SailorMoon and Ranma Cross
(not to mention Dragonballs)

Part V
    Usagi came to around six. Ramna was shaking her. "Come on lazy, time to get your morning exercises in!" Usagi replied with some of the more descriptive language of what Ramna could do with his morning exercises, in a mixture of vulgarities, inquiries into his copular and dietary habits, and his preferred mode of reproductive positions, a red eared Ramna beat a hasty retreat out of Akane’s room. A dismal Usagi staggered behind him, lusting …for coffee.
    Soon Usagi sat dazed and comatose, with her coffee in hand. Soun and Genma cowering in the corner, while she treated them to choice comments concerning their bath room habits, the species of their mothers, their general appearances, and their sexual proclivities, (Separately and in combination), Ramna watched in complete fascination as Usagi reduced the big, buff, rough, and tough Martial Arts Senseis, supposedly able to handle any poor, weak, small female, into seemingly tiny, sniveling, cowering mousies.
    After six cups of coffee, all loaded with sugar, Usagi returned to some semblance of her normally sunny self. She complied with everything Genma and Soun told her to do. And by the end of their Katas session they had regained some measure of self respect. Usagi tripped up the stairs, limber as a rope to take her shower. Once Genma and Soun realized she was gone they bolted to the yard for a game of Shogi. Ramna fell to the wall choked with laughter.
    Akane sat on her bed lacing up her sneakers as Usagi came in drying her incredibly long hair. "Have a nice morning session?", she asked.
    "I did, I don’t know about Soun and Genma, I guess they're not used to teenage girls that early in the morning." She shrugged and went about getting dressed.
 

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    Usagi carefully applied rouge to Akane’s cheek. "Hold still, almost done, there!"
    Akane looked at her reflection. "Wow! See? Ramna called me an uncute tomboy now!"  Usagi had done wonders, Akane’s hair was curled and tied, her make-up was to perfection. She stood and clutched her purse. "Are we ready?"
    Usagi nodded, "Now remember, you don’t look up at the world, the world looks up to you!" she whispered, "I’ll go down first, when I call. Come." Usagi skipped down the stairs.
    Genma and Soun looked up from their endless game of Shogi. Genma whistled, "Wow! Is this the girl who uttered oaths this morning, to gods I can’t name?" Soun said.
    Usagi stuck her tongue out at him. "Get over here, and see your daughter in her moment of glory, where’s Ramna?"
    Genma shrugged. "I don’t know."
    Usagi smiled, "but I can find him. RAMNA! DINNER!"
    Suddenly a salivating Ramna appeared at her side, "Where?"
    Genma blinked, "I’ll have to remember that one."
    Genma and Soun came over to the steps. Ramna realized there was no supper. "AWW Man! I fell for it again!"
    Usagi hushed him, "Now presenting the lovely, radiant, Akane Tendo!" Little fire works exploded behind her and ghostly music began to play. Akane came down the stairs, the sound of three jaws hitting the ground was heard. Usagi stood behind Ramna, noticing he wasn’t about to close his mouth on his own, she placed a finger underneath his chin and pushed his mouth shut. A smile tugged at her lips, "And Kuno gets this all to himself." she whispered into his ear.
    It took Ramna a few moments to register this new information. "What? No way! No way, she’s staying here! No way Kuno gets to see her like this!", he yelled.
    Akane blushed, but didn’t yell at him. "Well, Akane, the cab is here!" Usagi called.
    Akane swept by a shocked Ramna, he could only watch speechlessly as Akane and Usagi went out the door. Ramna blinked, "It’s just a dream. I just ate Akane’s cooking, that’s all.", HE stumbled up to his room.

