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PCW Pool Profiles
Manny Montaro
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Name: Manny Montaro
Alias: "Mantis"
Height: 6'0"
Hometown: M-City (Manchester)
Favourite Gun: Desert Eagle 3.0
Entrance Theme: "Better Than You" - Wreckin' Crew
Special Shot: The Mantis Kuttah
Showers: Twice a day
Playing Style: Reserved Attack (Smart attacking with safety)
Finishing Move: Potting the black
Favourite Jelly Baby: No comment
Celebrity Fans: Slim Shady, Y2J Chris Jericho, Kilroy, Britney Spears, Jeremy Beadle.
Successful Title Defenses: 18
Career Highlights: PCW Champion (4, current), Sn00ka-3 Cup Winner
>>Holds record of five Rock Bottom shots in one day, which is similar to another record Mr Montaro holds but has nothing to do with any bottoms
>>Renowned for unexpected comebacks to take the match from the "evil" clutches of his opponent
>>Has held the title longer than anybody in PCW history, his fourth run has lasted over five months and its still not over.
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Biography>>> Manny Montaro could blame his early experiences for the way he turned out, he lost his parents at a very young age, he found then later on in the next aisle of a local supermarket that he was in at the time. Manny had to use his smarts at the age of 7 on the rough streets of Mexico City, telling the differance between a male donkey and a female donkey was vital, especially when it came to milking time.
Unfortunately this smart young man was badly influenced by the dark side (no, not rap music) and became a sick sadistic twisted human being. When sharing a house with up to four other people at once Manny would go in the shower first and use up all the hot water. Alas, with crazed lunacy also comes intelligence, and on the table Montaro has the skill and brain power to trick, cheat and conive his way to the championship.
Mantis had proven himself as perhaps the greatest champion ever in PCW history, proving that if youve had 10 title reigns youve lost the title 10 times, with only 4 reigns to his name Mantis has collectively held the title for almost half of PCWs entire existance, if that isnt proof that mantis is king of PCW, maybe the solid gold crown hes getting made up from melted down stolen jewelly will be.........
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