her. Ashley has a chair, SILVIA DUCKS THE CHAIR, IT HITS CHRIS, DESTROYER WITH THE ROLL UP, 1… 2… ASH SAVES THE DAY WITH A ELBOW!!! Gardiner: THIS IS JUST GOING ANYWHERE!!! The ref is treating Ash to get out of the ring, but who is the legal man. Ash argues with the ref about him being the legal man, obviously it would matter cause Chris is out cold, and Destroyer is up. Ash is trying his best to get in the ring, Destroyer is on all fours staring at Silvia who is bleeding a little from her head on the apron. He goes over to check her out, she hugs him on the apron, but ASHLEY PULLS SILVIA OFF OF DESTROYER, which gives a nasty little neck wrench on the ropes to Destroyer, CHRIS WITH A SCHOOLBOY, REF TURNS AROUND!!! 3!!! HE GETS THE WIN!!! Samual Buffer: WINNER OF THE MATCH… and still NOWA Tag Team CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD… The Exceptionally Fantastics!!! Simon: There is still problems in the ring between these two teams, and they are not only breaking on the inside, but on the outside to. But the Exceptionally Fantastics come out on top tonight!!! Gardiner: Ash, Chris and Silvia run up the ramp, they are chased by Acid, Destroyer and Ashley!!! Simon: Wow, great match indeed!!! (((The Scene cuts to the back where Sonny is talking to KASH in the office. Ashley Thunderstrike is there as well accompanying Sonny.))) Ashley: Great job KASH, you ran a great show!!! Kash: Well thank you Ashley, I tend to like the finer things in life, so there forth it was a refined show. Sonny: Wow… he… he… Kash: Ashley, Sonny… I have to say this, you don’t have nothing to worry about. Ashley: Thank you Kash, even though it’s only been a while you seem like part of the family. Just then a sound comes from the underneath the desk. Kash looks and goes check it out, when he steps behind the desk, a BANSHEE COMES UP WITH A CHAIR, KNOCKING KASH INTO A GLASS CASE SHATTERING IT. Then another Banshee comes from the door and pushes Ashley on the couch and tackles Sonny to the ground, this Banshee has brass knuckles and is laying into Sonny with it. The other Banshee takes a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the KASH FLOW. Just then from behind a curtain comes another Banshee, who has a bat, the other Banshee picks Sonny up just to let the other Banshee with the bat knock Tuttone’s lights out. Blood goes across the wall, Sonny is bleeding severally though his nose. They don’t let up and lay the kicks in, KASH jumps on ones back, but is flipped over just to get pounded in the sternum with the bat. OH MY GOD THUNDER BOMB TO SONNY TUTTONE THROUGH A GLASS Coffee Table!!! It shatters, Miss Thunderstrike runs out screaming calling for help, the Banshee’s lay in there last kicks. But they take him out in the hallway, and throw him through every pictures they can, until they come to a window. Banshee with Bat: Sonny Tuttone… Guilty as CHARGED. Just then one of the Banshees does a TUNDERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS WINDOW, you can hear the scream of Sonny Tuttone as he flies out the window. The Banshees laugh, and leave. The camera walks over to the window and sees the mangled body of Sonny Tuttone laying on the top of a broken down red escort wagon. (((Scene cuts back to the 2XW announcers, who are stunned at what they’ve just witnessed.))) Simon: I know Sonny personally in my career, and we’ve not seen eye to eye, but that was just sick. Gardiner: That wasn’t supposed to happen, Tuttone is probably dead now, this just can’t be happening… The Banshee’s have gone to far, I’m sick!!! Jordan Gardiner holds his stomach and leaves the play-by-play table, Simon grabs Gardiner who is visible shaking up by what he just saw. Simon realizes that Gardiner has to go, and he lets him goes. **Crowd is stunned** Simon: Ummm… well fans I guess we are going to have to get to our next match!!! (((The cage comes down, but the crowd is a little to upset because of the vulgar display of blood and gore they just saw. The Legend Pac comes out to his music. He walk slowly to the cage, but Chad Allen interferes even after what he saw. Allen takes him to the guardrails, then the outside of the cage, pounding his face into it with tremendous force. Finally Chad throws him into the cage, and shuts the door behind him, where the ref locks it.))) The bell rings… Pac Vs. Chad Allen 2 million dollars & in the Steel Cage) Simon: This match has begun early, as Allen nails a spike DDT. My partner in crime has left due to the