Consider this: Have you ever stopped and thought to yourself "Why, if I had a beer right now, life would just melt into perfection..." At home. The Office. The SO's jail. Wherever. And as you thought this, did you wonder if there were others like yourself? Well, fortunately there is a support group for those that have half a mind to abandon the corset of the daily grind and enjoy camaraderie between friends, some pints and a trail. It's called Hashing.

Hashing began when a couple of British officers , during WWI, got fed up with being Hoity-toity tight asses, took a dose of fuckitol and set out to enjoy a trail and some beers to the end at a place they lovingly referred to as the Hash House in Kuala Lampur. They did not recognize rank or rules and got so soused that they decided to try it again. Then someone blabbed and it spread like mono at church camp to all parts of the world, evolving into the kennels in every major city around the globe we know today.

As the love child of fellowship and debauchery, hashing is a mosaic of rich traditions, silliness, crunkitude, and a little exercise to boot. Anyone can join and your first trail is free. Sound like fun?  We hash most every Saturday and social on Wednesdays. Check our schedule below for our next event.

See you at the hash.
ON-ON!

There will be beer, boobs, beer, shiggy, beer, gimmies, beer, shenanigans, and more beer!
                              
Pub Crawl:  8:00pm, Friday, March 20th – Campus Corner in Norman
Green Dress Run: Afternoon, Saturday, March 21st – Start Location on NW Expressway in OKC
Hash “Lock-In” Event: Evening, Saturday, March 21th at a private building with heated pool! Bring your sleeping bags and swimsuits!

Breakfast & Hang Over Hash:  Sunday Morning March 22nd after we all recover from the previous night!
Get all this for the low, low price of $45.  This price includes beer, t-shirt, breakfast, sleeping area and pool rental, and other various goodies.

The Hash “Lock-In” Event will be at former YWCA building owned by a relative of a hasher, so please be considerate of the property and area.  The site contains plenty of space to crash, a heated pool, and hot tub.  All you will need is a sleeping bag/air mattress and a swimsuit (optional).  Breakfast will be provided Sunday morning. 

You can download the .doc and follow the instructions or follow the link below to register online.