    Akane and Usagi dissolved into helpless laughter as they got into the cab. "Did you see the look on his face?"
    "Where to?"
    "Kuno Mansion." Usagi directed him.
    "I don’t think so."
    Usagi lifted her eyebrows. "What"?"
    "Just what I said?"
    Usagi’s attention was elsewhere, she gasped and glance into the reflector and saw familiar blue eyes on the cabby’s face. She leaned over to Akane, "When I give the word, open the door and jump out." she whispered. "Now!" Akane opened the door and She and Usagi sprawled onto the grass, "Get up, we gotta run." She yelled.
    Behind, the cab swerved to a stop and a man with curly blonde hair got out. Usagi recognized him instantly. She grabbed Akane’s hand, "Run!" Running in spiked heels is no easy matter, but when forced you can run fast enough to get away, if you don’t step in any holes.
    "My ankle!" Akane screamed.
    Usagi knelt beside her and hefted her up. Jadeite appeared before them. "You’re mine!"
    "Hold it!"
    Akane and Usagi looked up. Jadeite laughed, "who are you?"
    "I am Ramna Soatome of the Soatome school of Anything Goes Martial Arts! Leave them alone!" Ramna held a staff in his hands.
    Jadeite laughed, "Ha! A puny child like you?"
    Usagi felt a presence edge onto her own. A stray cat. There was one chance that Ramna could defeat Jadeite. "Hey Ramna! A cat!"
    Ramna screeched, "Cat! Where ahhh!" HE began to fold in on himself. Then purr? Ramna was down on all fours.
    "The Shiro Neko Ken maneuver! Usagi you’re a genius!"
    Ramna rushed Jadeite, Jadeite managed to get away with three threads across his cheek. "I’ll be back!", he vanished in a cloud of blue flame.
    Ramna-neko came to them. "Hey Ramna!", Akane went to her knees, Ramna-neko bowled her over.
    Then rubbed up against Usagi’s leg and gave her a look that said. Thank you. "You’re welcome.", Usagi scratched Ramna behind his ears. "What are we going to do with you now?",
    Akane knelt and snapped her fingers in front of Ramna’s eyes. "Snap out of it Ramna!", She whispered.
    Usagi blinked, "Let me try this. I saw this on an American TV show once.", She held her two index fingers together and waved them back and forth until Ramna’s eyes followed them, then she abruptly moved them in opposite directions.
    "Ouch! What happened!" Ramna rubbed his eyes. Akane began to laugh.
 

* * *

    Usagi, Akane, and Ramna were gathering up their books and preparing to go home, when Kuno entered the classroom. "Ladies! Where were you yesterday?"
    Usagi sighed, "Our cabby tried to kidnap us."
    Akane nodded, "Yes, but Usagi got us out. Then Ramna showed up and Usagi got him to use the Shiro Neko Ken maneuver to scare him away."
    Kuno came to Usagi, "It seems we owe you a lot. We really must find some time to repay you!" He kissed her hand once more.
    Usagi got a flustered blush across her cheeks. "I..", Suddenly a low buzzing filled the room and the lights faded.
    "What’s going on?" Ramna yelled.
    "I don’t know, but it’s not good!" Kuno answered.
    "How very astute of you. One would be surprised at your talent for stating the obvious. Though I must admit, it is very common in humans." Mist coiled up from no where to form a woman with long red hair, brown on brown eyes, and a long blue dress.
    "Beryl!", Usagi squeaked.
    Queen Beryl gave her a condescending look, "I see my reputation has proceeded me if such a pathetic being has heard of me! You see I have a problem, I am in need of Energy to…"
    "Let loose the Negaforce." Usagi quipped.
    Beryl blinked, "Yes, and between you four there is more than enough. Unfortunately you won’t survive the experience. Give up your energy to the Nega force!" Beryl raised her arms, Usagi shielded her friends with the Ginzuishou. "What the? How are you able to resist my power?" Beryl cried.  Then her gaze fastened on Usagi. "You, I should have known. With you being the one holding the bulk of the energy you would shield them. No worry, you shall watch them suffer!"
    Usagi was thrown to one side and crashed into the wall with a sickening thud. "Usagi!" Akane cried.  She pulled out her mallet "You’re in for it now!"
    Beryl laughed "You go next!" She cast tendrils of dark energy at Akane, they fastened to her and drained her of energy. Akane slumped. "SO weak!", her mallet sputtered out. "Now to get rid of you before you can replenish your supply!" Beryl cried.  A energy ball formed in one hand, before it could hit Akane Usagi pulled herself up from the wall and threw herself before Akane.
    "Over my dead body!", Usagi fell smoking as the ball dissipated after hitting her, she did not rise again.
    "Usagi no!", Akane whispered before she passed out.
    "That one is going nowhere. Time to deal with you two!", Ramna and Kuno braced themselves for the attack.

