Bruce and Charlie
I met Bruce one day in April,
I fell in love, and then
I met Charlie three months later,
And I fell in love again.
In another age this would have been a sin,
But I'm not Lady Guinivere,
And I'm not Hester Prynne.
I love Bruce,
But I also love Charlie,
Both of them charm and thrill me---
I love Charlie,
But I also love Bruce,
So whatdya gonna do? Kill me?
It's not like it was in grandma's day
Where a girl like me would pay and pay,
But name a bird or name a bee
Who practices monogamy.
I love Bruce,
But I also love Charlie,
Both of them understand me---
I love Charlie,
But I also love Bruce,
So whatcha gonna do? Brand me?
Two loves are clearly better than one,
Two loves are a helluva lot more fun.
And if I should ever reproduce,
I hope one half's Charlie
And the other half's Bruce.
