20.  After hitting someone, growl, 'that guy just bugs me' and if someone hits you, say 'now THAT I respect'.

19.  After sleeping with someone, run out screaming BUFFFYYYYY and then kill a prostitute in the alley.

18.  Then scrawl Was it good for you too?  on the wall in blood.

17.  When some offers you answers for the big exam coming up, smile and say "No.  But thanks, for the offer."

16.  You constantly refer to your two closest buddies as 'Drusilla' and 'Spike'; occansionally 'Dru' and 'Roller boy'.

15.  To give you flatmate a message, you don't use paper.  This kind of message involves 'find the bodies of all your friends'.

14.  Call you friends 'Lover' and tell them they look 'spiffy'

13.  When breaking up with your latest beau and he's taking it hard, grab their shoulders and growl, "You're hoping there's still something deep down inside that remembers and loves you."

12. Your friend called you for support when her boyfriend dumped her.  You moan and sneer "Dream on school girl.  Your boyfriend is dead.  And you're all gonna join him."  Before bursting into hysterical, demonic laughter.

11.  When cracking open a bottle of champagne, you roll your neck and dead pan, "I never get tired of doing that."

10.  You wear leather pants and a duster, like all the time.

9.  You can recite the "Passion" monologue off by heart.

8.  Find the nearest blonde chick and stalk her mercilessly.

7.  Despite the fact you don't smoke, you take a drag off your friends and say "Feel just fine..."

6.  When bored, you growl "We'll have our Armageddon, I swear" and smash your in laws crystal bowl off the wall.

5.  When playing, and winning, at monopoly, you taunt your friends, "No weapons, no friends, no hope.  Take all that away and what's left?"

4.  You spend hours in front of the mirror perfecting the Angelus smirk before you realised you're not supposed to reflect.

3.  You're over at your friends place, looking at her collection of art.  You roar - "WOW!  Remind me to get the name of your dealer before I kill you."  Be afraid, be very afraid.

2.  You resolve never to go to Romania and hate gypsies. 

1.  You bring home a heart for Valentines Day.  When your frightened and digusted girl/boyfriend asks where you got it, you say that "I found it in a quaint little shop girl"