attack done by one of the Banshees just moments ago, so I apologize. I can’t invasive on how much that just tonight the Banshees have made an impact on the wrestling world. And I can’t tell you how much I want Culture to whip the Banshee he goes against tonight!!! Pac with a punch, Chad ducks it and then does a stun gun. Then locks up behind him with a Buba Buster, then turn over and locks in a full nelson camel clutch. Chad sets it in, but lets go a little early just to snap mare him and lock in a headlock. Simon: Chad is making a point here tonight!!! He could win 2 mil. Chad throws Pac into the ropes and nails a raised HHH knee. Chad then picks Pac up and throws him into the cage, then again into the other side of the cage, then into the turnbuckle 10 times with the crowd kind of counting behind him. Chad then goes to the top and drops a stone cold elbow. Chad with a snap suplex, flips over and mounts some punches. He lets up on the punches realizing that Pac is bleeding already. Chad turns around and quickly climes up the cage, Pac gets to his feet and jerks Chad down, Chad lands crotch first on the rope. He dangles there for a moment, until Pac jumps on the top rope comes off with a drop kick, knocking him off scrapping his arm down the cage. Simon: I just don’t understand, I just can’t get into this match, because of those damn Banshees, it’s a serene feel right now in the arena. But as they say the show must go on!!! Pac does a perfect baseball slide, jamming Chad Allen farther into the steel cage. Pac then drags him out, and sends him into the other side of the steel cage, and then the other, then the other, then WAIT… REVERSE, Chad makes Pac taste some steel. Both men down, after several seconds Chad starts to climb the cage, wanting that 2 million dollars he makes it to the top but his boot’s toes gets caught in the cage giving Pac ample enough time to make it to where Chad is. Almost at the top they trade flair chops, they do this for a while after the crowd gets tired of “Whoo’n”, then Chad Allen shows his athletic ability, and amazingly kicks Pac off the cage, Pac lands hard on his shoulder. Chad is winded after that and he falls like a fly on top of Pac. Both men again stay down for a while but this time both men get up at the same time. They wobble for a little bit till both men’s back touch, they both turn around and start brawling at the same time. **Crowd Pops** They fight hard, and then after a couple of seconds the crowd starts to turn there head. It’s Ivory she’s coming down to ring, Ref Billy Young goes over to stop Ivory from getting anywhere near the cage. They are brawling in the ring, Chad Allen comes out on top, and does a fisherman brainbuster to wow the crowd, he goes for the pin, but after a 10 count he notices that the ref is nowhere in site. He sees that Billy Young is arguing with Ivory on the outside. He goes to the cage to try to get his attention, but he can’t because the fans are screaming for something. PAC CALLS FOR IT!!! Chad turns around, MEXICAN CHIN MUSIC!!! Pac goes for the pin, but after a 10 count he to realizes that BILLY YOUNG is still arguing with Ivory who is inching closer and closer to the cage. Pac gets up and tries to get the refs attention. The crowd again starts to go nutz!!! CHAD ALLEN GETS THE LAST LAUGH ON PAC!!! Chad falls down and starts to crawl for the cage that has been opened for some mysterious reason. Simon: CHAD ALLEN IS ALMOST THERE!!! But Culture from the crowd slams the door shut on Chad, he falls back and Pac with a MASSIVE SPEAR!!! They start to brawl. Simon: This isn’t a wrestling match this is a fight!!! And Ivory is still trying to get in, but it was just a trap, and Culture has started to cause some damage on both these men probably. Billy Young notices that Culture is at ringside, and he goes back, as he is walking back to the ring, he gets pushed into the cage by Ivory. Just then Culture jumps into the cage with a chair he grabbed from the play-by-play area. He comes in and goes crazy with a chair Chad Allen, and Pac starts for the cage’s door, but Culture does a viscous attack with the chair. **Crowd Boos** The bell rings… Simon: What’s going on here??? Samual Buffer: This match has been a double disqualification!!! Simon: That’s just not right!!! (((Scene cuts to the back where EMT’S are taking Sonny to the ambulance, Ashley Thunderstrike is there, so is the hurt KASH.))) Ashley: Sonny are you okay??? Oh please god, please no not another