20.  "Oops, she did it again."

19.  "Gimme a "B"  Gimme a "U" Gimme a "F"  Gimme a "F" Gimme a "Y"  Gimme a "D" Gimme a "I"  Gimme a "E" Gimme a "D"!!  What does it spell?"

18.  "Do you still love Buffy, Angel?  Of course you do.  Well know how they say love survives through death.  Let's test it out.  Still love Buffy?"

17.  Never tell him.  Just pretend Buffy's still alive using Home Alone techniques like inflatable people and tapes.

16.  "How would you like a puppy called Buffy?  You can protect this one from dying this time.."

15. "Poor Buffy, she never saw that ground comin'.."

14. "Hey Angel, how do you think Cordy will react to the news that Buffy died?  Oh..."

13. Invite him to the funeral, not telling him who's it is and when he gets there and asks who's it is, ask him who he doesn't see present.

12. "Hey look Angel!  We brought you a picture book! See Buffy.  See Buffy run. See Buffy jump.  See Buffy fall.  See Buffy go splat.  Say bye bye Buffy.  Yeah, apparently it's based on a true story."

11.  "How do you think Dawn feel without any family that aren't holidaying with their secretaries left?  What's that you say?  What about Buffy?  Didn't you know?  Last weeks gossip.  Yeah, Buffy went to meet her rather smushy end."

10. "Remember this whole year you've been obsessed with a little blonde who died for a bit and then was reborn?  Well guess what you're doing this year.."

9.  "Good news or bad news?  Good news is Buffy broke up with Riley like ages ago.  Bad news, she sorta broke herself..."

8.  "Remember last time Buffy died?  Well this time she's not gonna get to say 'I may be dead, but I'm still pretty' because she's sort of never coming back this time."

7. "Angel, I have something to tell you.. Lets talk about this hypothetically.  Would you be hypothetically upset if I told you a hypothetical Slayer called.. Ruffy died?  Oh, you would?  Well in that case I don't have anything to tell you."

6.  "Angel.. Buffy died to save the world.. But at least she's still pretty.  No, I mean it!  She wasn't a big splatty mess!  Honest!!"

5.  "We've got a poll going on how long Buffy's gonna last.  Cordelia called two more years, Wesley call 18 months and Gunn picked 'already dead' for you.  So guess what, you've won!"

4.  "Let's play a game.  On one bit of paper I'll write, 'Buffy died.  Saving the world.  Alot' and on the other I'll write 'Give Cordelia a raise'.  OK, what bit of paper do you want?"

3.  "Buffy told you to live... live for her.  Huh?  Why would she say that?  I dunno?  Famous last words?  Oops.."

2.  "Know how Buffy liked kicking alot?  Well now she's kicked the um.. Kicked the proverbial bucket."

1.  "Angel, don't brood or anything but Buffy died."