Spike Nails: Private Eye
Spike Nails: Private Eye| Episode 3...The Notebook |
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"Religion is just an excuse for people to be crappy to each other." Lister, Red Dwarf |
Jeff's foreplay advice to Steve: "When exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her." Coupling |
"Genius
may have it's limitations, but stupidity is not thus
handicapped."
E. Hubbard |
"He liked to begin by relating an experience he'd had on the way over here, whatever the weather, he'd experienced something...It was as if things waited to happen until the moment he came by, people got run over just as he was opposite them, big dogs immediately began coupling with very small ones, and he talked about it so that I saw it before my eyes and wanted to shout: Please take me with you sometime, let me walk beside you when something like that happens, and be sure to tell me when it happens!" The Break, The Pillows | |
| "This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans." Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams | Dorthy Parker
"Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live." |
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| "She is a braggart, a loud-mouth, a
bully, a show-off, a cheat, a liar, a boor, a
drunk, a fool, a thief; she wears terrible clothes, she has a ridiculous hairstyle, she doesn't pay her debts, she has
no culture and
no good
conversation. Even among the lowlife clientele of Big Mary's Bar and Grill, she stands out as a notable example of detestableness." Martin Millar (Tank Girl) |
Emily
Dickenson
"I'm nobody! Who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then there 's a pair of us--don't tell! They 'd banish us, you know. How dreary to be somebody! How public, like a frog To tell your name the livelong day To an admiring bog! " |
"I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entriely wrong. You can look at a painting for the first time, for example, and not like it at all, but after looking at it a little longer you may find it very pleasing. The first time you try Gorgonzola cheese you may find it too strong, but when you are older you may want to eat nothing but Gorgonzola cheese." The Bad Beginning, Lemony Snicket | ||
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Look for the next episode of Spike Nails, Private Eye—coming soon! |
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