Title:Um...How did THIS happen again?
Author:Kora
E-Mail:WinterViolet24@aol.com
Rating:PG
Disclaimer: Wolf Boy and the Slayer are not mine, they are property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy, lucky them.

Spoilers: After Lovers' Walk, kind of an alternate ending I added too. In which Xander and Willow become a couple after all.

Summary: This is a response to Lori's challenge, which is (and I quote): 'Oz has to baby-sit his cousin (Jordy) but is having a hard time controlling him, so he calls Buffy for help. Should include a pillow fight and other things to keep a little kid busy. It's boring, but it'll work.'

Distribution: The Slayer and her Wolf site, anyone else who wants it just has to ask.

Feedback:PLEASE!!!!!!
Author's Notes: This is my first fic to this list (WolfSlayer), so please be gentle and please send feedback!

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Part 1

"And make sure he gets he cleans his room! And don't let him watch 'Melrose Place' or any of those other dirty programs that come on the t.v sometimes! He can watch 'Power Rangers' but make sure he's in bed by 9:30!" Oz's Aunt babbled as her husband tried to drag her out the door.

"Don't be ridiculous, Maureen! The boy knows what he's doing!" Oz's Uncle groaned in annoyance as he grabbed his wife's shoulder. Edging her out the door.

"Don't let him leave his action figures on the steps! Ken almost broke his neck the last time we went out! And if you want, you can invite your little girlfriend over. What's her name? Willow?" Aunt Maureen asked and Oz winced.

"Maureen!" Uncle Ken snapped, and whispered harshly in her ear, "They broke up? Remember!"

"Oh," Aunt Maureen dragged out, blushing, "I'm so sorry Oz, honey! I forgot. Still, you're a young man and I hate to lock you up with our little monster all alone."

"It's okay, Aunt Maureen. I told you, I wanted to baby-sit him." * Anything to get my mind off Willow*, he thought.

"Well, it still doesn't seem right. If you want you can have a friend come over. Don't have a party or anything but, " Aunt Maureen was interrupted by Uncle Ken's annoyed cough as he pointed to his watch. She sighed, "All right. I think that's it then. Ken and I should be back around midnight or so. I hope you guys have fun. Jordy! Do you want to come give your Mommy a hug!"

Jordy ran out wearing a Freddy Kreger mask and gloves with fake claws on them.

He jumped into his mother's arms, and Oz laughed, "And you said he was a little monster."

Aunt Maureen smirked and peeled back the mask to see a fresh faced five year old with brown hair and big blue eyes. She kissed his cheek and set him back on the floor, "You be good for your cousin Oz, okay?"

"'Kay." The little boy mumbled and pulled the mask back on, running away again.

"Bye, Oz!" Uncle Ken said as he practically lifted Maureen to the car. Oz waved good-bye to them and shut the door.

Jordy squealed and ran around in circles. Oz sighed and leaned against the door. Here it was, a Saturday night, and he was baby-sitting his little werewolf cousin.

*Thank goodness it isn't a full moon*, he thought with a smile, then frowned again. Willow was probably out with Xander.

Oz ran a hand through his hair and growled. *I thought I agreed with myself not to think about Willow for the night?* Still, it was impossible not to think of her. Her green eyes. Her red hair.

"Mwahaha!" Jordy cried and jumped on top of Oz, smacking him in the chest with the fake claws.

"Ow!" Oz squeaked, more in suprise than in any pain.

"You're dead!" Jordy giggled.

"I am? I wasn't aware. Well, what do dead people do?" Oz asked.

"You lie on the floor with your tongue sticking out while I find other victims." Jordy explained calmly.

"Gotcha." Oz said and let out a gasp, collapsing to the cold, wood floor. Rolling his eyes up in his head and letting his tongue hang out. Jordy clapped his hands in enjoyment then saw his dog, Cookie, walking into the kitchen.

"A new victim! Mwahaha!" Jordy laughed and chased after the dog. Oz waited until his cousin was gone before he got back up. If things kept going this way, his night was going to be easy.

