| QUOTATIONS |
| Advice |
Religion |
Friendship |
| A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. |
An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. |
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. |
| Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. |
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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| Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
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Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried.
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
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| Beware of small expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
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Faith is believing what you know ain't so. |
A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.
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| Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him/her by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
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| Never go to bed angry. Always stay up and fight. |
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. |
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.
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| Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. |
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him/her by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
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| Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.
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We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
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| There is no point at which you can say, 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.'
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I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
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Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject. |
| Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. |
Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.
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