    Void, then the world explodes into color, for a second, then returns to darkness. *I am Sailor Moon!* the color returns and a heart beat can be heard. One beat, two, then nothing, the void returns. *I am the champion of Love and justice * four heart beats and then silence. *I will right wrongs and triumph over evils* The silence between heartbeats is lessening. *In the name of the Moon.* Now there is no pause between heart beats. IT is firm and steady.  "I’ll punish you!" the thought whispered, the words echoed through the room as if screamed by a thousand voices.
    Beryl looked away from Ramna and Kuno, Akane was up now she had a mallet and was trying to defend Usagi’s body. "What was that?"
    Usagi pushed her upper half up from the floor and looked Beryl in the eyes. "I said I’ll punish you."
    "So, there is life left in you yet! I’ll remedy that!" she laughed. Usagi hauled herself up. The crescent moon on her forehead flared to life. Kuno, Ramna, and Akane gasped. Beryl backed away a step. "How can this be? That is the mark of the Royal Moon family! They died out centuries ago!"
    Usagi held her locket in her hand, "Not in my world. Moon! Crystal Power!" Sailor Moon stood between her friends and Beryl, "I killed you once and I can do it again!"
    Beryl stepped back again. "Who are you?"

    Beryl gasped. "No! I killed you! You’re dead!"
    Sailor Moon grinned, "Didn’t you know? The past comes back to haunt you! You may have killed the Sailor Moon of this world, but not the one from mine! WE Senshi look out for each other. Watch out or we’ll come to get you!" She took up a fighting stance.
    Beryl held out her hands and black lightning fizzed between them. "You have no idea what you’re up against!"
    "Neither do you!" Sailor Moon held her hands open on both sides of her locket and summoned forth the Ginzuishou.
    "NO! The Ginzuishou! It’s impossible! It was shattered years ago!"
    Sailor Moon held her hands up and felt her costume changing into her princess gown. "Cosmic Moon Power! Fight the evil!" Beryl screamed, since she had not melded with Metallia, she was no match for the Ginzuishou in its full glory. She faded away to dust. "Scratch one bitch." Usagi muttered. Her gown faded and she replaced the Ginzuishou back into its niche in her locket. Then she collapsed.

