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Quotes
These are funny quotes I've or my friends have said and still laugh about. I am "Moi" of course. "Matt" is my little brother and "Brandon" is my uncle who is a year younger than me. "Mr. Downs" and "Mr. Sorden" are two of my teachers. "LaRae" and "Kim" and "Keely" and "Devin" and "Nana" and "Shane" and "Lucius" and "Tania" and "Don" and "Andi" are some of my friends. Anyone else who isn't mentioned isn't important enough.2003
Dateless:Moi: One time my dad fed Chita a chip and she made theses cruncing noises and my mom heard them and she yelled at my dad!
Damndrew: *to Tania in a love note* You're the flamingo in my hurdle of pidgeons.
8-18-03:
Moi: *trying to sleep*
Tania: *hyper and loud*
Moi: Please please please be quiet! For the love of god!
Tania: Okay...
Moi: Thank you... *tries to sleep*
Tania: ... *ten seconds later* Did ya miss me!?
9-22-03:
Tania: T.A.M. *meant to type T.M.A.*
Don: *thought she was cheating on him with Matt*
Tania: *came to school next day worried that Don didn't believe her*
Don: *wasn't there at that time; at a doctor's appointment*
Rob: You made it worse! *teases Tania twisting her words*
Moi: *faced Robert and Tania*
Tania: *puts head down*
Moi: *turns back around, sees Don sitting in front of her* What the!?!
Don: *not saying hi or anything*
Moi: *taps Robert* Don's here!
Rob: *turns around* Holy crap! He is here!
Tania: *thinks we were lying*
2004
Dateless:Brandon: *touches stuffed bear's tongue*
Matt: Is it wet?
Moi: *dreams* What if the marshmellow's get wet and soggy?
Moi: *dreams, rolls dice, wakes up* Where'd the dice go?
Bender: Did you slip her the hot beef injection? *from Breakfast Club*
Fortune Cookie: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
LaRae: *pulls pillow off my feet*
Moi: *sits up* What, where am I? *goes back to sleep*
Moi: *pats LaRae's head in sleep* Whats this? Oh, sorry...
Brad: *health class* Can someone get crabs on their face?
Lucius: Only if you have a beard or goatee or something.
Mr. Downs: That is just sick and wrong!
Mr. Downs: All I've been doing is feeling like a turd lately.
Moi: Did he just say "all he's been doing is a turd!?"
2005
Dateless:Alex: What a beautiful green pen!
Matt: *scrunches T-shirt into armpits*
Moi: What are you doing?
Matt: I'm drying off all the sweats!
Matt: No, that place has bad *flaps arms* service!
Person: Wanna touch my wenis?
LaRae: We could go to King Soopers, and see Cody and Jason, cause Arvada's really small.
LaRae: Is your name Cody?
Cashier: No, why?
LaRae: Is your name Jason?
Cashier: No, why?
LaRae: Do you know a Cody or a Jason?
Cashier: Yes, why?
LaRae: Just wondering.
Moi: Rae, this will be one of your blonde moments, but people have nametags.
Brandon: Where are my drumsticks!?!
Moi: You still can't find them?
Brandon: Yeah, I've looked everywhere!
Moi: *looks to the side* Oh, here they are!
Brandon: Are you serious!?!
Moi: Is your mom female? *meant to say bus driver*
8-9-05:
Lucius: *runs and jumps on Kenny*
Kenny: *catches* I got myself a man!
8-13-05:
Matt: Mom says the tent is leaking.
Dad: Where?
Mom: Both sides!
Dad: Both sides of where?
Mom: THE TENT!
Matt: *comes back from bathroom in rain in front of tent*
Mom: ARE YOU DONE PEEING!?!
8-25-05:
Mr. Sorden: *has scholarship papers for me*
Shane: *reaches for them*
Mr. Sorden: Not for you, Shane. These are for people who want to go to school.
LaRae: I'ma go to google google google. I'ma go to google google goo!
8-30-05:
Moi: *sees Harley, dirt bike, no Blazer, no truck* Where's the truck!?!
Dad: You're in it.
LaRae: *tickles me but fails* Aww, she turned her tickler off!
9-2-05:
Nana: I smell like a dude! Smell my arm! I smell like ax!
LaRae: Did she just say "I smell like a dude! Smell my arm! I smell like ass?"
9-6-05:
Nana: 12-year-olds are almost preteens!
Mr. Sorden: Rae, what's HTML stand for?
LaRae: World wide-
9-7-05:
Kim: *reads over this list* Who's Fortune Cookie?
9-12-05:
Andi: *to Shane* Why do you wear the same shirt every Monday?
Moi: He orders it by day. That way he knows today is Monday.
9-14-05:
Mr. R: It tickles the back of my neck.
Nana: Feeling aroused, are we?
Mr. R: WHOA!
10-10-05:
Nana: *coughs on a smiley-face fry* I just choked on a happy fry!