Absurd Person Singular

Sidney Hopcroft, an up-and-coming small businessman, who’ll certainly scratch yours if you’ll scratch his

Andrew Leach

Jane Hopcroft, who is really never at ease at parties and feels much more at home in the kitchen

Lesley Wolowiec

Ronald Brewster-Wright, a banker and once vital young man, although you’d never know it now

Kevin Parker

Marion Brewster-Wright, once a very beautiful woman, whose beauty now comes from a bottle (usually Gordons)

Maggie Drake

 Geoff Jackson, a Canadian architect and sexual Flying Dutchman, whose buildings are about as stable as his marriage

Grant Minnes

Eva Jackson, an understandably neurotic but still lovely girl, despite being married to Geoff’s libido

Lynne Gibson

Dick and Lottie Potter, an audibly jolly couple, whom we have the good fortune never to meet

Pat Daly and Pauline Foreman

The Production Team

Director

Jack Burgess

Production co-ordinator

Jackie Herbert

Technical co-ordinator

Jacek Wolowiec

Kitchens R Us team

Tony Gibson, Russell Herbert,

Lights & Sound

Jacek Wolowiec

Props

Jean Burgess

Costumes & Make-up

Lynne Gibson

Ticket sales

Naomi Dunne

Front-of-house

Jan Campbell, Elaine Howell, Jill Cox, Paul Stamp, Chris Bamford