Ode to Orlando (by Merlin)

Tall and fair as an elven prince,
shoots arrows into girl's hearts
and makes orcs wince.
Fans everywhere screaming his name,
he has nothing to lose and so much to gain.

Not a knight in shiny amour,
but a khaki-clad soldier,
not as romantic, but much better.

Orlando divine,
apple of many eyes,
do you understand how many hearts are sore?
Because all you did was sign their books
when they evidently wanted more.

But I'm sure you'll know,
with all that fan mail you can show,
We won't forsake you. So
even though there are plenty other fish in the sea,
we still know
none can compare with our darling Orli!

ORLANDO (by Glorfindel)

Ocelot-like grace,
Refinement in his face,
Legolas he plays,
And Private Blackburns too.
No one can compare to him,
Desperate us,we dream of him, Oh, Orlando! Why do I want you so?