"NO!" Jordy screeched in pure agony, "I don't wanna take a bath!"

"Jordy, it says her on the list your mom left me that you have to take a bath and clean your room and you're going to do both!" Oz growled in annoyance.

"But I want to watch 'Power Rangers'!" Jordy screeched.

"Tough cookies! You're taking a bath!" Oz muttered and picked up Jordy.

"You can't make me! I HATE you!" Jordy whined and kicked Oz hard in the stomach.

Oz grunted, but didn't let him go. Jordy then bit his finger, hard. "AH!" Oz released Jordy, who scurried off.

"That little.." Oz hissed and looked at the blood the oozing out of the deep cut.

* And to think, in a way, this was how my whole business with Willow started. Jordy bit me last time I saw him and I became a werewolf. And Willow's boyfriend*

"Not anymore," he whispered and went to the bathroom to get a Band-Aid. *What am I going to do? I have to get Jordy to calm down and do what he's supposed to or Aunt Maureen will freak! And, more importantly, I HAVE to stop thinking of Willow! *

Oz groaned in annoyance, "What to do, What to do!" * Well, Aunt Maureen said I could have a friend come over if I wanted. *

But who?
He thought of all the people he knew. Devon was on a sking trip. Cordelia was..he didn't WANT Cordelia over, she'd whine more than Jordy. Giles would bore Jordy to sleep, which would be good, but frankly Oz felt stupid calling the librarian over. And of course, Willow was with XANDER. So that was two birds with one stone. There was always Buffy....

"Buffy, " he said softly to himself, "why didn't I think of her?"

Oz never thought much of Buffy. She had always been the Slayer, Willow's best friend. He'd always been so focused on Willow that he never saw anyone else.

He almost even couldn't remember well what Buffy looked like. It had always been Willow.

"If she isn't hunting Vamps. Maybe." Oz went to the phone but realized he didn't know her number at all.

*Now what is her last name? Kane? Miller? Geller? No, wait. It's the same last name as that chick who played the mom on 'Step by Step.' Now what was her name? Carol...no, that was the characters name. She was on 'Three's Company' too. WHAT WAS IT! Suzanne..Sommers. Suzanne Sommers? Summers! That's it! That's Buffy's last name! *

Oz rushed to the phone book and flipped through the pages. There were at least a hundred Summers in the book. *Okay. Now let's see. What was her Mother's name? I remember Willow mentioning it. It was a homey name. Like Jane or Martha. Or Joyce. Wasn't it Joyce?*

Oz found a Joyce Summers and picked up the phone taking a deep breath, "Well. Here goes nothing..."

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The Summers Household

'My Lullaby,

Hung out to dry,

What's up with that?

It's over'


*It IS Over* Buffy thought as she listened to the Natalie Imbruglia song, 'Smoke' on the radio.

*Angel and I, we are over. He's just like smoke. He's disappeared from my life* she thought and shook her head.

"No! I'm not going to do this!" She shouted to herself, "Not anymore! It's time I stopped crying and hanging my head and moved on! I've lost Angel, but that doesn't mean my life has to end! I'm strong, I'm tough and I'm going to find someone else!"

As if on cue, Buffy's mother called up to her, "Buffy! There's some strange boy on the phone! He wants to talk to you."

"Boy?" Buffy wondered.
*Angel?*
She picked up the phone, "Hello?"

"Buffy. It's me. You know..Oz."

"Oz? Oh hi!" Buffy said, shocked to hear from Willow's boyfriend. *Ex-boyfriend * she thought and cringed.

"Listen, I was wondering if you were busy tonight."
"No. Why?"
"Well, I'm babysitting my cousin Jordy and he's getting a bit out of hand. Maybe you could help me out." Oz said, hoping he didn't sound completely stupid.

"Let me think," Buffy said and held the phone as she thought about it. * Baby-sit with Oz or mope about Angel*

"Sure. I'd love to help, I mean if I can slay vampires every night than a little boy should be no problem, right?"

Oz chuckled, "Yeah. Keep telling yourself that."