one!!! Kash hugs Ashley as the blood drips off the stretcher!!! The scene is just plain out right gruesome; it makes you think that Sonny isn’t going to make it. They load him up the commotion is just loud!!! (((The scene cuts back on Simon who throws his headphones down, and walks out the entrance way.))) **Crowd Is Confused** Banshee vs Culture Culture comes down to the ring all fired up. Then "Thunderstruck" by ac/dc hits the P.A., as the lights go dim. Green flames fly from the ringposts, as Banshee walks to the ring. Cutllture starts taking it to Banshee before he can even get in the ring. Culture stomps the creature several times, before Banshee rolls back out of the ring. Banshee starts to walk toward the back, but Culture gives chase and catches Banshee, ramming Banshee into the security railing. Culture slaps Banshee across the chest, and then goes to slam Banshee's head into the steps, but Banshee blocks it, and sends Culture into the steps face first. Banshee picks him up, and slams him again, before tossing Culture into the ring. Banshee follows him in, and picks Culture up by his hair. Banshee whips Culture into the corner, and follows with a running boot to the face. Banshee climbs up onto the rope with Culture still in the corner, and starts to give the ten count punch, but Culture hits Banshee with a lowblow, and then slams Banshee on his back. Culture is on fire, as he takes it to Banshee back and forth across the ring. Culture hits a ddt, and then calls for his finisher. Suddenly a second Banshee comes running from the back, and into the ring. Culture catches him, and starts pounding away on the second Banshee as well. The first Banshee is up, but Culture is taking it to both men. He knocks Banshee #2 out of the ring, and then turns on Banshee #1. Banshee #1 is taking everything That Culture has, and still won't go down, but Culture nails a "Thunderbomb"! on Banshee #1! WOAH! Culture just hit the Thunderbomb!!!!! Banshee #1 is down, but Banshee #2 grabs something from underneath the apron, and is back in the ring behind Culture. Culture turns to face Banshee #2, but Banshee #2 pulls a stungun from behind his back and zaps Culture with it!!!!!! Culture goes down. Banshee #1 rolls out of the ring, and grabs a second stun gun, ans a pair of handcuffs. He gets in the ring, and both men start stunning Culture. The ref has called for the bell, and tries to break it up, but he gets stunned as well, and tossed out. Banshee #1 puts the cuffs on Culture, and straps him to the ring post. Banshee #2 slides out grabs 2 steel chairs, and tosses them into the ring, grabbing a mic, before getting back in again. Both men hit Culture in the head with the chairs, Culture is busted open! Banshee #1 takes the mic and starts to speak Ok, We said Tutone would be taken out, and he was! We said Culture would be taken out! He is getting ready to have his career ended, unless another victim will come out and take his medicine in his place. That victim is Billy Kash! Kash's music hits the PA, but he dosen't come out. Banshee #2 hits Culture across the face with the chair again! Banshee#1: We're NOT kidding Kash, Cultures career is gonna end, cause of you! Kash walks out to the ramp!! Kash: Look, you can beat Culture to a bloody pulp, for all I care, I'm not stupid enough to step in the ring with both of you, and your stun guns and chairs. You guys are pathetic, whoever you are, using the late Thomas Thunderstrike's gimmick, to get over on everybody, and taking out people like you are doing him a favor. You're ever harrasing his widow! Banshee #1: Shut up! You want to fell sory for Ashley Thunderstrike? Is that your weakness? Maybe this will get you in the ring then, you coward! A Third Banshee comes out of the crowd, holding another stun gun to the throat of Ashley Thunderstrike, dragging her in the ring as well!!!!! Kash: No, STOP!!!!!!!! The third Banshee laughs at Kash, and zaps Ashley anyway, and pulls out another set of handcuffs, strappng her to the opposite ring post. He picks up the chair, and raises it above Ashley. Kash has seen enough, and storms the ring. He dodges a chair from Banshee #3, kicks Banshee #2, and turns around nailing Banshee #1. Kash turns around, but Banshee #3 connects with the chair this time, and the three men overtake Kash, handcuffing him to the third post. Banshee, hits Culture again, who is starting to move about, and hits Kash in the kneecap with the chair! Again, and again! Kash is screaming in