10.Chris once surfed during a huricaine.(how stupid can you get)
9. Nsync listens to their own cd all the time.(could you possibly get any more vain)
8.JC sleeps with the stuffed animals that fans throw on stage.(do I even need to comment on this
one)
7.Lance is afraid of bugs.(aww, poor little pretty boy)
6.Justin calls his Mom every day.(can you say momma's boy)
5.Chris's fave holiday is Halloween.(maybe because he doesn't need a mask to scare people)
4.Justin once preformed a New Kids On The Block Song for a talent show. (that explains ALOT
of things)
3.'Nsync has used the same choreographer as Prince and Michael Jackson.
2.Joey once dressed up as superman and tried to fly.(uhhh....)
1.Lance collects antique guns, knives, and beanie babies.(does the word sacrifice come to mind)
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL YOUR At A NSYNC'S HOME
10. The guys are standing infront of the TV watching a BSB video attempting to learn their dance moves.
9. Joey writing his phone number down on tons of notecards to give to the contestants at the next beauty pageant.
8. A BSB poster with Nsync's heads taped onto the BSB's bodies.
7. Strands of yarn from Chris's hair.
6. Bottles of bleach and perm solution laying everywhere.
5. SPF 600 sunscreen
4. A superman costume hanging in a closet.
3. Britney Spears
2. The book "A Complete Idiot's Guide To: Copying The Backstreet Boys.
1. Lou Pearlman standing on a chair screaming, "YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF NOTHING!!! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS?!?!
Top Ten Uses for a Nsync CD if you get it as a gift
10.Cookie dough cutter
9.Coaster
8.Burn it
7.Oh, I love that pretty New Years confetti. Where did you get it?
6.There's gotta be a way to record songs on that CD
5.A mouse pad (you might want to use it face-down)
4. Snap it into small pieces and tape them to an antenna (I don't know if it gives you good reception, but it's worth a try.)
3.Sell it to a teenybopper who doesn't have it (they'll pay ANY price for it!)
2. Any darts to throw at your new "dartboard?"
1. Play the CD backwards and see if there are any hidden messages in it (maybe you can find the sounds of Justin and Lance fucking together)
Top Ten Things To Do At an Nsync Concert
10. hand out barf-bags to the unsuspecting parents and guardians who were dragged to the torture chamber, I mean concert.
9. Find out where the tour bus is and spray paint ktbspa on it
8. Run around draped in Backstreet Boys Memorabilia.
7. Write discusting and abusive things about Nsync on a sign.
6.TP the tennybopper crowd
5. Spray fake blood on your shirt and stumble around....you'll make the newspaper, where you can diss nsync at free will
4. Start a mosh pit
3. If you are on the floor, throw things at nsync....Teddy Bears weighted with bricks.
2. Try to climb onstage with a baseball bat... really a gift for Justin...
1.Get drunk and run aroung in a wonderwoman costume, screaming that you could take SuperJoey down any day.
Top Ten Reasons Justin and Britney Should Get Married
10. To make all N SYNC fans mad.
9. So scientists could see what happens when cross-breeding occurs.
8. To make all N SYNC fans mad.
7. They could move both of their houses together and have a double-wide!
6. To make all N SYNC fans mad.
5. Their children..a NEW generation for us to make fun of!
4. To make all N SYNC fans mad.
3. So Justin fans would stop signing their names "_____ Timberlake"
2. So Justin will shut up with the "Single and ready to mingle" crap.
1. So the tradition of lip synching can continue!
JOBS FOR 'N SYNC
10. Poster boys for bands with no talent
9. Scarecrows
8. Their music can be used as a form of the death penalty
7. Extras in "The Creatures from the Black Lagoon"
6. Spice Girl look alikes singing show tunes in Vegas
5. Cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys
4. Back up singers for Barney and Friends
3. McDonald's employees. Would you like fries with that?
2. Bouncers at a gay club. Frisk me, Guido!
1. Their pictures can be used as birth control devices
Top 10 Problems Nsync Frequently Have
10. Applying the plastic dicks
9. Choosing which bras and panties to wear
8. Denial about the whole BSB copy issue
7. The urge to flash their chests
6. The urge to go shopping for laungere
5. Bad headaches from putting up with obsessed teenyboppers
4. Constipation
3. Puting on makeup
2. Nasty rashes from dancing with chairs too often
1. Horniness from men
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