Oz gave Buffy the directions to Jordy's house and said, "I look foward to seeing you."

"Same here." Buffy said and hung up, feeling strange.

* I bearly know him* she thought. And his cousin?
Still, it was much better than sitting at home.

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Part 2

Buffy's Mom let Buffy take the car for once and Buffy drove to K-Mart first. She had done several baby-sitting jobs in her day and knew just what to do to keep kids in control. She had asked Oz over the phone about any type of toy Jordy might like.

"The red power ranger. He's always wanted that. I remember going with my mom to five stores looking for that dumb thing."

Buffy was lucky enough to find that 'dumb thing' and quickly purchased it. She soon found herself on the front door step of a large, expensive looking house.
She looked herself over. Nervous for some unfathomable reason. And finally found the courage to knock.
Oz came to the door looking haggard and felt his eyes widened a bit at the sight of her.
He had never looked past Willow and for the first time he saw another attractive member of the female species.

She was a little taller than him, but then again, most people were. Her blonde hair was short and to her shoulders, every piece in place. She wore a short, lilac colored dress and a sliver necklace with a heart on it and matching earrings. But the most fascinating, and attractive, feature she had were her eyes. They were a most beautiful blue. A color of blue he had never seen before. He was so use to Willow's emerald depths that blue was a startling and refreshing color.

He realized he was staring and shook his head in embarrassment, "Please, please come in."

Buffy stepped in with a small smile.

Jordy, who had up to this point been hiding all over the house avoiding Oz, now came out and looked up at Buffy.

"Wow. She's pretty."

Buffy giggled, "Thank you. Jordy, right?"

Jordy nodded and Buffy held out a hand, "I'm Buffy."
"That's a funny name." Jordy replied.
"Hey! Do you think Jordy's a normal name?"
Jordy nodded quickly, "Yup! But it's okay that you have a strange name, you're still pretty. Are you Oz's girlfriend?"

Oz felt two emotions at once, a pang of sadness as his thoughts drifted to Willow and a sudden unexplainable blush at the idea of dating Buffy.

"No, I'm his friend. Can I be your friend, Jordy?" Buffy asked sweetly.
Jordy sized her up, "I guess. But not a good friend because you're still a girl."
Buffy nodded, "Well that's good enough for me. Now, how would you like to play a game?"
Jordy smiled in interest, "What kind of game?"

"It's called 'If we do, you do'. The rules are simple. If we do something you want, then you have to do something we want."

"What if I don't want to do what you want?" Jordy asked suspicious.
"Then you lose and you don't get the prize."
"What's the prize?"

Buffy reached into her purse and pulled out a red power ranger.

Jordy gasped, "The red power ranger is my FAVORITE! How did you know?"

"Oh a little wolf told me." Buffy said, looking over in Oz's direction. Oz grinned and blushed again.

*What the heck is wrong with me? Why am I acting so stupid?* Oz wondered, annoyed with himself.

"Now, it's your turn first. What do you want to do?" Buffy asked.
"Um..I want to eat some ice cream."

"Jordy, your mom said you weren't supposed to have any sweets." Oz replied.

"I don't remember YOU being in this game! I still hate you 'cause you tried to make me take a bath!" Jordy said and stuck his tongue out at Oz. Jordy turned big, puppy dog eyes on Buffy, "Can I PLEASE have some ice cream, Buffy?"

Buffy smiled, "I'll ask Oz, he's the referee of this game."
Buffy took Oz's arm gently, and whispered in his ear, "Look, just give him a little ice cream. After he eats it, it's our turn to make him do what we want."

Oz raised an eyebrow, "You mean taking a bath?"
Buffy nodded.
"You're tricking my cousin into taking a bath?"
Buffy nodded again.
Oz smiled widely, "I think I love you, Buffy Summers."

Jordy burped loudly as he finished his last spoonful of ice cream and Oz said gently to Buffy, "You're not going to tell my Aunt Maureen I gave him ice cream are you?"

