What is Orlando Bloom's favourite flower?
C-Orli-flower (cauliflower).

What does Orlando and a flowering rose bush have in common?
They are both in full Bloom.

What is Orlando's favourite clothing brand?
Orlando. (Formal mens wear brand that really exists.)

What happens when Orlando is trapped in the basement of a burning house?
Blackburn Down.

What will Orlando do when he sees a shark?
Go Wilde and start shooting his elven arrows and M-16.

Which part of Orlando will be eaten first by the shark, and why?
His head. Because legolas (Legs Go Last).

What did Legolas say to Elessar when the King was on his deathbed?
So long, Aragon-er.

These jokes have been contributed by Merlin. The Wizard says: "I don't really know what Orlando's favourite vegetable and clothes are, so please take things with a pinch of salt. They're mostly puns, and I'm sorry if they have offended anybody. It was all done in the name of fun. No hard feelings, and if Orlando is reading this, :-)"

  If you have any more Orlando jokes to crack, send them over to webmaster@orlandobloommalaysia.zzn.com And you'll get credit for it. By the way, Merlin, I doubt Orlando will be reading this anyway. ;)