pain. Ashley: Why?!!! Why are you doing this? who are you? The Banshee's start laughing, and each one pulls off their masks. They are Badlander!, Allen Thunderstrike "the Real American", and Earnest Runnels!!!!! Kash: What? Why? ER, we're blood, why? Badlander, Ashley is your sister, and you are disgracing Thunderstrike's name. Allen, especially you, why? If your brother were alive he'd............. About that time, "Thunderstruck", by ac/dc hits the P.A. again, and images of Thomas Thunderstrike's career flash across the FirstBlood-Tron. After "Thunderstruck" finishes playing, "Cocky" by Kid Rock hits the PA, and a 4th Banshee walks out from behind the curtain. The fourth Banshee walks to the ring, and grabs a mic. He looks at Kash, and walks back and forth looking at Ashley and Culture also. He shakes his head, and turns toward Kash. Banshee#4: If Thomas Thunderstrike were here, he'd do "what"? Do you think he would feel embarrased? Do you think he would be angry? Do you think he would feel disgraced? Kash: Well.... He'd... Banshee #4:.....Shutup!!!!!!!! Yes, he'd be embarrased. Embarrased of a slut for a wife, that had him locked away in a mental institute, and drugged to the point he didn't know where he was at. Embarrased that she had a leagle document made up, pronouncing him dead, to gain his part of Thundertone Productions. He'd also be disgraced that his longtime friend and partner, stood by and did nothing to help him. Embarraced that Sonny Tutone took over the NOWA, and his slut wife, Ashley. Embarrased that his "sloppy seconds" and a few dollars was enough to sell him out by someone he once considered a close friend! Angry? Yes, he would be angry. Angry at Ashley. He'd be angry at his ex-friend and bussiness partner, Sonny Tutone. He would be angry at a second rate rookie wrestler, that he took the dirty money from Ashley and Sonny. The rookie that used that money, which was ment to take care of his funural. Money tha was gained by a lie, to try and buy the status of a legend. In fact, he, or rather I..... In fact, I'd be........... Banshee #4 takes off his mask. It's Thomas Thunderstrike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's really Thomas Thunderstrike! Ashley faints! Bobby Black faints! Kash looks like he's seen a ghost. ..........uite angry! Thats right, it's me, alive and well. I wish I couls tell you that this was "the Ultimate" swerve, however, it was not. It was a game of deciet played out by Sonny, Ashley, and you. Now it's time to pay the piper! I'm taking back my 1/2 of Thundertone Productions, including my half of the NOWA! I am NOT gonna run "this" fed because of the shame that greed has brought on it, instead I'm forming my OWN fed, within the NOWA. I'm splitting the fed! They will share the same belts, except for their world titles, and the WCWF will have it's own weekly show! Tutone tried to object, however, he got what he had comming, now it's your turns!!! Thunderstrike turns toward his wife, Ashley, and hands her some papers. Thunderstrike: A few things Ash. First these papers that I just gave you. The first one is a divorce, the second one is a restraining order, and the third is a law suit, oh, and yes, I'm pressing charges. So gentlemen get this witch outa my face. The Police step out, and unhandcuff Ashley from the post, reconnecting her hands in the back, and hauling her off to jail. Kash, first off, I'm stripping you of the WCWF title! Secondly, I'm kickin you're ass! Thunderstrike and the boys, beat up on Kash with those chairs, until he's bleeding unconscience. Thunderstrike, turns toward Culture, and flips him the byrd. Culture, learn to mind your OWN bussiness! Chamberlain knew how to do it, why don't you? Get him too boys! They continue to beat up on both Culture and Kash. Thunderestrike pulls out some lime spray paint, and sprays the NOWA world title belt, with the letter's WCWF, then he sprays it on both men, and even Ashley. There is one more thing I'd like to take care of, Trey Willett, I know you're in the house, come out here. I have something to say to you. Trey comes to ringside, and Thunderstrike meets him in front of the announcers table. Double T kicks Trey without warning, and Thunderbombs him through the announce table! Thunderstrike: Trey, as commishiner of the NOWA, YOU'RE FIRED! "Cocky" by Kid Rock hits the pipes again, as Thomas Thunderstrike, and the rest of the guys, walk off as the show comes to a halt. |
By: B. J. Short (KASH) & Tommy (Thunderstikes) |