COLD HARD CASH
COLD HARD CASH
When the passion is over
And the love affair's in the trash,
What it often comes down to
Is cold hard cash.
So from the Rockies to the Pyrenees,
You'll hear complaints which go something like these:Complaint #1
Cold hard cash,
And I didn't have a clue, too;
You'd use my phone
To call Cologne
And, God knows, Timbuktu, too!Complaint #2
When I think of how I got stiffed!
Now I'm in a bind for it;
The car was not a gift!
I'm sorry I co-signed for it.Complaint #3
Cold hard cash
I am gonna flee love---
You said you'd try
For S.S.I.,
I had no idea you meant me, love.Complaint #4
I was part of the working class
And attending classes, too,
While you sat on your ass
And played with other asses, too.Complaint #5
Cold hard cash,
Money is the issue---
You're such a swine!
What's yours is mine---
And that includes the toilet tissue.Complant #6
You turned into a perfect slouch,
Acting like you were gelded, too---
Now you can keep the couch
The one which you seemed welded to.Complaint #7
Cold hard cash---
For that you cry and clamor---
You had your fun,
Now I'm the one
They went and threw straight in the slammer.Complaint #8
Cold hard cash---
When I think of things I loaned you!
Have my lawyers phoned you?
Please do nothing rash
Until you hear about the cold hard cash.
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