How Does One Bewitch the One
That One Wants to Bewitch?
How Does One Bewitch the One
That One Wants to Bewitch?
If I had lived in Salem,
I'd have had an itch there
To really carve a niche there
As the biggest witch there.
They could have burned me at the stake
For subversive voodoo,
But nowadays
What good
Would
That barbecue do?How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?
I'm told that there are formulas in all those old wives' tales
For brews containing eyes of newt and little lizard's scales,
But just try to ask for things like that in stores like Bloomingdale's---
How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?How does one entrance the one that one wants to entrance?
In Dracula those female vamps would always find a way,
Once they stuck their fangs into a neck, the fellow would obey---
But think of me sprouting fangs, Good Lord!, what would my dentist say?
How does one entrance the one that one wants to entrance?You can't use mumbo jumbo
On Campbell's chicken gumbo---
How can I master Circe's magic knack?
When the mirror on the wall
Is asked "Who's fairest of them all?",
I'm lucky that the damned thing can't talk back.How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?
A course on magic spells would be a raving instant hit
Or a special mail house firm which sells a lover's potion kit---
But today if you tried a thing like that, the FDA would shit---
How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?II
How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?
Once I thought I'd found a magic wand---it gave me quite a boost.
I waved it helter-skelter in a manner I deduced,
But not only did it do no good, the dude was almost goosed---
How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?How does one entrance the one that one wants to entrance?
Old Medusa had the kind of clout that every woman should---
Of course it's clear those reptiles made a formidable hood---
But go to a hair salon and you'll be put away for good---
How does one entrance the one that one wants to entrance?How can I get his focus
Without some hocus pocus?
How can I change this bachelor into spouse?
Tell me how to mesmerize
This gorgeous hunk I idolize?
Is there a good witch doctor in the house?How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?
By stories Bacchanalian for years now I've been bugged,
In those orgies in the forest every chick was kissed and hugged,
So I took him to the park one night, and both of us got mugged---
How does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?
Oh, how does one bewitch the one that one wants to bewitch?