    Usagi found herself back in that red world she had ended up in when Ann and Alan’s Cardian had forced her to de-transform. "Oh crap! Dead again!"
    "Not so, merely out of the picture for a while." As queen Serenity had appeared, Setsuna appeared beside her.
    "For how long?"
    Setsuna shrugged, "Until you decide to go back."
    Usagi looked at Setsuna. "What’s there to go back to? I can’t get home. The mirror won’t work!"
    Setsuna sighed and gestured, a hole appeared, in it she could see the Sailor Senshi. "Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako! It’s them!" the scouts were battling a youma, Prizma and Avery were helping. Soon the Youma was gone. "My senshi." Usagi whispered, she felt a strange motherly feeling towards them. As if she had given birth to them herself.
    "Yes, you woke them up. You trained them, forced them to be the best that they could be. You didn’t know it at the time but you did." Setsuna replied.
    "How so?"
    Setsuna looked at the scouts. "You used a method, unused by most trainers. You made yourself the epitome of everything they didn’t want to be, they forced themselves to be the best they could be. And as you began getting better, they forced themselves to do so as well. It was a drastic measure, but it worked. You are a success as a trainer. So you moved on, now they will force themselves to grow in your memory."
    Usagi blinked "How? How could I have trained them? I was learning on my own as well!"
    Setsuna nodded "Yes, that is what makes a trainer. You forced yourself to believe in yourself and win. So when more were brought you unconsciously accepted the role as trainer and did so in your own style. From this place you can go anywhere, you could go back to your scouts , or you could go back to Ramna and the others. Their world is without Senshi, someone must go through and bring them out and train them up."
    Usagi looked longingly at her Scouts, now she let herself realize her words. Like Luna and Artemis, she now thought of the as her Senshi. Her children.
    Then the scene changed, her body was laid on a gurney, and she was in an ambulance. Ramna, Kuno, and Akane were riding with her. Akane had her hand on Usagi’s forehead. Tears streamed down her cheeks. Medics were pushing Akane away and pressing defibrillators to her chest. Her back arched and she lay prone once more. Usagi fumed, "Watch it! I don’t have all that much in the way of chests, I don’t need you zapping them off!" she snapped. Setsuna chuckled. Usagi saw the pain written in Kuno and Ramna’s faces, She swallowed. "The scouts don’t need me much anymore. It’s Ramna, Akane, and Kuno who need me now! I’m going back there! Home can wait. They can survive for a while with out me. I will go back soon, but not until after I’m done there!"
    Setsuna smiled. "You have passed the final test. The mirror will now work for you!"
    Usagi did a double take "What?"
    Setsuna smiled, "You have shown that you would not use the Mirror for selfish purposes. That you would not abandon those who would need you most. Now, see the Future of the Scouts and Chibi-Usa’s story."
    Usagi closed her eyes and everything played in her mind like a movie reel. "Somehow, I’m not surprised." she whispered. She opened her eyes. "How do I get back?"
    Setsuna smiled, "Click your heels…"
    Usagi face vaulted. "This is no time for comedy!"
    Setsuna smiled again, "When you get to be my age, you don’t pass up a chance for a lasting joke. There is always time for comedy, your father knew that."
    Usagi looked to Setsuna, "My father?"
    Setsuna nodded, "What did you think? Queen Serenity just hatched you out of an egg?",
    Usagi sweat dropped, "Ah no. Who was my father?"
    Setsuna winked, "That’s for you to find out!" she faded out .
    "Wait! Oh! And they have the nerve to call me aggravating!", Usagi looked at the mirror she just realized she had been clutching it to her chest. "What now? Oh well, might as well…" She looked deep into the Mirror’s liquid surface, she solemnly clicked her heels together and whispered, "There’s no place like my body! There’s no place like my body! Take me to it!" the mirror’s surface rippled and Usagi opened her eyes.

    She was in a white room full of blinking machines. "I knew it. I’ve been abducted!" she groaned and sat up. She looked around the hospital room. Flowers were placed in certain locations, thankfully none of them were roses. She sighed, "Wonderful. What in hell in this?" she looked at the IV on her arm, "Gods I hope that’s anesthetic."
    Suddenly doctors rushed in "She’s awake! It’s remarkable! All traces of brain damage are gone! It’s a miracle! Someone up there likes you to send you a miracle like this!" one told her.
    Usagi looked at him solemnly, "I make my own miracles." she said evenly.
    The doctor ignored her and began puttering with her IV, we can get rid of this now. You’re awake and can eat on your own." he muttered.
    Then Akane, Ramna , and Kuno ran in. "Usagi! You’re OK!" Akane threw her arms around Usagi’s neck . Ramna and Kuno hugged each other and danced around, then realized who they were hugging and jumped back as if burnt. Usagi laughed, it was good to be back.
 
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