"Nah. Besides, it was only two scoops. I know enough about kids to know that sugar is a deadly mixture. A little is okay, too much and they never sleep. I figure this will be enough to make him have enough strength to take a bath and clean his room."

"So we're also going to trick him into tiring himself out?" Oz asked and couldn't keep the smiles off his face, "I think you're the greatest baby-sitter alive."

Jordy looked up at Buffy, his face covered in chocolate ice cream, "Done!"

"Very good, now it's Oz and I's turn to do something we want."

"What?"
"We want you to take a bath."
"A bath!" Jordy whined.
"Now come on, Jordy. It's not that bad. And if you do it, you get this closer to getting a new power ranger."

Jordy frowned, '"Okay. But only because I want the power ranger!"

The trouble of getting a five year old to take a a bath is larger than one might realize. It involves getting a wriggling body out of his clothes, then turning on the water which can neither be too hot nor too cold but just the perfect mixture of the two.
Then there's adding the bubbles, because no child wants a regular bath, it HAS to be a bubble bath! And making sure that the shampoo and conditioner come out in small amounts, not enough to get in the eyes, ears, mouth, or nose.
Before long, Oz and Buffy were exhausted and soapy and Jordy was squeaky clean and hyper.

They stood in Jordy's messy room now and Buffy sighed,"All right, Jordy. It's your turn." Buffy said the words wearily, wondering what fate was about to befall them. *And I thought fighting demons and vampires was tough. *

Jordy's lips pressed tightly together, "How about..," he grabbed a pillow from his bed and smacked Oz with it.

"Hey!" Oz cried out.

"PILLOW FIGHT!" Jordy screeched and began to pelt Oz ruthlessly.

Buffy got another pillow and rushed to Oz's rescue. She managed to knock Jordy off of Oz.

Oz grabbed a pillow and hit Jordy, "Thanks, Buffy."

Buffy smiled, "Welcome."

"But you know what they say," Oz said as he lifted the pillow high in the air, " all's fair in war and pillow fights!"

He smacked Buffy with the pillow, feathers flying out. Jordy giggled and hit Buffy, then Oz, and then, by accident ,himself.

The room filled with giggles and squeals as the energy returned to Buffy and Oz and they fought each other and Jordy with the pillows that had begun to spill feathers everywhere.

Buffy was pelting Oz and he dropped his pillow, falling on the bed, put up his hands, "I surrender!"

"I take no prisoners!" Buffy laughed and hit him again.

He grabbed another pillow from the bed, and whirled around, hitting Buffy, "Your choice."
Oz had the upper hand on Buffy when Jordy hit Oz hard in the knees. He lost his balance and fell forward, crashing on top of Buffy. They both chuckled as they landed on a small pile of dirty clothes and feathers. Suddenly the humor and air was sucked out of the room. Replaced by something more serious.

Buffy looked deep into Oz's eyes and found herself gulping, feeling uncomfortable.

He had such wild green eyes and his face was so handsome.

Oz too, was trapped in her appearance. Those blue eyes were so enchanting and his fingers were itching to touch that silk, honey blonde hair.

On top of that, their bodies were pressed tightly together and they could both feel the outline of the other. And suddenly their gazes drifted to each others' mouths. Their faces drawing closer.

"Your turn."

"WHAT?!" They both shouted and tore from each other, startled.

"It's your turn to make me do something you want. Remember?" Jordy asked, wide eyed.

He didn't understand what had just happened but he thought he'd better stop it.

They had such funny looks on their faces. All serious but melted looking. Jordy had seen his Daddy look at his Mommy that way before they did the most grossest thing on the planet.

They kissed.

Just the thought of kissing made Jordy want to throw up. Oz looked like he was about to get a kiss and so did Buffy. Jordy wanted to save them before they did something they'd regret.

Especially Oz.

*I mean, kissing! And kissing a girl. EW!* Jordy thought.

"Oh-OH! Of course!" Buffy said peeled herself away from Oz.

Oz found himself angry and frustrated which REALLY annoyed him!
*What, exactly, is going on here?!* he thought and ran a hand through his hair.

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