*Looking out window*
HOOMAN:Does kitty want to go outside?Thats a no-no.
CAT:I'm just looking out the window!Do you think I'm stupid and go out and get fleas!?!?!Gosh! | *Trying to get toes under covers*
HOOMAN:OUCH! Don't bite so hard kitty!
CAT:Come here you little RAT!! |
*Kitty Bowl in mouth and MEOWS!*
HOOMAN:No food now kitty.
CAT:What part of MEOW don't you understand!I NEED TUNA! | *Looking at TV*
HOOMAN:You know you can't have a bird.
CAT:What Bird??All I see is that cute kitty! | *Going to the VET!*
HOOMAN:Kitty we're almost there!
CAT:Do you mind if a put up a hairball on that person who gives me shots? |
*Purring on hoomans lap*
HOOMAN:Such a nice kitty!
CAT:Hey!You gained some weight FAT BOY!Great pillow.
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