| Can't You Earthers Control Your Cats? |
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Can't you Earthers control your cats? (nt) - Londo 16:52:28 5/18/98 (2 replies) |
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Oh, HOw CATty. The FUR is FLYING now!!! Space a Cat?? The now CATerwauling members of The FFCCS Wannabes CATergorically state the Fur Balls will follow you and yours for eternity.... - The More-than-slightly Peeved and CAThectic Gardener 20:56:26 5/18/98 (1 reply) The CATouse that your post has caused is accompanied by a CATaclysm of CAThartic reactions resulting in a household CATastrphe, the descriptions of which are too sCATalogical to CATegorize. You, SIRS. are no feline CATer-cousins. You are hereby banished to the CATacombs, which are inhabited by the CATerans Guild, who have now inherited a FUR DEBT. They will stalk you FURtively. You are the CATalyst that has served to unite them in a CATholic purpose this universe has never seen. Do not CATnap. Or your worlds will be CATapulted in to oblivion. Gardener Who is sharpening her WeedWhacker | ||||||||||
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We do not fear the Centauri... - Stephen, Patron Saint of the Flying Feline Clawed Combat Squad 21:08:48 5/18/98 (2 replies) .... since they concider a 'duck' to be a 'cat'. The Daffy Brigade might have a problem with them though...... As for the Vorlons... they may have forcefields to protect themselves from PPG blasts, but I don't think they could withstand a sustained attack from the sharpened claws of the FFCCS! Regards, - Saint Stephen |
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Cat, duck, "zooty-zoot-zoot" -- You earthers are very good at being inscrutable when you want, yes? (nt) - Londo 08:44:57 5/19/98 (0 replies) |
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CATdom still takes offense because they believe that "A Cat by any other name...." - The Gardener 21:25:27 5/18/98 (1 reply) And VorlonPet apparently forgot that cats have nine lives. Puts them in the class of THE FIRST ONES, of which VorlonPet is just that, a pet. A mere SHADOW of his masters. Gardener |
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Re: CATdom still takes offense because they believe that "A Cat by any other name...." - VorlonPet 14:45:53 5/19/98 (0 replies) So I'm VorlonPet; its just a name, I didn't want to be known as Kosh for goodness sakes. Do you know how annoying it is with that "We are all Kosh" bit? -VorlonPet Ps. Anyway, IRL I've been a member of Cat Lovers of America for three years and do also make yearly contributions to ASPCA - so thppppth to you. |
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We tried spacing them before, but more just keep on showing up...(nt) - VorlonPet 19:11:36 5/18/98 (2 replies) |
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Then WHY in the name of Hades did you mention spacing them? - The ROTFLOL Gardener who DESPARATELY needs a vacation 18:48:33 5/19/98 (1 reply) I get sick when I hear of the mean things people do to animals. (We are stewards of this Earth; it is NOT ours to exploit.) I'm glad you mentioned that movie. I've never seen it and probably never will. As a cat lover living in THE SOUTH, I hear SO many crude remarks about cats (and animals in general.) Your message just tripped a circuit in my brain. ZAP! I wasn't angry at all, just peeved. If I had been really angry, I would not have put as much work in to the post. I probably would not have said anything. And the message could have been entirely scatalogical. Some gross thoughts occurred to me. But I wouldn't have meant them and I didn't want anyone to think I was really serious. On the lighter side: I must confess: I broke out the dictionary for this one. A few of the words were new for me. It was fun, though, and educational. I learned something new! As for all the CAT words, I figured y'all needed to be up to your necks in cats.Please, go back and look at the post in the humorous light it was intended. You will see that no one was really threatened. Perhaps someday I'll tell you about Squeak and Whine, FFCCS Wannabes. Gardener Mother to Squeak and Whine |
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Okay..I send out an apology to all the furry creatures and their friends out there, I was temporarly unstable due to a irl conking on the head by a surly freshmen barbie doll wannabe.(nt) - VorlonPet 20:42:39 5/19/98 (0 replies) |
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And might I also add - in the Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail, cats were being smacked against walls in that movie- - VERY Disguntled VorlonPet 14:57:07 5/19/98 (1 reply) As I said before, real or not it was just humor, so was my spacing felines. So don't go clawing my encounter suit over split milk. And just in case, I gave ShadowPet and the Vorlons those spraying water bottles to make sure you frenzied felines don't try anything foolish. - VorlonPet | ||||||||||
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I have heard of split pea soup, but not split milk.... ;-) (nt) - Jeff Pilant 16:40:36 5/19/98 (1 reply) |
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When milk reaches the stage where you can split it, it's definately not worth crying over. (NT) - Inquisitor 13:49:37 5/20/98 (1 reply) |
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Instead, give it to the aliens from Alien Nation (nt) - Jeff Pilant 15:23:59 5/20/98 (0 replies) |
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