The Psi Corp Anthem
	Posted by cScott on April 19, 1998 at 03:26:31: "Psi Corps Anthem" by Al Bester (to the tune of "Camp Grenada" by Alan Sherman) Corps is Mother, Corps is Father Can't escape it, so don't bother We will help you with your training And we'll change your mind if you feel like complaining. Welcome to our Psi Corps city Don't our wall plaques look so pretty They're not just for decoration Cause they help assure complete indoctrination. Students test their mental power They must practice for an hour This may seem like barbarism But it's better than the risk of aneurysm. Some rogues try to terminate you And the mundanes fear and hate you It's confirmed by propaganda Verified by our internal memoranda. Who would leave, our safe protection He just needs, some redirection Bring him home, try not to hurt him So that we can fix his troubled mind. Now we go, before the mundanes interfere This is our problem, make it clear don't need them to stay Just keep out of our way. Now we've tracked him, to that station (Such a source of irritation) But the sooner we are starting Then the sooner we are happily departing. Our lost rogue is reunited, With the family he has slighted, We'll forgive him and embrace him Not the mundane though, we'll have to hyper-space him. *cScott's Babylon 5 Parodies --------------------------------------------------------------------
	Bester is a Psi Cop
	Posted by friendlou on May 04, 1998 at 23:20:57: (May be sung to the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas") Oh, Bester is a Psi Cop, as ruthless as can be He is the meanest S.O.B. that you will ever see If you should ever meet him, take heed to what I say -- Do not incur his wrath, my friend, or you will rue the day Well, Bester hunts down renegades, wherever they may roam It's really for their own good, that Bester brings them home Now, you may run away, my friend, elude him if you can If anyone can find you, Al Bester is the man Oh, Bester is a telepath -- yes, he can read your mind So think good thoughts about him, or he will not be kind And if he makes you suffer, you have my sympathy It really is too bad, my friend, but better you than me He calls the Corps his Momma, he calls the Corps his Dad He surely is the best son, that Psi Corps ever had He loves his fellow telepaths, they're one big family But as for mundane normals, they're not his cup of tea Too bad about Ms. Winters, we thought that she'd go far But Mister Bester's got her brain -- I've heard it's in a jar Now, Bester doesn't keep such things, as a general rule But when it comes to Talia, he's a sentimental fool Oh, Bester is a Psi Cop, as ruthless as can be He is the meanest S.O.B., that you will ever see If you should ever meet him, take heed to what I say -- Do not incur his wrath, my friend, or there'll be hell to pay ! -----------------------------------------------------------------------
	He's always a Psi Cop to Me
	Posted by Dairai on May 08, 1998 at 02:01:22: He can kill with his mind He can wound with his eyes He can ruin your faith With his casual lies And he only reveals What he wants you to see He hides like a child But he's always a good man to me He can bring you to life He can take you or leave it You will not want the truth But he'll make you believe it And he'll take what you give him As long as it's free He steals like a theif But he's always a good man to me Oh, he takes care of himself He can wait if he wants He's ahead of his time Oh, and he never gives out And he never gives in He just changes his mind And he'll promise you more Than the Garden of Eden Then he'll carelessly cut you And laugh while you're bleeding But he'll bring out the best And the worst you can be Blame it all on yourself Cause he's always a good man to me Oh, he takes care of himself He can wait if he wants He's ahead of his time Oh, and he never gives out And he never gives in He just changes his mind He's frequently kind Then he's suddenly cruel But he can do as he pleases He's nobody's fool And he can't be convicted He's earned his degree And the most he will do Is throw shadows at you But he's always a Psi Cop to me.- (Billy Joel song called "Always A Woman". I haven't sang it the right way for three years now...) The Psi Corps is my friend, Dairai ;)

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